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Starbust to go out of business

Re: Starbust to go out of business Posted by G4MER on Sat Oct 4th 2008 at 6:02am
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The Juice is no longer loose. OJ found guilty on all charges, faces 15-life. Bye Bye OJ.. karma caught up with your murdering ass. Enjoy Life behind bars.
Re: Starbust to go out of business Posted by Le Chief on Sat Oct 4th 2008 at 8:56am
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Whats Starbust? :confused:
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Re: Starbust to go out of business Posted by G4MER on Sat Oct 4th 2008 at 10:22am
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Posted 2008-10-04 10:22am
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It should be StarBurst.. but the pit wont allow me to edit my messages.. so I can not fix it.

StarBurst are candies.. they had a motto back some 13 years ago that went "THE JUICE IS LOOSE, THE JUICE IS LOOSE." But when OJ Simpson beat the murder charges they had to drop that campaign. Because the Juice was loose.. get it.. so now that the JUICE got convicted on all charges.. he is facing 15-life in prison. I was being silly and still tying it to the candies.

Another note 13 years to the day OJ beat the murder rap, he got busted on a ton of minor charges and now faces the rest of his life behind bars.. Gotta love Karma.
Re: Starbust to go out of business Posted by Flynn on Sat Oct 4th 2008 at 6:36pm
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Posted 2008-10-04 6:36pm
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Gaaargh! I don't like Starbursts anyway. They taste nice but they always get stuck in your teeth. They offer cheap gratification for that reason :geek: What does this have to do with the O.J. Simpson murder conspiracy anyhow?
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Re: Starbust to go out of business Posted by Gwil on Sat Oct 4th 2008 at 6:42pm
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Posted 2008-10-04 6:42pm
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Re read his post - Starburst is a nickname for OJ, it's just a pun kinda thing. Starburst are not going out of business. OJ Simpson is going to jail for kidnap, robbery and some other things.
Re: Starbust to go out of business Posted by G4MER on Sat Oct 4th 2008 at 7:00pm
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Posted 2008-10-04 7:00pm
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Actually, he was known as the JUICE.. because his name is OJ and what is OJ, its juice.. so as I said back when OJ Simpson got off on his murder charges the company that makes starburst had to nix the ad campaign that the Juice was loose.. it would of been in bad taste.
Re: Starbust to go out of business Posted by Flynn on Mon Oct 6th 2008 at 3:21pm
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Why would people relate that advert to Simpson being out of prison?
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Re: Starbust to go out of business Posted by G4MER on Mon Oct 6th 2008 at 9:01pm
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Really Flynn your asking that.. Really.
Re: Starbust to go out of business Posted by Crono on Sat Oct 11th 2008 at 7:03am
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Posted 2008-10-11 7:03am
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Flynn said:
Gaaargh! I don't like Starbursts anyway. They taste nice but they always get stuck in your teeth. They offer cheap gratification for that reason :geek: What does this have to do with the O.J. Simpson murder conspiracy anyhow?
Try the jellybeans. They taste mostly the same (awesome) and aren't nearly as chewy.
Flynn said:
Why would people relate that advert to Simpson being out of prison?
... Because everyone, except the people on the jury, were convinced he murdered those people.