Well you asked for it, I'll do it yet again!

Which would win, pirates or ninjas?

Think of all the possibilities- pirates have ships, no fear, many of them, and ninjas work in the dark with stealth weapons and such. But what happens in an all out war? Would the pirates out number the ninjas? Would the pirates sail away? Would the pirates use thier cannons? Do pirates sleep in the dark or are they drinking? Who knows!

Interesting how you're curious about ninjas but have a samurai as your avatar, which is a completely different way of life as such. Samurai are not ninjas. I do know a bit about ninjas, such as the fact that you cannot become one... I mean you personally. Ninjas are trained from a very young age, and are often depicted in films as clumsy and just generic people to get killed by someone else (kids with nunchucks, giant mutant turtles, old people, you get the idea). I believe Wikipedia will answer all of the sensible questions about ninjas that you may have.