Confucious Say jokes

Re: Confucious Say jokes Posted by MASTERMIND on Sat Sep 13th 2003 at 2:04am

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Posted 2003-09-13 2:04am

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Confucious Say: Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.

Confucious Say: Man who walk through airport metal detecter sideways, is going to Bangkok.

Re: Confucious Say jokes Posted by Bewbies on Sat Sep 13th 2003 at 3:26am

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Posted 2003-09-13 3:26am

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Confucious Say: Baseball all wrong - man with 4 balls cant walk

Re: Confucious Say jokes Posted by GrimlocK on Sat Sep 13th 2003 at 3:48am

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Posted 2003-09-13 3:48am

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Confucious say:

''Man who runs behind bus is going to get exhausted.''

"Man who run in front of car get tired."

Re: Confucious Say jokes Posted by Cash Car Star on Sat Sep 13th 2003 at 4:29am

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Posted 2003-09-13 4:29am

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You guys missed the classic one.

Confucious say, "People who live in glass houses must change in basement.