so, ah...

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Yeah, there for awhile I thought that my monitor radiation was shrinking my bollocks...

i see you're still looking for excuses for your SMALL problem.. :rolleyes: </div></div>

Sadly, tis a fact that most mens biggest secret is about their smallest appendage.
Not that I am speaking from personal experience or nothin.

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I think it's because most guys have about the same size, but they're
comparing themselves to the 9 inches of Ron Jeremy and that's why they
feel inadequate.

French Toast said:
I think it's because most guys have about the same size, but they're comparing themselves to the 9 inches of Ron Jeremy and that's why they feel inadequate.

(insert razz sound here)

Wrong answer me bucko. I was in the military. A place with few secrets, especially with showers that have 10 or 12 shower heads.

One thing that will make you sleep better at night is, if women needed a massive tool to get them off, they'd not be able to do themselves with their tiny fingers. Keep that in mind next time you feel inadequate. :dodgy:

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Hold on... so you're agreeing with me.

French Toast said:
Hold on... so you're agreeing with me.

Yes and No.

I never feel small because someone else has a 9 inch wanger, I feel that when compared to a womans finger that I am just about perfect. :smile:

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It's funny how before you were so against discussing anything regarding
sex with younguns, now you're telling 14 year olds on the net about
penis size :smile:

French Toast said:
It's funny how before you were so against discussing anything regarding sex with younguns, now you're telling 14 year olds on the net about penis size :smile:

I am not telling. You brought up size. I was just clarifying that you seem to be a bit disillusioned thats all.

If I crossed into no mans land its all your fault.

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Heehee, I love the Snarkpit :smile:

As funny as that string of posts was, I think you two couldn't have picked a more inappropriate thread

Well, theyre an important part in the production of babies.

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• My yr11 Economics teacher

anti-gravity poop, grapenuts... everyday you learn something new at the pit

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Well, theyre an important part in the production of babies.

The production of babies... ...reproduction. Makes me think of
productionlines... You got to love english. Back to the names I was in
same school with a girl named Miina Kentt? that's minefield in
finnish... So not all people think while naming their offspring. Rylan
sounds like an orginal name. Good choice.

edit: Don't forget dad seeking poop BlisTer

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Dystopia - Empires

BlisTer said:
anti-gravity poop, grapenuts... everyday you learn something new at the pit

Its kinda nice to look back after a hard day and notice that some of your blathering sinks in to a new and open mind.

Just wait guys, you will see. Antigrav poop is real and subject to rise at the most inopportune moments.

Think about that the very next time you see a car on the side of the road with some naked child standing next to it and mommy or daddy leaning into the back seat area.

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