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Posted by DrGlass on Sat Mar 11th at 10:50pm 2006

My house burnt down last summer, from "undetermind" causes. Soon there after my next door neighbor Michel began to go nuts. I found her web blog where she writes about her trouble with "Electronic Harassment" It is a pretty intresting read. She seems to have shifted her view from some dark big brother type foe ("them") to my family.

I'm almost a little scared that she will do something or have some one do something to my parents.

I posted this for 2 resons, I just want to show you this nutty woman who thinks my dad is behind some conspirocy to crush her self-help books/blog

but also to disprove her (for my own peice of mind). She talks alot about directed-energy weapon and there use. From beeming microwaves into your head to kill/sicken you, to the use of sonic wepons. I've been looking up microwaves and energy weapons on wikipidia and cant find anything like she talks about.

here are some links that will give you an idea of this woman and what she thinks:
http://happinesshd.blogspot.com/ (her blog that focuses on my house fire and how it is some how connected to a conspiracy to kill/rob her)
and these articals she wrote for "American Chronicle"
energy wepons

what do you guys think? is this even remotly possible and do you think people would really want to do this to her?





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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Sat Mar 11th at 11:54pm 2006

She seems like a crazy conspiracy theorist. In fact I think she's a f**king psycho based on her blog.

Are you gonna talk to the police about her? Is she accusing your dad of trying to damage her brain with strange sonic weapons?




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Posted by Orpheus on Sat Mar 11th at 11:58pm 2006

Doc, I don't wanna sound disinterested, far be it. I am actually curious but, can you quote a few of your bits for me?

Without reading all that I am not really following because my personal belief is, people who are chronically happy, or promote it are mental. Happy is one thing, obsessed with it is disturbing. I was finding much of her words, distressful.





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Posted by Dr Brasso on Sun Mar 12th at 12:09am 2006

i may be wrong, but im thinkin' "bellvue is just a phone call away".... ...not to get you worried, but watch yer back doc, some of that s**t was downright bizzarre....

Doc B...





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Posted by ReNo on Sun Mar 12th at 12:31am 2006

The complete and utter bulls**t ravings of an apparently very troubled lady. Interesting read just to see what sort of mad speculation she will come up with next. She seems to be fingering just about everybody as some sort of threat to her "intellectual property", which, if it weren't for the use of fake names where appropriate, could be construed as slander. I think she needs to seek help. Best of luck whatever you decide to do about it.



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Posted by Orpheus on Sun Mar 12th at 12:41am 2006

*slaps knee*

Ah ha, so it wasn't me. The woman was really creeping me.

Be careful Doc. Even if it comes to naught.





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Posted by OtZman on Sun Mar 12th at 1:37am 2006

Read the whole thing, a bit scary but interesting. Has she ever said anything directly to you/your family or threatened you in any way?



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Posted by Nickelplate on Sun Mar 12th at 1:46am 2006

Actually, I have a microwave emitter that can give you brain cancer. It also jams Hiway Patrol radar guns and makes them give wacky readings like 200mph. So you can buy it if you want. Don't get tickets AND prove her right!

She's a psycho. If she threatens you, gimme a call about contract killing. I'm cheap.




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Posted by Gwil on Sun Mar 12th at 1:49am 2006

My next door neighbour once got busted for growing weed in his back garden. Crazy, but not half as f**ked up as this. Keep an eye on her because she seems to be very close to being sectioned. You wouldn't want to be the act that turns her head once and for all.

Also it's probably not wise to walk around in military respirators, that's bound to freak her out.




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Posted by Dr Brasso on Sun Mar 12th at 1:51am 2006

? posted by Gwil

Also it's probably not wise to walk around in military respirators, that's bound to freak her out.

....now that was funny.... <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_lol.gif">

Doc B....:dodgy:





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Posted by Orpheus on Sun Mar 12th at 1:58am 2006

? quoting Dr Brasso
? posted by Gwil

Also it's probably not wise to walk around in military respirators, that's bound to freak her out.

....now that was funny....

Doc B....

Especially those wacky WW1 type A1's you used to use Doc.

/runs





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Posted by Foxpup on Sun Mar 12th at 6:12am 2006

As far as I know, microwave weapons do not exist.

Sonic weapons do exist, but are mainly used to repel dogs as they have very little effect on humans.

Has anyone else read What's Hector McKerrow Doing These Days? by Catherine Jinks? It's about this guy who believes his brain to be some kind of radio receiver. He is exactly like how you describe your neighbour. In case you're wondering, the book doesn't have a happy ending. It seems like your neighbour is a nut job to me.


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Posted by Andrei on Sun Mar 12th at 9:26am 2006

Can't you just call the police, tell them she keeps threatening you, that you suspect she's a pyromaniac who burned-down your house and attempted to burn down several others (even if it's not true, can they prove otherwise?) and show them her blog to confirm that she's wacky and then have her locked-up in an asylum for good because she's a danger to the community and to herself?

Or you can simply torch her house, and her along with it; if she could get away with it, so can you. Send me photos .



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Posted by DrGlass on Mon Mar 13th at 1:59am 2006

Well I found another intresting connection.

first of all, the happiness harassed blog was created and edited starting aug 5th to aug 6th 2005. Nine articals posted posted only minutes apart (with the exeption of the 2 posts on the 6th).

Let me try and explain the story as I have come to understand it.

Michele has an idea for a book "Happiness Habit." She attends some kind of group meeting and meets "Lonnie" who "was very, very interested in the Happiness Habit."

Michel signs up for an MBA program that is connected to this group meeting. She is assigned a mentor who is "Lonnie's" husband "Bill." Bill invites Michel to his house and and hypnotized her.

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It was only after several months of searching and finally reading some Milton Erickson, that I finally figured out what he did. Bill had lured me into a light hypnotic trance and then planted a negative suggestion and then reinforced it regularly with blistering criticism.


Later Michele was working with "The Adobe Guru" who sabotaged one of her computers in an attempt to steal the draft of Happiness Habit book.

Michel left her home at 2:40 and came back at 3:40 some time between then (I'll guess 2pm because fire trucks and helecopters were already there when she got back). That was June 17th, the day after my family had left for China.

Michele then moves into a garage apartment, where she thinks people are sneaking in an tampering with her stuff. Along with that, some one came in one night and...

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Early one Friday morning a month after the fire, I woke to the sound of running water.... ...The hot water in the basin in my bath was running full blast!!! Who had come in and turned it on?


Soon her attention begins to turn to my dad:

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He [my father] paused briefly, gave me a fiendish smile and said, "Good Bye Michele, " a very curious greeting. He stepped into the house, did something for a few moments and left quickly.


note: the house she is refering to is my burt down one, which I have been in many times. We had to clear out all of our stuff and around this time (i.e. before august 5th 2005) there was lots that had to be done in there.

Michele later finds out that "Lonnie" and "Bill" were:

? quote:
At the time I did not fully understand what they were doing. Nor did I know they were close personal friends and past business associates of my next door neighbors. The same neighbors who had the fire June 17th.


Thats where it stands, but I did a little more reserch and found this
thats right "Choose the Happiness Habit" by: Pam Golden written September 30, 1997.

As I was writing this my dad called and we had a chat about Michele. Turns out she told my parents she thought her brother burnt down our house, then she thought it was "them" and now she thinks it is my mom and dad.

I think I'm going to write a book about this.







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Posted by FatStrings on Mon Mar 13th at 2:28am 2006

wow, i dont think i can add any more to what orph and reno have already said
i think she is a "nut" to quote others




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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Mon Mar 13th at 3:10am 2006

Someone please cue the twilight zone music and then throw this basket case into f**king lockup.




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Posted by Nickelplate on Mon Mar 13th at 6:46am 2006

Wow.... just... Wow.


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Posted by flashman on Mon Mar 13th at 8:16pm 2006

I think you're being unfair to the poor woman. A considerate and thoughtful neighbour would offer help, encouragement and advice - as can be found here.





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Posted by reaper47 on Mon Mar 13th at 8:25pm 2006

Huh? I once had a neighbour who had those weird theories of how to win the lottery by picking a certain set of numbers. He stuck notes of mathematical proof on our door, full of scribbles and equations.

It was a bit scary to wake up to find cords full of little slips of paper streched across the hallway when you open the door. He died a few years ago. Poor guy.



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Posted by Spartan on Mon Mar 13th at 8:55pm 2006

She might be crazy but you can't help but feel sorry for the less fortunate. You need to talk to the authorities about this before she hurts someone else or herself.





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