Re: Americans if you please
Posted by Orpheus on
Wed Mar 17th 2004 at 8:20pm
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ahh, yes.. i couldnt remember exactly what it was called... thanx
Re: Americans if you please
Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on
Thu Mar 18th 2004 at 12:39am
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Just try and chat them up. Bonus points if it's a man. Extra bonus points if you get a date out of it.
Re: Americans if you please
Posted by gimpinthesink on
Thu Mar 18th 2004 at 12:43am
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Or do what Jerry Sinedfeld did when one rang up ask them for there phone number so you can call them back about it later.
Re: Americans if you please
Posted by Vash on
Thu Mar 18th 2004 at 12:46am
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2004-03-18 12:46am
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ring;ring;ring
/Jerry answers phone
"Jerry: Hello?"
"Telemarketer: Hello, Mr.Seinfeild. I would like to ask you if you'd be interested in upgrading your current phone solution, to a more --"
"Jerry: Well, Im kind of busy right now, why dont you give me your home phone number, and I'll call to talk to you about that later?"
"Telemarketer: Um, I cannot do that sir."
"Jerry: Oh, so you dont want people bothering you while your at home, right?"
"Telemarketer: Yeah."
"Jerry: Well, now you know how I feel."
/Jerry hangs up phone
/Live Audience members appluad like jackasses, just like in every other "Live-Audience" sitcom
Re: Americans if you please
Posted by omegaslayer on
Thu Mar 18th 2004 at 12:49am
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lol to seinfeld, I think those episodes are still funny (call me stupid if you must)
ring ring
jerry: hello?
telemarketer: Would you like a subscription to the New York Times?
jerry: yes! (hangs up phone)