Americans if you please

Americans if you please

Re: Americans if you please Posted by Orpheus on Wed Mar 17th 2004 at 5:59pm
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I need the web address to the www.Dontbothermeforsoliciting.com or the www.leavemethef**kalone.com cause i am so freakin tired of my phone being used to further the cheap plastic toys industry.

does anyone remember the site address?
Re: Americans if you please Posted by Hornpipe2 on Wed Mar 17th 2004 at 8:17pm
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Are you talking about the National Do Not Call registry?

https://www.donotcall.gov/default.aspx
Re: Americans if you please Posted by Orpheus on Wed Mar 17th 2004 at 8:20pm
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ahh, yes.. i couldnt remember exactly what it was called... thanx
Re: Americans if you please Posted by Gwil on Wed Mar 17th 2004 at 8:59pm
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i think they would get a major signup rate if they did call it " www.leavemethef**kalone.com " :razz: Hell, i'd sign up to it just for the amusing nature of that name :lol:

we have one of these in the UK, cant remember the address... seems to work though, I can't remember the last time we had a courtesy call just as the tea is being served up (that ALWAYS happens, f**kers).
Re: Americans if you please Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Thu Mar 18th 2004 at 12:39am
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Just try and chat them up. Bonus points if it's a man. Extra bonus points if you get a date out of it.
Re: Americans if you please Posted by gimpinthesink on Thu Mar 18th 2004 at 12:43am
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Or do what Jerry Sinedfeld did when one rang up ask them for there phone number so you can call them back about it later.
Re: Americans if you please Posted by Vash on Thu Mar 18th 2004 at 12:46am
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Posted 2004-03-18 12:46am
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ring;ring;ring

/Jerry answers phone

"Jerry: Hello?"

"Telemarketer: Hello, Mr.Seinfeild. I would like to ask you if you'd be interested in upgrading your current phone solution, to a more --"

"Jerry: Well, Im kind of busy right now, why dont you give me your home phone number, and I'll call to talk to you about that later?"

"Telemarketer: Um, I cannot do that sir."

"Jerry: Oh, so you dont want people bothering you while your at home, right?"

"Telemarketer: Yeah."

"Jerry: Well, now you know how I feel."

/Jerry hangs up phone

/Live Audience members appluad like jackasses, just like in every other "Live-Audience" sitcom
Re: Americans if you please Posted by gimpinthesink on Thu Mar 18th 2004 at 12:48am
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Thats the one
Re: Americans if you please Posted by omegaslayer on Thu Mar 18th 2004 at 12:49am
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lol to seinfeld, I think those episodes are still funny (call me stupid if you must)

ring ring
jerry: hello?
telemarketer: Would you like a subscription to the New York Times?
jerry: yes! (hangs up phone)