Re: moms joke thread # 25 Posted by Dr Brasso on Fri Nov 25th 2005 at 5:12pm

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Posted 2005-11-25 5:12pm

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a woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that
She is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today...

Dr Brasso... :dodgy:

Re: moms joke thread # 25 Posted by SpoolE on Fri Nov 25th 2005 at 6:13pm

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Posted 2005-11-25 6:13pm

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Yes that is correct! <-------- Favriote speech!

I would love to change the world, But they would'nt give me the source code.

Re: moms joke thread # 25 Posted by French Toast on Fri Nov 25th 2005 at 9:05pm

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Posted 2005-11-25 9:05pm

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Your mother is fat.

Re: moms joke thread # 25 Posted by Naklajat on Sun Nov 27th 2005 at 7:47am

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Posted 2005-11-27 7:47am

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Your mom is so ugly I thought she was a man until you introduced her as
your mother. Your dad is ugly too. I thought they were a gay couple.
So, all things considered you're pretty lucky in the looks department... unless you're adopted, in which case you are
ugly too.

Edit: Removed second 'all things considered'