bird flu alert... :)

bird flu alert... :)

Re: bird flu alert... :) Posted by Dr Brasso on Thu Nov 17th 2005 at 1:37am
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The Center for Disease Control has released a list of
symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.

Doc B... :dodgy:
Re: bird flu alert... :) Posted by French Toast on Thu Nov 17th 2005 at 1:38am
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I get number 6 a lot...
Re: bird flu alert... :) Posted by Andrei on Thu Nov 17th 2005 at 9:27am
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Posted 2005-11-17 9:27am
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If you experience any of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
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Oh s**t!
Re: bird flu alert... :) Posted by SpoolE on Thu Nov 17th 2005 at 12:35pm
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Posted 2005-11-17 12:35pm
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1. High fever

2. Congestion

3. Nausea

4. Fatigue

5. Aching in the joints
Ohoh, Ive been recieving all these at the moment :O And here is SA we
have a lot of Bird Flu! Ive been having lots a fever, all my bones feel
very achy, ive been feeling very tired, having sore stomachs and I
suddenly feel very nauseas.
I would love to change the world, But they would'nt give me the source code.
Re: bird flu alert... :) Posted by OtZman on Thu Nov 17th 2005 at 12:44pm
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Posted 2005-11-17 12:44pm
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If you experience any of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
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Oh s**t!
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.
Oh s**t!

:wink:
What the Snarkpitters listen to!
Re: bird flu alert... :) Posted by Underdog on Fri Nov 18th 2005 at 10:24pm
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Dr Brasso said:
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of
symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.

Doc B... :dodgy:
Having sex with an ugly partner after a nightly binge can cause these effects as well. Is there any correlation between these two occurrences?
There is no history until something happens, then there is.
Re: bird flu alert... :) Posted by Nickelplate on Sat Nov 19th 2005 at 1:56am
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Yes, Underdog, Bird Flu is closely related to Coyote Flu.

Coyote Flu is where you shag some ugly broad and when you wake up she's laying on your arm and like a coyote in a trap, you chew off your arm instead of waking her up. also accompanied by the symptoms.
I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
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Re: bird flu alert... :) Posted by Andrei on Sat Nov 19th 2005 at 11:27am
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mutters Coyote Ugly is a crappy movie. runs away
Re: bird flu alert... :) Posted by Underdog on Sun Nov 20th 2005 at 12:47am
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Posted 2005-11-20 12:47am
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Nickelplate said:
Coyote Flu is where you shag some ugly broad and when you wake up she's laying on your arm and like a coyote in a trap, you chew off your arm instead of waking her up. also accompanied by the symptoms.
I always wondered about that. I just assume War wounds. Should have guessed that they were a bit young to be Vet's.

With my luck, if it happened to me the ugly person would have been on my good arm. Learning to brush my hair again would have truly sucked.
There is no history until something happens, then there is.