Back from my toils!

Hey guys! I'm back from my long time away from the snarkpit, a better man. So before i go on, I want everyone to know that this is not a post about me. This is actually a post about ninjas. Who here actually knows about ninjas btw?

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'Tonight, we dine in hell! I hear the buffet there is to DIE for' - Leonidas I

They jump around and stuff... very high.

And make sounds liek "Woo arr eeeh arrrrr haaaaar!!" and like doing flips and like chop things up.

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Hahaha! Im using the INTERNET!

And they love to just flip out and kill people.

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"If you talk at all during this lesson, you have detention. Do you understand?"

• My yr11 Economics teacher

Let's not forget ninja stars.

Yes! Ninja stars!. I love the way they flaunt their wealth, driving around in limos and going to Ninja award shows! Great stuff that!

Short people, wear black and their socks have this cute big toe thing.. Kinda looks like a mitten for the foot.

Oh and they use Ninja Stars :heee:

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The best things in life, aren't things.

Shuriken, if I'm not mistaken... :wink:

Well, what else can we say about feudal age Japan assassins... :smile:

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Create-ivity - a game development blog

They like feeding people poisoned rice cakes. :razz:

Well you asked for it, I'll do it yet again!

Which would win, pirates or ninjas?

Think of all the possibilities- pirates have ships, no fear, many of them, and ninjas work in the dark with stealth weapons and such. But what happens in an all out war? Would the pirates out number the ninjas? Would the pirates sail away? Would the pirates use thier cannons? Do pirates sleep in the dark or are they drinking? Who knows!

Interesting how you're curious about ninjas but have a samurai as your avatar, which is a completely different way of life as such. Samurai are not ninjas. I do know a bit about ninjas, such as the fact that you cannot become one... I mean you personally. Ninjas are trained from a very young age, and are often depicted in films as clumsy and just generic people to get killed by someone else (kids with nunchucks, giant mutant turtles, old people, you get the idea). I believe Wikipedia will answer all of the sensible questions about ninjas that you may have.

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-[Better to be Honest than Kind]-

Psh, ninjas. We all know the pirates would win, with
Maddox the ass-beating pirate
with the Alphabet of Manliness
around his neck at the
helm.

Ninjas would kill the pirates three times before they hit the ground. That's their speciality. Cannon balls? Pff, they'd backflip right over them.

Boy I'd love too see a pirate vs ninja mod.

Har matie, pirates it is Arrrrrrr!

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The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of your coffee.

dammit, Myrk got there before me.... :sad:

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