Hairy cactus

Hairy cactus

Re: Hairy cactus Posted by Leperous on Wed Mar 3rd 2004 at 9:58pm
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http://prinfo.no/boland/transg/cactus_project.asp

Basically, someone decided to genetically engineer a cactus to grow 'human' hair. Madness.

(and yes, I'm pretty sure it's true)
Re: Hairy cactus Posted by Kage_Prototype on Wed Mar 3rd 2004 at 10:01pm
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That's pretty insane. But intriuging at the same time.
Re: Hairy cactus Posted by omegaslayer on Wed Mar 3rd 2004 at 10:10pm
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Ahhh yes the advances of genetics, isn't it great. This is what I learned to do in AP Bio in High School.
Re: Hairy cactus Posted by Orpheus on Wed Mar 3rd 2004 at 10:28pm
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Leperous said:
Basically, someone decided to genetically engineer a cactus to grow 'human' hair. Madness.
the question is.. what kind of human hair :dodgy:
Re: Hairy cactus Posted by gimpinthesink on Wed Mar 3rd 2004 at 10:36pm
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I think the kind that you get on your back but carnt quite shave off
Re: Hairy cactus Posted by Orpheus on Wed Mar 3rd 2004 at 11:03pm
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I think the kind that you get on your back but carnt quite shave off
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha... thats killer bud, the funniest thing i have heard in days :rofl:
Re: Hairy cactus Posted by Yak_Fighter on Thu Mar 4th 2004 at 12:04am
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Great, so now even cacti have more hair on them then I do on my head. F**king baldness...
Re: Hairy cactus Posted by Kain on Thu Mar 4th 2004 at 12:28am
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Wonderful genetic achivement... and i thought "necessity was the mother of invention"; i really can't think of any practical use of a hairy cactus.... :confused:
Re: Hairy cactus Posted by Crono on Thu Mar 4th 2004 at 1:10am
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One step closer to curing human hair loss, Kain.
Re: Hairy cactus Posted by fraggard on Thu Mar 4th 2004 at 2:10am
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More money is spent every year on curing erectile dysfunction than on helping starving kids. I can see uses for this thing.
Re: Hairy cactus Posted by Vash on Thu Mar 4th 2004 at 2:41am
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Orpheus said:
Leperous said:
Basically, someone decided to genetically engineer a cactus to grow 'human' hair. Madness.
the question is.. what kind of human hair :dodgy:
let me just say...That hair doesnt grow on a chin. :wink
Re: Hairy cactus Posted by matt on Thu Mar 4th 2004 at 9:54am
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The pictures are just weird:

User posted image

It sort of looks like it could of been done in PhotoShop... But your right, its probably real.
Re: Hairy cactus Posted by Leperous on Thu Mar 4th 2004 at 11:08am
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It is real, it was in my New Scientist magazine:

http://www.newscientist.com/opinion/opinterview.jsp;?id=ns24361
Re: Hairy cactus Posted by Orpheus on Thu Mar 4th 2004 at 11:12am
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although i have no doubt of the reality this subject has, the statement
"It is real, it was in my New Scientist magazine:"
</I>somehow retracts more than confirms that belief :rolleyes: ..
Re: Hairy cactus Posted by fraggard on Thu Mar 4th 2004 at 12:01pm
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Orpheus said:
"It is real, it was in my New Scientist magazine:"
</I>somehow retracts more than confirms that belief :rolleyes: ..
:confused: New Scientist is one of the more famous Journals around, and defintely quite well informed. I see no reason for that making it harder to believe.
Re: Hairy cactus Posted by Kain on Thu Mar 4th 2004 at 1:28pm
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Well, from an aesthetic point of vue, it's a disaster... A cactus with hair! that's extremely gross. Let's hope the juice of that thing cures baldness.
Re: Hairy cactus Posted by Orpheus on Thu Mar 4th 2004 at 3:43pm
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fraggard said:
Orpheus said:
"It is real, it was in my New Scientist magazine:"
</I>somehow retracts more than confirms that belief :rolleyes: ..
:confused: New Scientist is one of the more famous Journals around, and definitely quite well informed. I see no reason for that making it harder to believe.
no insult intended to your magazine fragman.

it just struck me odd, that the reliability of the subject is based on the origin of the article... didn't snarkpit recently have a debate on a book and its contents? many faithful rely solely on the book, as proof of its content.

i just thought it was ironic, that our learned master lep would fall into the same word trap :rolleyes:

try not to read my comment as an attack on the magazine, but more as an ironic comparison.. the sentance was nearly identical to ones i have heard from the faithfully religious :smile:
Re: Hairy cactus Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Thu Mar 4th 2004 at 4:06pm
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You can't really compare a modern factual scientific publication to what is for the most part a work of fiction written oh i don't know a gazillion years ago about events which happened hundreds of years before.
Re: Hairy cactus Posted by Leperous on Thu Mar 4th 2004 at 4:13pm
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lol Orph, the point in the message was that it has been independently corroborated by something/someone who is actually quite trustworthy (and where you can investigate/question that trust all you want if you want!). It's not really comparable to the bible, due to age, intent and message.
Re: Hairy cactus Posted by Orpheus on Thu Mar 4th 2004 at 4:23pm
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/me stifles last of giggles..

its still funny as hell..

imagines lep upon really BIG soap box

"it is true dammit, it was written in my magzine"
Re: Hairy cactus Posted by $loth on Thu Mar 4th 2004 at 4:29pm
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i think that i'll believe it until someone can prove them wrong :razz:
but IMO, if someone can clone someone/something, then i think they could make a cactus grow human hair.
Re: Hairy cactus Posted by Hornpipe2 on Thu Mar 4th 2004 at 8:09pm
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Wonderful genetic achivement... and i thought "necessity was the mother of invention"; i really can't think of any practical use of a hairy cactus.... :confused:
If you saw the Hamster-controlled MIDI page, you should know that this quote is wildly inaccurate at best. It should now be changed to
"Alcohol is the mother of invention".
Re: Hairy cactus Posted by OtZman on Thu Mar 4th 2004 at 9:26pm
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if they can make a hairy cactus...then perhaps...they can make...a...bird with two heads or a pig with 8 legs...or a fish with a human head or...or...a snake with a head in both ends or...a cow with three heads or...THERE'S NO LIMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Hairy cactus Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Thu Mar 4th 2004 at 10:58pm
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I think it'd be a little complicated giving a pig 4 more functioning legs. :smile:
Re: Hairy cactus Posted by Leperous on Thu Mar 4th 2004 at 11:49pm
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That happens often enough in nature anyway :argh:
Re: Hairy cactus Posted by gimpinthesink on Fri Mar 5th 2004 at 3:53am
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or they could make cat dog
Re: Hairy cactus Posted by Yak_Fighter on Fri Mar 5th 2004 at 4:37am
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boo

get out!
Re: Hairy cactus Posted by $loth on Sun Mar 7th 2004 at 2:27pm
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OtZman said:
if they can make a hairy cactus...then perhaps...they can make...a...bird with two heads or a pig with 8 legs...or a fish with a human head or...or...a snake with a head in both ends or...a cow with three heads or...THERE'S NO LIMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You Could make a banana eating monkey :munky:
Re: Hairy cactus Posted by Myrk- on Mon Mar 8th 2004 at 2:57am
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K I've grown some wierd cacti with white hair, and some that have grown leaves (Cacti with proper leaves?! Whats going on there?!)...

but this tops them!