Bodily Functions

Bodily Functions

Re: Bodily Functions Posted by Cash Car Star on Tue Jul 3rd 2007 at 12:09am
Cash Car Star
1260 posts
Posted 2007-07-03 12:09am
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Fart(x) = Beer(x) + 3*Burrito(x)<sup>2</sup>

Sweat(x) = Clothing(x)*Temperature + Stinkiness Constant

Eyegoop(x) = 4/Sleep(x)
Re: Bodily Functions Posted by G.Ballblue on Tue Jul 3rd 2007 at 12:44am
G.Ballblue
1511 posts
Posted 2007-07-03 12:44am
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For h = hours

Sore lower back(h) = in chair(h) / game played(h)
Breaking the laws of mapping since 2003 and doing a damn fine job at it