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Posted by ????? on Fri Feb 9th at 10:26pm 2007


>>>Intercepted transmission_ a09hexg820000012c_the pelican>>> <22_12_2263/1145> <304.8mhz>

>classified002> I told you, I have no idea

>classified001> What?s it like where you are.

>classified002> Its dark and gloomy in some areas, make that most areas. Some areas are very spaces and open though. There is a large structure near my position. The structure was most certainly not built by them. Its to perfect, to large. Maybe this is the ruins of an ancient race that they must of wiped out. The whole planet has been starved of energy and light. Apart from the monsters, its really lifeless here, I don?t know how the bastards survive. I guess its like earth right now. You know lifeless and all. Stupid Ice Age.

>classified001> Well son, we have uploaded your co-ordinates and there are 15 squadrons headed to your current location, so sit tight son. Tell me more about your experience. How did you get there.

>classified002> Well I was in New Hexam City, I was walking along a foot bridge that was above a highway. I saw 3 UNSC soldiers courageously fighting a bunch of those monsters. They died of course. The monsters where just mindlessly walking along the highway, just walking, they have no purpose unlike us humans. They live to breed and kill. They will never advance, they are just monotonous animals.

>classified001> Would you relax son. The situation is being contained. The Public do not need to know about this outbreak. We will find out how they got here and where they come from. We will stop them! Will!

>classified002> Sorry Sir, well at the end of this bridge was a door. I approached the door with my rifle in my right hand and pressed my ear against the cold door. I heard nothing. Then suddenly the door opened. There was a man in a suit holding a briefcase and a team of soldiers behind him wearing gas masks and holding what looked to be the really old standard issue UNSC weapon. The man with the briefcase stared at me then everything ?

>classified001> You mean the Gman. He died in 2217. Gman was onboard the Louts shuttle when it mysteriously exploded and crashed onto an extraterrestrial planet. Everyone onboard died in the crash. He was the commander of a small team who where searching for salvation during the Ice Age.

<classified002> Salvation? What where they searching for? I?m confused. Why isn?t the Gman dead!

> Pvt. W Jenkins> Sir, your needed in the engine room. Command says it?s an emergency.

> COMMAND> Evans, the ships structural integrity has been compromised. Proceed to engine room immediately.

[END TRANSMISSION]





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Posted by OtZman on Fri Feb 9th at 10:47pm 2007


Mkay?







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Posted by Mr.INSANE on Fri Feb 9th at 10:48pm 2007


I smell a release


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Posted by Le Chief on Fri Feb 9th at 10:50pm 2007


??????..... ????????..... Sick s**t <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">



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Posted by omegaslayer on Fri Feb 9th at 11:41pm 2007


I'll bite.






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Posted by ding on Fri Feb 9th at 11:41pm 2007


Suggestions to improve your life:

1.) Get rid of drugs (especially the hard ones like PCP, etc) and alcohol.

2.) Please mark SPAM or NONSENSE as SPAM or NONSENSE:
Instead of posting a wicked story like this try to make a thread containing 63000 LOLOLOLOLs to fit latest Internet-standards and that the people in here are able to identify it as SPAM or NONSENSE.

This thread is about to skyrocket <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/kitty.gif">




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Posted by Le Chief on Fri Feb 9th at 11:58pm 2007


Hay man, i think this "transmission" thing is cool. It sounds like a sweet game. I sent the guy (?????) a pm. Hopefuly he'll reply. Somehow I doubt it though.



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Posted by Gwil on Sat Feb 10th at 1:23am 2007


"they must of wiped out"

MUST HAVE

+ numerous other errors.

Just be balls out and tell us what you're doing. Viral marketing works well for good writers and cash cows, not mods (in my opinion)

Props for doing something original, though!




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Posted by FatStrings on Sat Feb 10th at 1:55am 2007


who the heck is this?

sounds cool though




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Posted by fishy on Sat Feb 10th at 1:56am 2007


? quoting Gwil
"they must of wiped out"

MUST HAVE

that one always twists my nipples, and it seems to be on the rise. i blame countdown, mostly.

"extraterrestrial planet" made me smile.




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Posted by Stadric on Sat Feb 10th at 4:08am 2007


The 'must of'/'must have' error comes from conjugations (I've know they were a bad idea since their conception). Must have became must've, and must've became must of.
Those silly English-speaking peoples, when will they learn to spell words are they are spelled, instead of how they are colloquially pronounced. <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_cry.gif">

Back on topic...
The concept behind this seems very nice, it gives a vague idea of what the mod is about, and leaves us (or at least me), wanting more. Still, the spelling errors are ruining it for me.

I hereby nominate myself to be your official spell/dialog checker...I mean, if you want to...



Also change the texture of the dock. Docks are rarely tile. -Facepunch
As I Lay Dying



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Posted by Le Chief on Sat Feb 10th at 8:03am 2007


I think this guy is onto somthing. By the way why, whats with the name of the topic. Is it some code name or is it just any old randam name.

I also assume that it is a radio transmission, cause <304.8mhz> is a radio frequency. And the numbers to the left of the radio frequency, is that a date? I am still trying to figure out what UNSC stands for. Well not really I thought about it though.

But the whole idea is very Interesting. I want to know more.







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Posted by Andrei on Sat Feb 10th at 12:44pm 2007


Hell, I like the presentation! image

UNSC? A sort of futuristic USMC perhaps?




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Posted by Naklajat on Sat Feb 10th at 5:24pm 2007


Maybe it's United Nations Strogg Candy (Yes I know it's a Quake reference and this is presumably based in the Half-Life universe, no I don't care.)

I agree that this kind of viral marketing works better when you've got professional writers doing the writing, and maybe a cool enticing flash site to go along with it (remember the teaser site for Portal?). Seems like it could be a cool mod, and I definitely want to know more, but I'm not sending the link to everyone I know, so I guess it's not too contagious :P The dialog feels disjointed and forced.



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Posted by asterix_vader on Sat Feb 10th at 7:12pm 2007


0110 > 0001101 001
1010 > 110 11100 110101 001 001
0110 > 001? 01110 00010 10 0110 100 1 0
1010 > 1011 001100 010 0010 10
0110 > 001 01100: 2
1010 > 2!





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Posted by Stadric on Sat Feb 10th at 11:01pm 2007


Ah, so one corporation created a new type of computer language...Trinary!
Now every alien race wants the language for their own so that they can make and/or decisions on their alien laptops!

The horror. <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_eek.gif">



Also change the texture of the dock. Docks are rarely tile. -Facepunch
As I Lay Dying



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Posted by Orpheus on Sat Feb 10th at 11:08pm 2007


You know. I thought Lep had a s**tname filter. How'd this guy get away with a bunch of question marks?

for my part, this thread is... /end.





The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by Le Chief on Sun Feb 11th at 3:31am 2007


Hay you know what, in halo2, UNSC stands for United Nations Space Corparation. Please dont kill me because I mentioned halo2.





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Posted by G.Ballblue on Sun Feb 11th at 7:51am 2007


? quote:
Ah, so one corporation created a new type of computer language...Trinary!
Now every alien race wants the language for their own so that they can make and/or decisions on their alien laptops!

The horror. image


I might be talking through my ass, but I don't think that's actually any meaningful binary anyway :P Writing a word out in binary would be rather... difficult.

Besides, he forgot to syntax it properly with & (concat) statements <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif">



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Posted by omegaslayer on Sun Feb 11th at 8:24am 2007


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