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Posted by omegaslayer on Thu Apr 13th at 9:15pm 2006

Okay I came across this on the WoW forums, and if you've ever played an online RPG then you know what this guy is talking about:
http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/
Synopsis: This guy is a Game Mater for the online RPG game FFXI. He hates people and in his blogs tells of stories about stupid GM tickets and stupid people. You have to read it for a good laugh.



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Posted by Andrei on Thu Apr 13th at 9:29pm 2006

That guy's hilarious! Something about him reminds me of maddox.




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Posted by French Toast on Thu Apr 13th at 9:47pm 2006

/laff



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Posted by reaper47 on Thu Apr 13th at 9:53pm 2006

There's only one thing that's pissing me off more than an overly stupid and ignorant player: An overly arrogant and frustrated GM.

I mean those guys get paid for answering questions about a game. A game. What do they expect? Thoughtful discussions? The warm feeling of making the world a better place? Hell no, their job is to answer questions from people who are obviously to stupid to play a game. Not make fun of players who aren't nerdy enough (yet) to figure out an "AH" system. I mean how pathetic is that? Sry for spoiling the fun but this blog reminds me why I never got into MMORPGs. <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/sad.gif">



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Posted by rival on Thu Apr 13th at 10:00pm 2006

that guy is pretty funny. no wait hilarious.

but he does abuse his power way too much




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Posted by omegaslayer on Thu Apr 13th at 10:28pm 2006

FFXI's GM I heard can get away with anything. Thats why FFXI's customer service is so crappy because they let their GMs get away with anything. While I think this guy should re-evaluate his choice in jobs (and his life for that matter), I envy him at the same time (being able to be a jerk wad to anyone he wants for any reason -- and be paid for it!)



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Posted by rival on Thu Apr 13th at 10:33pm 2006

wonder how much he gets paid


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Posted by gimpinthesink on Thu Apr 13th at 10:52pm 2006

Hahaha I love GMs.

I dont think he over reacted to much cos some games do say in there terms and agreements aboit sending stupid tickets to GMs like the "Wheres the map button" one and can result in suspension and to read the manual. I think WoW does if i remember corectly.

Although WoW did have a hug a GM day a few months back.


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Posted by Stadric on Fri Apr 14th at 1:24am 2006

No succesful blogger is allowed to have poor spelling and grammer, as this GM does, bah!
Do you think Maddox got to where he is today with bad grammer?!
Although, lines like:
There may be dragon related violence if you do.
do help his cause.



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Posted by Orpheus on Sat Apr 15th at 12:39am 2006

I dunno about disgruntled employees but I have been updating my steam and after 6 megs and 30 minutes I am not even past the damned "Platform update" yet.

*cries*

Sadly, Steam doesn't even use all of my 56k bandwidth. As minuscule as it is, it could at least use all of it.

*cries more*

I am disgruntled... Major!

Sadly even more. After over 100 megs of update, my CS update is hovering at..... *drum roll* 78 god damned percent.





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Posted by G4MER on Sat Apr 15th at 2:34am 2006

The guy needs to sit and spin on a sharp stick.



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Posted by Nickelplate on Sat Apr 15th at 3:25am 2006

? quoting Stadric
...grammer...

oooo "Grammar"

Maddox actually misspells this too.




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Posted by FatStrings on Sat Apr 15th at 4:21am 2006

this man makes me laugh




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Posted by omegaslayer on Sat Apr 15th at 6:00am 2006

I especially like the:
"Gm Call Description: The grammar center of my brain done got nerfed."



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Posted by Spartan on Sat Apr 15th at 6:12am 2006

The guy is funny but at the same time he's abusive of his power. He doens't really have all the right to complain about hts job either. He's geting paid to sit on his ass, drink, and play a game. He could be digging a ditch in the hot sun. Maybe he should try a job as a stand up comedian?




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Posted by G4MER on Sat Apr 15th at 1:10pm 2006

Why, he isn't funny. People like this are best used to feed growing plants.



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Posted by fishy on Sat Apr 15th at 2:35pm 2006

that guy will never be happy with his life, no matter what.


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Posted by Orpheus on Sat Apr 15th at 8:29pm 2006

Well, since last night, and nearly another 100 megs, Steam is finally up to 99% for my CS update. <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/clap.gif">

Needless to say, I am still a disgruntled son-of-a-B.





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Posted by ReNo on Sat Apr 15th at 10:16pm 2006

Hehe, as an ex-FFXI player I found it pretty humourous <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif"> The sheer terror of getting mauled by a monster, and then finding that your home point has been set right next to the thing must be indescribable <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_lol.gif">



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Posted by Orpheus on Sun Apr 16th at 2:09am 2006

CS, updated.

About f**king time.





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