With the site getting a new face soon, lets give it a good send off - bring back the snowing snarks!
Re: Bring the snarks back!
Posted by omegaslayer on Fri Dec 7th at 2:40am 2007
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Posted by omegaslayer on Fri Dec 7th at 2:40am 2007
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Re: Bring the snarks back!
Posted by Natus on Fri Dec 7th at 2:41pm 2007
Posted by Natus on Fri Dec 7th at 2:41pm 2007
Oh hell yes, I've missed those buggers.
Re: Bring the snarks back!
Posted by G.Ballblue on Fri Dec 7th at 4:38pm 2007
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Posted by G.Ballblue on Fri Dec 7th at 4:38pm 2007
I was wondering where they were ![<img src=]()
" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif"> I'm looking forward to exploding some snarks like last year.
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Breaking the laws of mapping since 2003 and doing a damn fine job at it
Re: Bring the snarks back!
Posted by Gwil on Fri Dec 7th at 7:42pm 2007
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Posted by Gwil on Fri Dec 7th at 7:42pm 2007
I'll see what I can do ![<img src=]()
" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif"> Not sure how the old leperous ridden one turned them off, i'll find out best I can.
You people will be the death of me.
You people will be the death of me.
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Re: Bring the snarks back!
Posted by Leperous on Sat Dec 8th at 12:46am 2007
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Posted by Leperous on Sat Dec 8th at 12:46am 2007
You need to call scripts/snow.js in the <head> tags of HTML pages (I think) 
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Re: Bring the snarks back!
Posted by Cassius on Sat Dec 8th at 2:21am 2007
WHAAAT
Posted by Cassius on Sat Dec 8th at 2:21am 2007
? quote:
You need to call scripts/snow.js in the <head> tags of HTML pages (I think)
Re: Bring the snarks back!
Posted by Le Chief on Sat Dec 8th at 11:24am 2007
Posted by Le Chief on Sat Dec 8th at 11:24am 2007
Lep.
Re: Bring the snarks back!
Posted by Gwil on Sat Dec 8th at 2:30pm 2007
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Posted by Gwil on Sat Dec 8th at 2:30pm 2007
Posting in a Leperous thread!
Also, what Cassius said!
Also, what Cassius said!
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Re: Bring the snarks back!
Posted by OtZman on Sat Dec 8th at 2:57pm 2007
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Posted by OtZman on Sat Dec 8th at 2:57pm 2007
Is just my browser messed up, or is Lep's nickname actually glowing?
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Re: Bring the snarks back!
Posted by Crono on Sat Dec 8th at 4:14pm 2007
Posted by Crono on Sat Dec 8th at 4:14pm 2007
On all the pages you want snark snow, you need to go into the file (they'll be PHP files) find where the HTML is generated, look for an area like this:
<html>
<head>
<title>The Snarkpit</title>
</head>
before that "</head>", which is the ending of the head area, you need to put in this line of code:
<script language="JavaScript" src="scripts/snow.js"></script>
Of course, since it's PHP, you can't just insert the code, it needs to be outputted properly, make sure you use the string output properly, otherwise the code it self wont get written to file correctly and it wont execute it when someone loads the page.
Just try, you'll get it.
Please only do it on the front page (index.php) ... if it's everywhere, like it was, I will kill you ... unless there's an option to turn it off again ... which, by the looks of it doesn't look there will be.
<html>
<head>
<title>The Snarkpit</title>
</head>
before that "</head>", which is the ending of the head area, you need to put in this line of code:
<script language="JavaScript" src="scripts/snow.js"></script>
Of course, since it's PHP, you can't just insert the code, it needs to be outputted properly, make sure you use the string output properly, otherwise the code it self wont get written to file correctly and it wont execute it when someone loads the page.
Just try, you'll get it.
Please only do it on the front page (index.php) ... if it's everywhere, like it was, I will kill you ... unless there's an option to turn it off again ... which, by the looks of it doesn't look there will be.
Blame it on Microsoft, God does.
Re: Bring the snarks back!
Posted by FatStrings on Sat Dec 8th at 4:50pm 2007
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Posted by FatStrings on Sat Dec 8th at 4:50pm 2007
hey it's lep, he always shows up when he's needed, like a super[forum]hero or something
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Re: Bring the snarks back!
Posted by ReNo on Sat Dec 8th at 5:08pm 2007
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Posted by ReNo on Sat Dec 8th at 5:08pm 2007
Haha, I can so see Crono's advice coming back to bite him ![<img src=]()
" SRC="images/smiles/icon_lol.gif">
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Re: Bring the snarks back!
Posted by reaper47 on Sat Dec 8th at 5:25pm 2007
*shiver*
Posted by reaper47 on Sat Dec 8th at 5:25pm 2007
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Please only do it in Frontpage (index.php) ...
*shiver*
Re: Bring the snarks back!
Posted by Cassius on Sat Dec 8th at 8:34pm 2007
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Posted by Cassius on Sat Dec 8th at 8:34pm 2007
? quote:
You need to call scripts/snow.js in the <head> tags of HTML pages (I think)
Re: Bring the snarks back!
Posted by Crono on Sat Dec 8th at 11:22pm 2007
No if it's only done for the front page and nowhere else. Doesn't anyone remember how much of a hassle it was to read the forums or questions with those damn things in the way?
Frontpage is evil, don't ever mention it again.
Posted by Crono on Sat Dec 8th at 11:22pm 2007
? quoting Reno
Haha, I can so see Crono's advice coming back to bite him 
No if it's only done for the front page and nowhere else. Doesn't anyone remember how much of a hassle it was to read the forums or questions with those damn things in the way?
Frontpage is evil, don't ever mention it again.
Blame it on Microsoft, God does.
Re: Bring the snarks back!
Posted by Naklajat on Sun Dec 9th at 1:41am 2007
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Posted by Naklajat on Sun Dec 9th at 1:41am 2007
What about Dreamweaver?
The snarks on every page only distract from the first 3-4 posts
at least in FF... and as I recall, I could be completely wrong.
Also, I agree with everything that's been said so far here, keep up the good work gentlemen.
@Cass: How's work on the oil rig? yarrr.
The snarks on every page only distract from the first 3-4 posts
at least in FF... and as I recall, I could be completely wrong.
Also, I agree with everything that's been said so far here, keep up the good work gentlemen.
@Cass: How's work on the oil rig? yarrr.
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Re: Bring the snarks back!
Posted by Crono on Sun Dec 9th at 3:32am 2007
Posted by Crono on Sun Dec 9th at 3:32am 2007
Dreamweaver is an abomination to human kind, but for different reasons.
Blame it on Microsoft, God does.
Re: Bring the snarks back!
Posted by ReNo on Sun Dec 9th at 3:44am 2007
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Posted by ReNo on Sun Dec 9th at 3:44am 2007
I still use Dreamweaver actually. Frontpage is even more bad, but both are responsible for plenty of webpage abominations ![<img src=]()
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Re: Bring the snarks back!
Posted by Cash Car Star on Sun Dec 9th at 6:23am 2007
I think maybe you're high.
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Posted by Cash Car Star on Sun Dec 9th at 6:23am 2007
? quote:
Is just my browser messed up, or is Lep's nickname actually glowing?
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