WOOT! JOBAGE!

WOOT! JOBAGE!

Re: WOOT! JOBAGE! Posted by G4MER on Sun Aug 7th 2005 at 10:08am
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Well I am now gainfully employed as a DOD Security Officer. I have to attend a Police Academy like school for 4-6 weeks, and I am da law when on my local military base. WOOHOO! Good pay too.

Oh and for those wondering DOD stands for department of defense.

So maybe now I wont be so bitchy.. hahahaha
Re: WOOT! JOBAGE! Posted by $loth on Sun Aug 7th 2005 at 10:11am
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wooooooooooo, please don't shoot me :sad:
Re: WOOT! JOBAGE! Posted by Madedog on Sun Aug 7th 2005 at 10:52am
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I'm still gonna bitch you :biggrin: You're not in estonia so I can do that XD
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Re: WOOT! JOBAGE! Posted by wil5on on Sun Aug 7th 2005 at 11:12am
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A Barney in our midst... Whatever you do, dont overcharge the tau cannon :razz:
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Re: WOOT! JOBAGE! Posted by Kage_Prototype on Sun Aug 7th 2005 at 1:03pm
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"So, what do you do for a living?"

"I work for the Department of Defense. You?"

"...accountant =/..."
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Re: WOOT! JOBAGE! Posted by habboi on Sun Aug 7th 2005 at 1:26pm
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Gah ha ha, I owe you a beer forden greeman....

Hmm that names seems familiar :biggrin:
Re: WOOT! JOBAGE! Posted by Underdog on Sun Aug 7th 2005 at 1:32pm
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Good Luck. You are lucky to have a wife who understands. I always wanted to be in Law enforcement. She say "They get killed, you aren't being a cop"

So now, I blow s**t up as part of my job. :biggrin:
There is no history until something happens, then there is.
Re: WOOT! JOBAGE! Posted by OtZman on Sun Aug 7th 2005 at 3:23pm
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Awesome, congrats. :smile:
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Re: WOOT! JOBAGE! Posted by Dark_Kilauea on Sun Aug 7th 2005 at 5:31pm
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Hmmm... You do realize that barney always got killed... At least, he did when I was around :/.

Anyways, congrats on your job. And don't be as dumb as Barney :razz: .

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Re: WOOT! JOBAGE! Posted by Windows 98 on Sun Aug 7th 2005 at 6:42pm
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So you can shoot people?
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Re: WOOT! JOBAGE! Posted by OtZman on Sun Aug 7th 2005 at 7:49pm
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So you can shoot people?
Err, I don't think he's allowed to go around and pop whoever he wants, only when it's absolutely necessary.
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Re: WOOT! JOBAGE! Posted by Underdog on Sun Aug 7th 2005 at 8:09pm
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OtZman said:
only when it's absolutely necessary.
Define absolutely?

I doubt he can randomly pop anyone, but the DoD has gotten a bit paranoid since 911.
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Re: WOOT! JOBAGE! Posted by OtZman on Sun Aug 7th 2005 at 8:14pm
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OtZman said:
only when it's absolutely necessary.
Define absolutely?
No need to, I'm sure you understand what I mean. :wink:

(i.e. I'm not able to define it :razz: )
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Re: WOOT! JOBAGE! Posted by Underdog on Sun Aug 7th 2005 at 8:17pm
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OtZman said:
No need to, I'm sure you understand what I mean. :wink:
Sure, but is my humor that vague. I as well thought it was obvious there was no need. :confused:
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Re: WOOT! JOBAGE! Posted by Windows 98 on Sun Aug 7th 2005 at 8:22pm
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So he can shoot terroroists? :razz:
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Re: WOOT! JOBAGE! Posted by Underdog on Sun Aug 7th 2005 at 8:27pm
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Windows 98 said:
So he can shoot terroroists? :razz:
Only the ones that Stalk greater metropolitan El Paso, or the Snarkpit.
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Re: WOOT! JOBAGE! Posted by OtZman on Sun Aug 7th 2005 at 8:42pm
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OtZman said:
No need to, I'm sure you understand what I mean. :wink:
Sure, but is my humor that vague. I as well thought it was obvious there was no need. :confused:
I thought you were serious, but hey, it could just as well be me misunderstanding peoples jokes. :smile:
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Re: WOOT! JOBAGE! Posted by Underdog on Sun Aug 7th 2005 at 8:54pm
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Weak humor, its my downfall.

My apologies.

When you think about it, how would you define "Absolutely Necessary?"

I shouldn't be making jokes about killing or even shooting people. :sad:
There is no history until something happens, then there is.
Re: WOOT! JOBAGE! Posted by French Toast on Sun Aug 7th 2005 at 10:59pm
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Sure you should, why not?
Re: WOOT! JOBAGE! Posted by G4MER on Sun Aug 7th 2005 at 11:28pm
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Thanks guys.

As for shooting people, I was told if I am given due cause I can. If someone tries to run the gates I can shoot them. Other than that I get to use my night stick. =)

I will have a partner and since I am a rookie.. well I will be once I get though this class, I dont know what all I can and can not do yet. But I do know that we now pretty much do everything a MP would doon base, since there are so few MP's.