If Frodo Baggins ever has a son, I hope he doesn't name him Terrance. He'd put secretaries in awkward positions when going to job interviews. "Sir, are you ready for T. Baggins?".
Second Thought:
Pop-Tarts are packaged in pairs ... but a serving size is only one ... Dick move, Kellogg's.
Third Thought:
Thank God Infinity Ward labeled the Modern Warfare 2 special edition, "Hardened Edition" and not "Hard Edition" ... that could have been disastrous.
Ninth Thought:
Feminists complain that a bulk of imagery is phallic, but what about tunnels? Hermaphrodites have shoes.
Fifth Thought:
I found a box of crayons from when I was younger. The branding is "Bugs Bunny Crayons", it has a picture of Bugs Bunny on the front, but it has a picture of Chip, Dale, and Gadget from Rescue Rangers on the back. I wondered how could this be when only Disney is credited on the box, then I noticed it was made in China.
Eighth Thought:
How in the world is Madden a sustainable business!?
Seventeenth Thought:
Morgan Freeman, Freeman Dyson, Gordan Freeman ... Having the name Freeman is attached to many things: acting, freedom from slavery, creation of the Dyson-Sphere, relinquishing the grip on humanity by the gelatinous combine, legalizing the right to pay actors for performing in porn, look it up.
