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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Thu Mar 9th at 8:55pm 2006

So wait Satchmo, what's so embarrassing about that?




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Posted by Madedog on Thu Mar 9th at 10:53pm 2006

Puh, luckily enough I haven't got into any of such embarrasing occurences. They are hilarious enough, and even if I get a boner sometimes I don't want it, my mind has control over my body, I only need to think of a hamburger to get rid of hunger for a bit. The same with having erection. Just thinking of something unsexy (such as Monopoly :P) is more than enough. And usually without thinking on sexual activities for half a minute or so, I have a fall. So... what more could I want? <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif">

Another thing however, is with Stomach Winds. I like Stomach Winds. They are so relieveing. When they come when nobody is near :P
I have a big problem with all kinds of salads. Potatoe salad, rice with macra (or whatever it is, crab meat or smth) salad and pasta salad with ham... all that you can buy from local groceries or markets. Anyway, those things cause me to have massive Stomach Winds in span of starting from couple of hours to half a day till next morning or half a day after next morning. Luckily I have mastered the skills of holding it in, only minuscule side of this is that I get also huge stomach aches from it. So whenever I have a chance, I "release" a bit :P I would have so much embarrassing moments to talk about.. luckily I don't.

Also nobody has caught me on "doing something I wouldn't want to get caught at". I can pick times of day when everyone are in bed and snoring loudly for this. PLUS the bathroom door is locked :P

Damn... I am one lucky fella'...


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Posted by Spartan on Thu Mar 9th at 11:02pm 2006

Oh god, I'd have to say my most embarrassing moment was when my mom caught me doing you know what. I was embarrassed as hell. What happened to knocking these days?




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Posted by Nickelplate on Thu Mar 9th at 11:33pm 2006

I've never been caught "Doing you know what." I'm sure everyone's parents KNOW they do it though. because if you say you never have and you don't I'll stab you in the face.

Satchmo: good to see you back here. I think your story is pretty embarassing. Was she a fugly tubber? or was she hot?




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Posted by Windows 98 on Fri Mar 10th at 1:01am 2006

Yes Satch, do tell. Pics <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">. Also, If I recall my sister caught me doing you know what. That was a bit embarassing.

Other then that nothign to major at the moment



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Posted by diablo on Fri Mar 10th at 3:56am 2006

? quoting Finger
Mom walks in on me uhm.... 'doing something I wouldn't want to be caught dead doing'.


Similar to one of mine, except it was my grandma.



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Posted by wil5on on Fri Mar 10th at 5:04am 2006

If someone walked in on me... doing that... I'd be more embarassed about my lack of self control. Its not like you have to do it 5 times a day or anything, and like people have said, it makes sense to wait for everyone to go to bed/leave the house.

Anyway, I cant think of anything embarassing I'm willing to put on a public forum... at least not at the moment.




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Posted by satchmo on Fri Mar 10th at 5:05am 2006

She was pretty hot, but underaged too.


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Posted by Foxpup on Fri Mar 10th at 5:09am 2006

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because if you say you never have and you don't I'll stab you in the face.

I never have and I don't. But put away your knife, I can lucid-dream on-demand.

My most embarrassing situation was when CSI Episode 4X06 "Fur and Loathing" was finally aired down here and a bunch of people at my school took it at face value. But that was then. This is now. Surely you guys don't think that of me?


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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Fri Mar 10th at 6:20am 2006

? quoting Foxpup

My most embarrassing situation was when CSI Episode 4X06 "Fur and Loathing" was finally aired down here and a bunch of people at my school took it at face value. But that was then. This is now. Surely you guys don't think that of me?


I'm confused.




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Posted by Spartan on Fri Mar 10th at 11:09am 2006

Aw yes I remember that episode. I wouldn't worry too much though. People are stupid.




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Posted by Natus on Fri Mar 10th at 12:51pm 2006

back when i was a skater, my friends took me to a skating park, where all the good skaters were (i wasn't a good skater...at all, still suck..), so i was standing there, waiting for some room to do some stuff, and then suddenly, everyone just stopped and i was like "yay, room for me", what i didn't see was this super elite skater, approaching from the left, trying to pull off some awesome stunt, so i crashed right into him, and everyone was like "NOOOooo <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/evilgrin.gif">), and i was like "f**k :>"


Boo f**king Hoo



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Posted by Nickelplate on Fri Mar 10th at 2:33pm 2006

? quoting Spartan
Aw yes I remember that episode. I wouldn't worry too much though. People are stupid.

GAAARG!! What Episode! Addicted to Morphine and I need explanation.

Wil5on: Yeah, really. Just wait til ppl leave.

Do you HAVE to do it in the backseat when your parents are sitting in the front? lol




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Posted by Hugh on Fri Mar 10th at 8:26pm 2006

I haven't been walked in on yet, though it was really close the other day. Scary. I walked in on my brother once doing it though, hilarious if disturbing. I didn't need to see his creamy white buttocks. Oh god, I can still picture it... OH GOD.


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Posted by rs6 on Fri Mar 10th at 10:33pm 2006

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I haven't been walked in on yet, though it was really close the other day. Scary. I walked in on my brother once doing it though, hilarious if disturbing. I didn't need to see his creamy white buttocks. Oh god, I can still picture it... OH GOD.


I bet you liked seeing that hugh <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">



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Posted by Nickelplate on Sat Mar 11th at 1:57am 2006

He saw creamy white somethin' WHOOOOOOO!




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Posted by Foxpup on Sat Mar 11th at 3:52am 2006

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GAAARG!! What Episode! Addicted to Morphine and I need explanation.


Transcript of "Fur and Loathing":
www.crimelab.nl/transcripts.php?series=1&season=4&episode=6

"This Judgemental Little Business" (A Furry history lesson):
www.furrydolphin.net/why-us-furries.html

Hopefully that should explain it.


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Posted by Nickelplate on Sat Mar 11th at 4:48am 2006

Oh. I already knew about "furries." I REALLY don't understand what they see in it though...


I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
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Posted by Orpheus on Sun Mar 12th at 2:54am 2006

? quoting diablo
? quoting Finger
Mom walks in on me uhm.... 'doing something I wouldn't want to be caught dead doing'.



Similar to one of mine, except it was my grandma.

Actually guys, I'd not get worried unless Grandma takes it upon herself to show you a thing or two.

I have no embarrassing stories of my own to tell right now, but I was listening to a grand parent talk about grandpa coming in with calf poop on the front of his overalls once. I was a bit queasy for a time after I realized that she knew exactly how it got there and didn't mind since it took his mind off of her backside.





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Posted by Foxpup on Sun Mar 12th at 5:48am 2006

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I REALLY don't understand what they see in it though...

You just don't get it, do you?


Better to be in denial than to be human.

Bill Gates understands binary: his company is number one, and his customers are all zeros.




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