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Spring is in the air. Time for another STORY THREAD!
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Posted by Orpheus on Sun Mar 26th at 9:37pm 2006

Same basic rules as every other time Gents. Try HARD to keep the story plot going. Random replies will be IGNORED!!

As far as composition goes, anything works. One words, or an entire paragraph is fine, as long as it continues the STORY!!!

It is advisable to check after you have posted to ensure that two or more members did not post simultaneously. If this occurs, PLEASE edit your post to make it part of the previous reply. WHOMEVER replies first, has the priority. If your reply no longer fits, EDIT IT!!

and now, onward and upward as they say.

"Long long ago, perhaps as long ago as last week, in a forum across the ocean from the United states there was a..."





The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by French Toast on Sun Mar 26th at 10:20pm 2006

forum-goer...



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Posted by Gwil on Sun Mar 26th at 11:04pm 2006

...man so troubled by the worlds misdemeanours, misjudgements and wrongs, that he had took it upon himself to remedy the situation. Whether such a feat was accomplishable was always in question, but he persevered, starting with that little, yet important question that had *always* troubled him...




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Posted by reaper47 on Sun Mar 26th at 11:18pm 2006

"Can I remedy anything by hanging around in a forum?"



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Posted by Gwil on Sun Mar 26th at 11:23pm 2006

Good question :P

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Posted by Orpheus on Sun Mar 26th at 11:29pm 2006

"Can it really alter my misconceptions?" He asks himself repeatedly. Daily life without the forum seems on the surface to be a troublesome endeavor, but underneath that calm exterior is a deep pool of inquiry. Another question he sometimes ponders is....



The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by Orpheus on Mon Mar 27th at 1:43am 2006

"If age is truly not a concern for joining forums, then why is it always a factor when corresponding?"

While pondering these many questions a few of the members act nonchalant about things like tussles between the divergent age issues. In the end, most of them act as if there is no age at all. Everyone is at some point, universally immature.

About this time in another forum a member postulates...





The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by Loco on Mon Mar 27th at 11:07am 2006

..."If buttered toast lands face down, and cats land on their feet, if you tie the two together they will just hover." Subsequently, this proves the theory that at some point everyone is universally immature. This theory was dismissed by the first forum member who claimed...


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Posted by BlisTer on Mon Mar 27th at 11:37am 2006

"let's have a group discussion about ourselves in 3rd person to solve this!"

/ignore if dead end :P




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Posted by Orpheus on Mon Mar 27th at 2:21pm 2006

"Group discussions in the 3rd person" says Sigmund Freud, "is a simple disassociation of ones innermost aspects of self awareness on a level that is often seen in primates"

On most levels such deep thinking would cause an uproar of monumental explosiveness, but at the Snarkpit, its just another day.

Suddenly from the back row there came a clatter of dishes...





The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by Toast King on Mon Mar 27th at 4:53pm 2006

A large fierce-looking cow armed with duel elites walked forth into the dusty room, with a silhouette of dust and light-rays outlining its figure. It made a hideous moo, and c**ked the Berreta's. Four shots later, and the man was lying on the floor, blood oozing out of his chest like water out of a spounge. But in the shadows, by the door, was the silhouette of a shape which looked like a large slice of toast.


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Posted by Nickelplate on Mon Mar 27th at 5:12pm 2006

A man walked by and saw that it was not The toast King, OR French Toast. It was Windows 98 in disguise. The impostor called the man a "n00b" and ran off. Then the man took...


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Posted by Orpheus on Mon Mar 27th at 8:49pm 2006

A careful look around him. What he saw took his breath away for all of a sudden there was a shout that said... "...



The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by French Toast on Mon Mar 27th at 9:58pm 2006

"z0mg i hit u like 10 times noob" What dark and terrible place must this be? the man thought...




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Posted by Gwil on Mon Mar 27th at 11:24pm 2006

that perhaps indeed he had landed in the dark and vicious world of multiplayus onlinuss gamus. From what he had read, MOG, was a world of intrigue, love and despair. Perhaps, if he were to investigate further he could see the subcultures of such a Byzantine system, wrapped in vendettas and constant "flame wars". He had to turn to the backbone of this world - internet forums.






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Posted by Elon Yariv on Mon Mar 27th at 11:26pm 2006

Skip it


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Posted by Orpheus on Mon Mar 27th at 11:43pm 2006

"Skip it" was a reply often associated within many flame wars since the inadequacies of some members was beyond reckoning. "Skip it" for a time became a general slogan until one day a certain member from Oregon arrived. The forum atmosphere was forever altered upon that glorious day. This member claimed that he was....



The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by Dark_Kilauea on Tue Mar 28th at 12:01am 2006

"King of America" which was of course a complete rediculas statement, considering that America is not a monarchy. Reguardless, he struted in, wearing heavy leather boots and a bright red coat, and the forumgoers named him...


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Posted by Orpheus on Tue Mar 28th at 12:20am 2006

.. "Santa Cruz", after the gift giving jolly man from California. Now this Cruz fella was a sensation from the start. He breezed in everyday spreading joy to all the good little boys and girls. Then there was this evil tyrant from..



The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by French Toast on Tue Mar 28th at 1:54am 2006

Canada. Just kidding, Canada is harmless. The tyrant was actually from Russia...





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