This thread is dedicated to famous one liners..

Its not difficault :razz:

Jfry..... rofl

<DIV>Who can forget these?</DIV>
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<DIV>"Damn... I'm about to drop some science... AND YOU'RE UGLY!!!"</DIV>
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<DIV>"Hey, Alien guy...! ... I just shot at you!... alien... GUY!"</DIV>
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<DIV>"Bling, bling, show me the money?"</DIV>
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<DIV>- Gordon Freeman Interview</DIV>
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<DIV>And another from Pulp Fiction:</DIV>
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<DIV>"Since then he kinda developed a speech impediment."</DIV>
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<DIV>or my personal favourite:</DIV>
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<DIV>"Does he look like a BITCH?"</DIV>
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<DIV>Ah yes, and a few from Snatch:</DIV>
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<DIV>Tyrone: I didn't see it there!</DIV>
<DIV>Vincent: It's a four-ton truck, Tyrone! It's not as if its a packet of f**king peanuts now, is it?</DIV>
<DIV>Tyrone: It was at a funny angle</DIV>
<DIV>Vincent: Behind you, Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind.</DIV>
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<DIV>"I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the F**K can he get away from, eh?" - Vincent</DIV>
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<DIV>"It's a f**king anti-aircraft gun, Vincent!" - Sol</DIV>
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<DIV>"Too tight? You could land a jumbo f**king jet in there!" - Vincent</DIV>
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<DIV>"And the fact that you've got REPLICA written down the side of your guns... and the fact that I've got -Desert Eagle .50- written down the side of mine... should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now, f**k off." - Bullet-tooth Tony</DIV>
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<DIV>"Don't take the piss, Boris" BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM - Bullet Tooth Tony</DIV>
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<DIV>Snatch has to be one of the best quotable movies of all time, right behind Pulp Fiction. </DIV>

cool quote:

Captain Mifune: If we have to give these bastards our lives, we give them hell before we do! (matrix revolutions)

funny quotes:

(holy grail)

Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.

Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

(south park)

Cartman: Mom--Kitty is being a dildo.
Mrs. Cartman: Well, I know a little kitty who is sleeping with Mommy tonight.

Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

Cartman: I was just layin' down some rhymes, with the G-folk, you know, kickin' it on the west siy-eede.

Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"

Cartman: Only three more hours, sea people. Only three more hours and you can take me away from this crappy goddamn planet full of hippies.

Freak: We're your family to, Napoleon. We're like you. When we look at you, we don't even see the testicles on your chin. We see the testicles in your heart.

JFry said:
"April Foo-"

--Bart Simpson, right before the house explodes

KABOOM!

South park| When cartman leads all of the people of south park to the jew paying place chanting Nazi ryhmes in a lil hitler outfit. [ep 804]

brendon pats my hyper dog

looks at me, "why is your dog warm...and dry?"

Jesus! DO we have a traffic warden - Lock stock and two smoking barrels

Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"

grr beat me too it :smile:

heh :smile:

a few more:

cool quotes:

(all from Equilibrium, one of my favs)

DuPont: And you, Preston, the supposed savior of the resistance are now its destroyer and along with them, you've given me yourself... calmly... coolly... Entirely without incident.
John Preston: No...
[Polygraph goes dead]
Technician: Oh... s**t!
John Preston: Not with out incident.

Mary: Let me ask you something. Why are you alive?
John Preston: I live to safeguard the continuity of this society, to serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel! 'Cause you have never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking

Robbie Preston: I saw a boy crying today at school. He didn't no anyone saw. But I saw. Should I report him?
John Preston: Unquestionably.

funny:

(south park)

Cartman: If some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, 'Hey. Why don't you stop ... dressing me like a mailman ... uh, and making me dance for you ... while you go and ... smoke crack in your bedroom ... and have sex with ... some guy ... I don't even know. On my dad's bed.
Stan: Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?
Cartman: I'm just saying you're just a little wuss, that's all.

(holy grail)

Pontius Pilate: Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly!

Pontius Pilate: So, youw fawtha was a Woman. Who was he?
Brian: He was a Centurion, in the Jeruselem Garrison.
Pontius Pilate: What was his name?
Brian: Nottius Maximus, sir.
Centurion: [giggle]
Pontius Pilate: Centuwion do you have anyone in your gawwison by that name?
Centurion: No, sir.
Pontius Pilate: Well you seem awfully sure, have you checked?
Centurion: I think its a joke, sir. Sort of like... uh... Sillius Sodus, or Biggus Dickus. (guards giggle)
Pontius Pilate: What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus?"
Centurion: Its a joke name, sir.
Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy good fwiend in Wome named "Biggus Dickus."
[guard laughs]
Pontius Pilate: WIGHT! THATS IT!
Centurion: Oh, but sir...
Pontius Pilate: No, no, no. I want him fighting weally, wild, wavish animals by the mowning!

it's life of brian ofcourse....(and for some reason i cant edit it :/ )

Hey Blister ... from Belgium too, I see ! :smile:

Just remembered:

"Homer Simpson doenst say b'oh, he says... d'oh!" - C. M. Burns, The Simpsons

yup forceflow.... i think i even remember you from the pandora tfc forum a long time ago.. am i right ?

Lady: Winston, you are drunk.

Churchill: And madam, you are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober.

I couldnt get the binockulars out in time - Sol (Snatch)