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Spring is in the air. Time for another STORY THREAD!
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Posted by Nickelplate on Tue Mar 28th at 2:06am 2006

And his name was Igor Rasputin, or Igor the terrible. People hated him because he saved all his toenail clippings in jars and always showed them to people. he also loved farting on sleeping houseguests. So they finally got fed up with it and...


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Posted by BlisTer on Tue Mar 28th at 11:46am 2006

...organized a 1vs1 deathmatch between Santa "the Beard" Cruz and Igor "the Sovjet" Rasputin, which had to be fought out in the community's favourite HL2 map:


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Posted by Toast King on Tue Mar 28th at 1:58pm 2006

And the fight commenced, and Rasputin won by 84 frags, but the end was not near. When he thought he had won the day, Santa proclaimed "OMFG lol U HAX'D teh sev3r lol!!1111!!"


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Posted by Orpheus on Sun Apr 2nd at 1:37am 2006

After all the male macho attitude had run its course Cruz and Rasputin went to a pub to talk over some of their more outlandish "luck" shots.

About this time in the back of Cruz's PC a sound issued from the power supply that...





The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by French Toast on Sun Apr 2nd at 4:50am 2006

sounded rather like some sort of high explosive device had just been detonated. Needless to say, the computer was fried. Cruz, who was emotionally connected to his PC, felt it's pain in the pub, and cried out in agony whilst writhing on the ground. Rasputin slowly backed away...



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Posted by Orpheus on Sun Apr 2nd at 1:26pm 2006

..tripping over a drunk who had passed out recently.. (another title to post Duncan? recently passed out? )



The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by Toast King on Mon Apr 3rd at 11:30am 2006

And reading about his computers death made Toast_King weep, for exactly the same death had reached his own PC. To end his misery he...


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Posted by French Toast on Mon Apr 3rd at 11:50pm 2006

Threw his computer out his 30th floor window, so he would never have to look at it and remember such terrible times. Coincidentaly, on the sidewalk right below the 30th floor window of an apartment building, a shadow appeared over...




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Posted by Toast King on Tue Apr 4th at 8:11am 2006

A little man called Michael Jackson. His long fingers which itching to do some good fondling, but alas, to the world's dissapointment, it didnt hit him. Michael went to the very room where the depressed man was weeping and...


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Posted by NameWithHeld on Tue Apr 4th at 9:34am 2006

said to the man 'why are you weeping. The world is a wonderful place...



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Posted by Toast King on Tue Apr 4th at 9:51am 2006

Then the man replied "^_^"


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Posted by French Toast on Wed Apr 5th at 3:51am 2006

To which Micheal said "-.-"

That conversation went effectively nowhere, but just across the road were two ordinary people. THey were the kind of people to which nothing extraordinary happened, they went to work, payed their taxes, and watched the Price is Right.
So let's forget about the details of their mundane lives and instead follow Ed Gruberman, an aspiring...




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Posted by LAzerMANiac on Mon Apr 10th at 4:06pm 2006

...baker from south Germany. The man had a horrible, horrible secret. IT just happened that Ed was also a psychic commander of an army of genetically engineered German leprechauns. One beautiful spring day, Ed woke up with a start to see...


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Posted by Toast King on Mon Apr 10th at 4:45pm 2006

...his leptechauns attacking to Snark-Life Pub.


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Posted by Pvt.Scythe on Mon Apr 10th at 7:37pm 2006

Jack was just having his SnarkSpecial c**ktail and the ruccus started to piss him off. "Time to smoke some nuublings."- he said and whipped out his trusty ol' AK.



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Posted by French Toast on Tue Apr 11th at 10:58pm 2006

But he was so angry that with the force of his wipping out the weapon, the barrel flew right off and impaled a moose nearby. Police who were attempting to reduce the amount of illegal moose hunting that was occuring, took a break from feeding peaches to old people and ran to the scene. Gruberman saw them coming, he needed to think fast...





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