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Posted by Nickelplate on Wed May 3rd at 5:52am 2006

This is something I'd copy to my flash drive just for comic relief.

Orph... I really like lo-mein noodles. Almost better than rice. You spent too much time in 'Nam.




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Posted by wil5on on Wed May 3rd at 10:09am 2006

This game sounds like something I made... and it reminds me of a crappy truck game I got with my video card.




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Posted by ReNo on Wed May 3rd at 10:45am 2006

Big Mutha Trucka's, by any chance? That thing is one of the most commonly bundled games with graphics cards about 4 years ago I think <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif"> I got a copy with my 6600GT just last year too <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif"> Haven't played it, but I think it was actually regarded as one of the best truck racing games...whatever that's worth!



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Posted by Naklajat on Wed May 3rd at 11:57am 2006

Isn't lo mein those greasy noodles? If so I like lo mein a lot. <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif"> I love a good bowl of ramen too. I think I'll make a bowl after this post. Rice is good, but it all depends on what goes with the rice.

I saw this game on some show on G4 a while back. A net loss for teh world. I could say more but it's already been said. I'd like to see the gameplay footage but I refuse to use fileplanet.

.... Curry (sp?) is good with rice. One time I went to a sushi place and had curry chicken with steamed rice as my main course and good sushi on the side. HEB makes some pretty good sushi, and it's a lot cheaper than going to a sushi place.

.... k I'll stop


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Posted by French Toast on Wed May 3rd at 1:24pm 2006

Yeah, I got Bad Mutha Truckers with my Vid Card. Played it once before it became a coaster on the coffee table.



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Posted by Windows 98 on Wed May 3rd at 7:03pm 2006

Oh man, I saw the review on Xplay a long time ago, and now that you reminded me of this game I think I want it.

I'd really love to play this game, for just the laughs. Me and my friends could spend maybe a whole $15 and get such a bad game that it makes us laugh.

I found an old N64 game called like "Road Rash" in my attic. But anyway, it was like a biker game where you race. It was almost as bad as this. There was the same old thing over and over again, then you might hit a city which was about 6 buildings spread apart. And if you turned not as tight as you needed to, you hit the end of the map which was just an inivisble wall. You could even see the invisible wall behind the buldings if you went slow enough smiley.

Here is a ROM of it for those who have emulators.
Download [13mb]

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Posted by Crono on Wed May 3rd at 7:15pm 2006

Road Rash is hardly as bad as this game, even if there are poor incarnates. Also, just checking, but are you sure the poor clipping isn't because it's an emulated game? I've ran into a lot of poorly transfered games where the people transfering them didn't transfer the entire game, even if all the graphics are there. Paper Mario is an example of this.


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Posted by Windows 98 on Wed May 3rd at 7:18pm 2006

There isnt any really poor clipping issues with Road Rash (i have the cartridge and played it on the N64 as well as the emulator). The review of the BIg Rigs thing is where the poor clipping is. That is a PC game, not an emulated game.

I am downloading it now to see how bad this game really is.


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Posted by Crono on Wed May 3rd at 7:23pm 2006

I'm well aware of what you said and what this thread is about.

If you imply a game is "Almost as bad" as some other game, you would intuitively compare the worst features ... poor clipping is probably the worst "feature" in the game.

Repetitive environments in a limited memory system is hardly as bad. Especially when the entire point of Road Rash is to stop other bikers from competing :P


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Posted by Orpheus on Wed May 3rd at 7:25pm 2006

Am I going to have to mention rice on this page toooooo????



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Posted by Windows 98 on Wed May 3rd at 7:27pm 2006

We aren't fighting. There was just a misunderstanding


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Posted by Orpheus on Wed May 3rd at 7:50pm 2006

? quoting Windows 98
There was just a misunderstanding

Don't misunderstand. I really do like rice. <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/heee.gif">





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Posted by Crono on Wed May 3rd at 7:52pm 2006

? quote:
We aren't fighting. There was just a misunderstanding

Yep.

Orph, rice is not best thing ever harvested. In addition, you're a woman.


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Posted by G.Ballblue on Wed May 3rd at 7:53pm 2006

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Am I going to have to mention rice on this page toooooo????


Despite that I get your point, Orph, I don't think your mentionings of rice would help the issue <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/heee.gif">



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Posted by Orpheus on Wed May 3rd at 7:59pm 2006

? quoting Crono


In addition, you're a woman.

You tease. <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_wink.gif">





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Posted by French Toast on Wed May 3rd at 8:05pm 2006

Orph man, go up a few posts, you already mentioned it in the second page <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif">




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Posted by ReNo on Wed May 3rd at 8:19pm 2006

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I found an old N64 game called like "Road Rash" in my attic.


Duuuude, Road Rash is a classic! Didn't play the N64 version, admittedly, but the original and early sequels were great <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">



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Posted by Orpheus on Wed May 3rd at 8:25pm 2006

Its a freaking driving game.

Worse, its a freaking driving game for a console.

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Posted by Windows 98 on Wed May 3rd at 9:03pm 2006

It sucks on the N64 <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif">


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Posted by French Toast on Wed May 3rd at 9:44pm 2006

? quote:
Its a freaking driving game.

Worse, its a freaking driving game for a console.

/runs with eyeroll smiley tucked under one arm.



Ahh, you have not played PGR3 on Xbox 360 then, I see.





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