my joke of the day....

Re: my joke of the day.... Posted by Dr Brasso on Thu Feb 12th 2004 at 1:53am

Dr Brasso

1878 posts

Posted 2004-02-12 1:53am

Post #19623

Dr Brasso

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1878 posts 198 snarkmarks Registered: Aug 30th 2003 Occupation: cad drafter Location: Omaha,NE

<BLOCKQUOTE style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #0000ff 2px solid; xmargin-LEFT: 5px; xmargin-RIGHT: 0px" TYPE="CITE">
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A
lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is
open." This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went on his way
looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and
said, ,"Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his
shopping. He then intentionally got in the line to check out where the lady
was that told him about his "barracks door". He was planning
to have a little fun with her. When he reached her counter he said,
"When you saw my barracks door open did you see a soldier standing in
there at attention?" The lady (being smarter than a man) thought
for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled
veteran sitting on two duffel bags.
[/quote]Doc B... :dodgy:

Re: my joke of the day.... Posted by Orpheus on Thu Feb 12th 2004 at 1:59am

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Posted 2004-02-12 1:59am

Post #19625

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13860 posts 2024 snarkmarks Registered: Aug 26th 2001 Occupation: Long Haul Trucking Location: Long Oklahoma - USA

doc, if you are going to keep quoting your mom, maybe you should sign her name instead of yours :biggrin:

and please don't sign it Mrs.B .. women don't like to be refered to as a big "B"