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Posted by Andrei on Tue Feb 27th at 11:14pm 2007

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/6397373.stm

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Posted by G.Ballblue on Tue Feb 27th at 11:54pm 2007

Jesus and his family...

hmmm..... Somehow I question the authenticity of that.




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Posted by French Toast on Wed Feb 28th at 1:42am 2007

I don't question that Jesus had a family. However, it's my understanding that Jesus was a common name.



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Posted by Stadric on Wed Feb 28th at 3:46am 2007

There was a big discussion of this on the Facepunch forum, I was there, it was fun. Then some random crap happened...


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Posted by Agent Smith on Wed Feb 28th at 6:15am 2007

I bet that was a huge surprise on the Facepunch forums.


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Posted by reaper47 on Wed Feb 28th at 7:23pm 2007

The one thing I learned in the Facepunch forums is that Garry is an asshole.



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Mr Cameron said the chances of finding that combination of names together was like finding a grave marked Ringo next to others marked John, Paul and George.

"Mariamene is Mary Magdalene - that's the Ringo, that's what sets this whole film in motion," he said.


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Posted by Naklajat on Wed Feb 28th at 11:02pm 2007

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The film examines a tomb found near Jerusalem in 1980 which producers say belonged to Jesus and his family.
Who cares?

/ducks and covers


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Posted by RedWood on Thu Mar 1st at 1:41am 2007

I keep hearing about this. "Could this destroy religion as we know it??"" are the head lines i keep hearing from the "news" stations on tv. It's never guna change a thing. Deeply religious peoples beliefs are base on faith. It's takes more than a sketchy theory to wave something people have been taught to believe sense birth. It wont take long for this to be forgotten and never heard of again.



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Posted by Stadric on Thu Mar 1st at 3:29am 2007

Or it could become the most used blanket argument since The daVince Code.
It could even become as popular as Nazism for ending arguments!


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Posted by MisterBister on Wed Mar 14th at 9:43am 2007

"Speaking in New York, the Oscar-winning Titanic director said statistical tests and DNA analysis backed this view."

How is it possible to prove that the dead guy is jesus with DNA samples?
I mean... Nobody has ever taken a blood sample of the guy, so theres nothing to compare with.



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Posted by wil5on on Wed Mar 14th at 11:30am 2007

? quoting MisterBister
"Speaking in New York, the Oscar-winning Titanic director said statistical tests and DNA analysis backed this view."

I suspect he may not be an expert on the subject.




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Posted by Naklajat on Wed Mar 14th at 11:51am 2007

They should compare the supposed Jesus' DNA to God's DNA, then we'll know for sure.

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Posted by G.Ballblue on Wed Mar 14th at 3:07pm 2007

? quoting Baron von Snickers
They should compare the supposed Jesus' DNA to God's DNA, then we'll know for sure.

Hay God, can I borrow some DNA? <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/heee.gif">

Ehm. Yes. Anyhows, this topic came up during my scripture class -- one argument against it was that Jesus was supposedly a Galilean, so that probably means he would have been buried permantly near Galilee.





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Posted by Bender on Wed Mar 21st at 9:01pm 2007

perhaps they could compare it to DNA found on the "Shroud of Turin" (for those of you who know what that is, for those that dont, use google).

But If i'm not mistaken i think that the shroud was proven to NOT be from jesus' era, so it might not be worth it.





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Posted by Naklajat on Wed Mar 21st at 9:21pm 2007

Wasn't that thing found to be a poor attempt at a fake? Can't be bothered to look, because I don't care. Fact: finding Jesus' tomb or his nasty towel doesn't change a gotdamn thing. There's also absolutely no possibility of ever authenticating any of that sort of artifact, bar God parting the heavens before millions of awestruck observers and saying "ya thats his." Jesus' message died with Jesus, and his name has been used by nobles to control peasants and serfs ever since. The End.


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Posted by French Toast on Wed Mar 21st at 9:44pm 2007

Indeed Bender, the shroud was carbon dated and found to be a few thousand years too new to belong to Jesus.



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Posted by reaper47 on Wed Mar 21st at 9:53pm 2007

Poor James Cameron. The hype didn't really last that long.


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Posted by fishy on Wed Mar 21st at 9:55pm 2007

? quoting French Toast
Indeed Bender, the shroud was carbon dated and found to be a few thousand years too new to belong to Jesus.

OMG!!!! that means it's really from the future then.....




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Posted by French Toast on Thu Mar 22nd at 2:16am 2007

Which only further proves my theory of time-warping aliens beginning life on Earth.



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Posted by Junkyard God on Thu Mar 22nd at 8:00am 2007

Maybe Jezus can just time travel, if he can ressurect himself, why not right? <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">

Anyway, even if it was Jezus (THE Jezus) in my opinion he was a prohpet, someone to be respected, not to be worshipped, I really don't see why everyone's so hyped up about some 2000 year old corpse.

Even if it is him, people will just make up new crap to prove it's either not him, or just his earthbound host body, or something like that.

But ofcourse, as you might have guessed, I'm not a very religious person anyway.


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