Beta time! I've sent the bsp to fileplanet (sorry about that - its the only free zip hosting place I know), but for those of you who don't want to wait for weeks to download it the vmf is at Filefence, as usual.
Readme is in the post at Filefence (they don't host txts) and is included in the zip at fileplanet.

Please note that fileplanet haven't told me that they've hosted it yet.

PS: Thanks to Interlopers.net for the reviews / fixing nasty texture bug that made half the texture fullbright for no reason / critism about the lighting etc etc