i have heard many a complaint to Windows 98 undoubtly funny videos and decided since no one else has done it ill do it! A funny video thread!
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Bullet Control: $5000 for a bullet.
"I would blow your f**king head off! ...if I could afford it. I'm gonna get another job, start saving some money... then you a dead man!"