Woah! www.therichjerk.com !!!

Woah! www.therichjerk.com !!!

Re: Woah! www.therichjerk.com !!! Posted by SpoolE on Sat Dec 3rd 2005 at 10:18am
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Posted 2005-12-03 10:18am
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I mentioned it in another thread, but I found this site.

www.therichjerk.com And you MUST check it out! Pretty ammusing! Take
that for arrogance! The FAQ is quite funny! Here are some quotes:<br style="font-weight: bold;">


Q:I am a poor jerk. Will you send me some money?

A: No

Q:

Do you want to be my partner and make millions together? I have a real
good idea about how to make money, and I'd be doing you a favor.

A: No

Q:

I can't afford your book. I'm poor, I'm stupid, I have one leg, I have
arthritis, I can't move, can't type, can't talk, can't see, I have 17
kids, I'm divorced, my dog died, I once had a nosebleed, and I have an
ingrown toenail. Can you give me a free copy of your book?

A: Ummmm...No

Q:

Will you give me $10,000 to record a rap CD? I'm really good...check this out: I hit a cat with a bat,
how do you like that, my rhymes are fat, I wear a hat, I once saw a rat.

A: HELL NO!!

Q:

I hate you. You are mean, and obnoxious, and fake, and scammy, and
rude, and stupid, and BS, and ugly, and I hate your mom, and you don't
really have any money, and you are a liar, and a fraud, and blah blah
blah. What do you think about that?

A:

Put down the Schlitz, go outside your trailer, and get some fresh air.

Q:

You've really got some nerve! You think you're better than me?

A:

Yes. I'm a rich, arrogant ass, and I like it that way.

Q:

If you don't give me your book for free, I'll tell everyone your book
is crap, and I'll say bad things about you to the FTC, the Attorney
General, the FBI, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, all the
President's men, the Secret Service, the Humane Society, the 4H Club,
the Church of Scientology, the FDA, Clickbank, Paypal, and the security
guy at Wal-Mart.

A:

Have you ever heard of being sued for libel and/or slander? I have a
legal team on salary, which means I have to pay them every month
whether they work or not. So if you'd like to give them something to
do, that's fine. Regardless, I'll be relaxing in some exotic locale,
while getting a massage from Helga.
<br style="font-family: verdana; font-style: italic;">


:lol:

Check out the site, lol!

Re: Woah! www.therichjerk.com !!! Posted by Naklajat on Sat Dec 3rd 2005 at 11:43am
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Posted 2005-12-03 11:43am
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It's a website using the 'rich jerk' thing as a gimmick to try to sell
a book about how to make money on the internet. I don't think it's
funny at all. Plus you just posted the bulk of the comedy/gimmick.

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Re: Woah! www.therichjerk.com !!! Posted by SpoolE on Sat Dec 3rd 2005 at 11:59am
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Posted 2005-12-03 11:59am
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Yeah. Kinda stupid when I look at it now. I bet that guy is proberly
just some sad guy trying to sell another have-your-own-bussiness-book,
this time trying something original.
I would love to change the world, But they would'nt give me the source code.
Re: Woah! www.therichjerk.com !!! Posted by G4MER on Sat Dec 3rd 2005 at 12:03pm
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Posted 2005-12-03 12:03pm
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he's a rich jerk, and thats the best his web team can do.. yeah ok.
Re: Woah! www.therichjerk.com !!! Posted by OtZman on Sat Dec 3rd 2005 at 5:33pm
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Posted 2005-12-03 5:33pm
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Funny that site has the exact same layout as many of the "Learn how to
cheat at poker" and "Beat the Casino" sites I've stumbled upon.
What the Snarkpitters listen to!
Re: Woah! www.therichjerk.com !!! Posted by FatStrings on Sun Dec 4th 2005 at 2:32am
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i myself think he is full of s**te and the only way he could possibly
be making any money is by selling this plan not by executing it
Re: Woah! www.therichjerk.com !!! Posted by G4MER on Sun Dec 4th 2005 at 4:02am
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Posted 2005-12-04 4:02am
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I made $3000.00 bucks in a month one time by selling a piece of paper
in my local news paper on how to make an extra 100-500 dollars a month
tip.

It was real easy.. sell a piece of paper thats says..

WANT TO MAKE AN EXTRA 100-500 a month?

POST AN ADD IN YOU LOCAL NEWS PAPER ON HOW TO ACHIEVE EXTRA INCOME!

I sold it for 2 dollar plus shipping and handeling ( POSTAGE ). $2.37 total.

I did not defraud anyone, I made sure to mail them the instructions.
they would send me a couple dollars, and I would deposit it. Who
wouldnt spend a dollar or two with a chance of making 100 more a month?