Finally a flash that speaks the truth (don't deny it. it is 100% true)

www.ebaumsworldsucks.com

Flash created by AlftF4, music created by Trapezoid. (SA Forum members, like myself)

The lyrics,

Once upon time

on the Internet there was a guy

a very deepy flawed man

they called him Eric Bauman

he was a total asshole

and nobody knows why

he traveled all around

on the pulse of each phenomenon

from Something Awful on to Fark

with his trusty watermark

he stole and stuck it all upon

Ebaumsworld.com

it wasn't fair

to those from whom he stole

but did he care?

no not one bit

and then he had the nads

to sell some ads

what a piece of s**t

oh, Eric

Eric's quite a slut

other people's work has made him rich

he hired some male prostitutes

dressed them up three-piece suits

his faithful team of lawyers

made the Internet his bitch

'til Lowtax came along

punched him in the face and banged his mom

and Mr. Bauman, quite disgraced,

had his dumb website erased

well, sadly that's a lie,

there's still an Ebaumsworld.com

but if we all join hands

and sing this song

then our call will reach the sky

and maybe Zeus and Thor

will smite that whore

I think it's worth a try

Ebaumsworld is going down

we gotta rise up from the underground

and tell Eric Bauman a thing or two

bout how stealing simply isn't cool

so right now we're making that our mission

and if that bastard doesn't listen

we'll get sick of being lawful

and brand his ass with "SOMETHING AWFUL"

Just some backround stuff for you non-SA members. Lowtax runs
www.somethingawful.com. Eric Bauman runs Ebaum's World (no
linky). Ebaum's sucks nut, and steals everything. Also, he directly
linked a picture from SA and wasted a ton of bandwith, costing Lowtax a
bunch of money.

Please pass along the flash and help with "Forum Rage Friday" on his site.

Mirrors will be appreciated please

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Nickelplate is my dad

That's actually a quite Ingenious song. With nice animation.

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

I like eBaums world... sue me.

I like eBaums world... sue me.

/me adds French to hitlist

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Nickelplate is my dad

I like eBaums world... sue me.

It's not the site as such that people have a problem with, it's his profiting off other peoples work which he claims as his own.

AND that he hotlinked to another site and used other ppl's bandwidth and made money off of it.

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

I like the banner at the top of that site: "eBaum's World: media for
dumbasses" Every time you watch one of those flash cartoons, God kills
(in addition to a small amount of your humanity) a kitten... or puppy,
or a little bunny... Think about that for a moment.

Seriously though, I don't really care for either of the sites
mentioned, but from this catchy song's point of view, Eric Bauman is
loser and should be thrown off the internet.

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that made me laugh