Whats the worst pain you have ever felt...
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Re: Whats the worst pain you have ever felt...
Posted by Le Chief on Sun Apr 15th at 10:31am 2007


... why not.

Welcome to aaron_da_killa'z thread. Here we shall discuss what the worst pain you have ever felt and we shall laugh at other folk's misery. First, let us discuss my worst felt pain.

"It was summer of 05. I was running up and down the hallway like a mad dog playing wrestling with my brother. Suddenly, I felt a short sharp pain then shortly collapsed. I thought I had broken my ankle. But no. The pain was sharp, very sharp. We had an x-ray a few days later and to our surprise it was not bone related. Turns out there was a 3 centimetre long sewing needle (1 inch) that was snapped in half inside my foot smack bang in the center of all views (hammer reference). And guess what it is still there, in my foot. And it did hurt like hell but today, I cant really feel it. I'll put the pics of the x-ray on this site as proof asap."

Now that you folk have heard one story, let us discuss yours. Whats the worst pain you have ever felt?

But wait. there's more chaps. Nifty thing these days called a "Graph". Each person shall vote according to what the pain was related to. We shall then discuss what we are most clumsy at and how we persons can improve our foolish ways. Even if your worst pain is a stomach ache or a head ache or a paper cut, if honest, its a worthy entrant? So whats the worst pain thou have ever felt?







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Posted by Orpheus on Sun Apr 15th at 11:23am 2007


My worse pain (other than putting up with certain miscreants online) was when my grand children were not permitted to see us anymore.

People think that when a couple get a divorce that they are the only ones involved. I haven't seen my grandson in over a year. He is 5 now. I have not seen my grand daughter since she was a week old. She is two now.

I miss the kids.

I vote "other"





The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by Le Chief on Sun Apr 15th at 11:28am 2007


Holy Crap Orph man. So Sorry to hear that. My dad know's what youre going through. Me and Him, where not allowed to see our step brother/son anymore. Women can be so bloody stuburn.

Well I aint gonna make fun of that one. Keep em comin.







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Posted by Orpheus on Sun Apr 15th at 11:47am 2007


? quoting aaron_da_killa
Well I aint gonna make fun of that one. Keep em comin.

Well, it was hardly one sided. My son had a lot to do with the divorce.

Sadly, my daughter-in-law got custody. She is under the impression that if we are allowed to see the kids... We will let my son see them too. The fact that we live 125 miles away from anyone makes that a bit hard to accomplish.

Neither my wife nor I sided with either parent. All we wanted was to be able to see the kids.





The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by Naklajat on Sun Apr 15th at 12:50pm 2007


That's rough, Orph, hope it all works out in the end.

My worst physical pain would be a tie between pulling a muscle in my upper back lifting too much weight with not enough experience, and the initial pain of getting my thumb stomped on and broken playing soccer.

Getting my thumb broken was definitely more intense, but the pain subsided pretty quickly. I didn't think it was broken 20 minutes after it happened (but damn was it swollen), and the next day it barely hurt at all, just a little sore. When I saw the X-ray I was surprised to see the bone in the tip in two pieces, now my right thumb is wider and flatter than the left.

The muscle injury on the other hand, was a persistent pain that kept me from raising my left hand over my head for about a week (I was limited to around 30? of motion in my shoulder), took more than a month for the constant pain to subside, and almost a year to get the full range of motion again.

I'll go with 'muscle-related', because while it wasn't as intense, it was a lot worse.



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Posted by Le Chief on Sun Apr 15th at 1:05pm 2007


Good Work Baron. Here is another one. I was very tired one night and all of us where muckng around. I was running toward the balcony and did not realise that the glass door was shut. I went snack right into the glass door at about 50 kph and the glass door shattered. The Weird thing was that they wern't angry, they where luoghing at me. However I got them worried when the cuts on my face didn't clot. Huh teach them not to lough at me. Keep em coming people.





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Posted by Rumple on Sun Apr 15th at 1:54pm 2007


*Thinks*, Having two broken ankles at the same time, and not knowing about it till days later, what happened was I was on a school camp, and must have got 2 small fractures and they got progressively worse, that was pretty bad.

But this was the worst.
Having 30 stitches...


In my eye, painful for a while 'till I got used to them, then if one broke it would be painful again like a tiny little razor blade cutting the inside of my eyelid, having them removed was fine though, anesthetic (drops, in eye) ftw!



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Posted by KoRnFlakes on Sun Apr 15th at 4:15pm 2007


playing footy back in school, lept for the ball & got knocked down. Sadly landed on a metal drain cover on my back & it winded me for an incredibly long time, naturally panicked & thought I was gonna suffocate heh. that & I recently burnt my hand with a 30w soldering iron while working on my guitar.






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Posted by Gwil on Sun Apr 15th at 4:18pm 2007


I've had my eye socket shattered, but I didn't really feel any physical pain because of lots of alcohol and morphine.

The worst pain I have felt was when I running down George St in Sydney, tripped on a kerb and broke my collar bone. Felt like my shoulder was being stabbed. Also meant I had the pain of having to pay for a friggin ambulance, damn Australian health service!




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Posted by KoRnFlakes on Sun Apr 15th at 4:20pm 2007


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Also meant I had the pain of having to pay for a friggin ambulance, damn Australian health service!


rofl, man that's cruel.






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Posted by Naklajat on Sun Apr 15th at 5:49pm 2007


I can't even imagine how bad a broken collar bone would hurt <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_eek.gif"> Did you have to wear a cast that immobilized your whole arm?

And Rumple, how do you manage injuring your eye so badly you need 30 stitches?!



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Posted by Orpheus on Sun Apr 15th at 5:56pm 2007


The worse physical pain I cannot recall was a 26 mile speed march while in basic. I remember almost nothing but the pain of the last 4 miles. I had a cramp in the top of my foot, Absolutely nothing would relieve the cramp.

Also, it was 35* and drizzling rain, so the cold was bone numbing.

I have had broken bones, but nothing compared to that cramp. Unending pain.





The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by Gorbachev on Sun Apr 15th at 7:16pm 2007


I had mono and strep throat at the same time, had to spend my entire spring break in the hospital. The nurse said she'd never seen someone as rough looking as I did. My throat was basically as wide as my head and my throat was probably about as open as a straw/pea. Any swallowing was as brutal as drinking millions of glass shards. I also apparently had a fever of 105F even though I was in too much pain to notice. That's the Coles Notes version, I've had many other moments in my life, but that one was easily the worst.



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Posted by Stadric on Sun Apr 15th at 8:46pm 2007


I've broken three things that I know about. I'll list them in chronological order.

1) I broke my left wrist falling out of a tree onto the hardest root I've ever seen. That was when I was 7-9.
2) I punched a wall hard enough to break my right ring finger's knuckle. That was pretty painful, but I took it like a man. Today that knuckle is lower than the left hand's. That was a year and a half ago. Since then I've learned how to calm the f*** down.
3) I broke my left big toe falling into an oncoming flight of stairs. That was around the same time as the knuckle.

I've got another three painful and hilarious injuries for later, too. (These three don't include my most painful experience, either. That's coming, though.)



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Posted by Dr Brasso on Sun Apr 15th at 8:51pm 2007


construction accident in 1989....went off the side of a custom house i was building, fell about 40 feet onto frozen mud....broke my right knee, my left ankle, both my wrists, and my back in two places (3 compression fractures and 3 ruptured discs) ....couldnt walk for three days, and another year and five surgeries (2 wrist, 2 back, 1 knee)before i could act right again.....still the worst day of my life, save a few.... :/

.....now dont that just mix yer grits?.... <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_lol.gif">

Doc B...:dodgy:





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Posted by Orpheus on Sun Apr 15th at 8:58pm 2007


Damn Doc, you'd be in the running for equaling birth for a female for the pain achieved.

ALL HAIL BRASSBALLS!





The best things in life, aren't things.



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Re: Whats the worst pain you have ever felt...
Posted by French Toast on Sun Apr 15th at 9:07pm 2007


I've uh... broken my nose...

I feel like it should be something grander following brass there but uh... yeah, I live a pretty pain-free lifestyle.




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Posted by Riven on Sun Apr 15th at 11:59pm 2007


I stitched my thumb before when I was about 9. I was playing around with my mother's auto sewing machine, and flipped a switch in the back that lowered the needle with a thud. Went right through my left thumb, and I couldn't get it out; needless to say I was screaming bloody murder. I was sitting there with the needle stuck for about 3 minutes, hurt like the dickens, for a 9yr-old...





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Re: Whats the worst pain you have ever felt...
Posted by Le Chief on Mon Apr 16th at 12:43am 2007


Thanks for sending in your pains and making me laugh. However other than my pain , there are to outstanding pains, for me. Gwil and Reno you little bastards.

It freaks me out very badly when it comes to eyes. Stitches in the eye and shattered eye socket. YUK!!!!! I almost vomited. Just like the time I almost vomited when my buddy ( 7 years ) stacked it at school and was crying and the snot? and mucus was pouring down his face like a running tap (orph reference) and he stuck out his toung and ate like 3 spoonfuls for snot. hmph errrrrrr. Veins freak me out to. They should never be tempered with. Drips, ewwwww, wrong. Snot is gross. Here is another worst pain for me.

"I was in primary school and a leaf somehow managed to get in my eye. It really hurt but I panicked when my vision in my left eye went red. Something was bleeding in there. Ewgh!!!!"

If I haven't mentioned your pain yet thats because I will later. What thou shall do later, when the pain entries accumulate is thou shall vote on the worst pain. Thou shall win a surprise from me for whom may receive the most votes. However that time is ni. Keep sending in those pains. However for now, thou shall receive some enjoyment, hope you eating breakfast.

image Lovely

image Real picture

image I love my eyes.

image These maggots are inside you

image Mmmm eyes

image Cool. Real picture.

image My left eye.

and some more if you wanna have a look:

http://z.about.com/d/urbanlegends/1/0/t/7/gross1a.jpg

http://www.amonline.net.au/insects/images/insects/250/instar_3.jpg

Keep sending in those pains. This better not turn into a thread where everyone sends in gross pictures. OMg i'm gonna have a sizure from the grossness...

edit: Dont you to tell me to stay off the drugs rumple. I aint take no drugs <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">







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Posted by French Toast on Mon Apr 16th at 12:56am 2007


...why dude... why?




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