Riddles

I am bored as hell, so I decided to start a Riddles topic.

Basically it goes like this: You do not post in this thread unless your answering a riddle. If you answer one right, you get to make one. So the basic setup is this:

"Vash: Blah blah <riddle>"

"Person: <Answer to riddle>"

"Vash: Right :biggrin: "

"Person: <Their own riddle>"

And so on :biggrin: (You may post here if you have a question about a riddle though. No google cheatahs :biggrin: ). If they post wrong, post "In-correct". Please, no editing old posts, and everybody only gets one post on each riddle.

First riddle:

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Ok, I screwed up this riddle. The riddle I wrote was, "I am a chair for a Amphibian" when It should be, "I am a chair for an Amphibian."(It was Toad-Stool btw :smile: ). I will ask another riddle, all who asked may try this one.

"A man walks down the street and sees 2 birds. One walks left and one walks right, but never separate. How is this possible?"

What is a lazzy boy?

In-Correct

Water?

In-Correct

The sea-bed?

(Incorrect is all the one word btw :wink: )

Vash said:
"A man walks down the street and sees 2 birds. One walks left and one walks right, but never separate. How is this possible?"

the birds are facing each other..

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Grumble Grumble ... gives Vash the evil eye
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Correct Orpheus

Vash said:
Correct :biggrin:

who?

Goddamn, Kevin ... that's what I said to you ... and ... gah ... nevermind lol. Go ahead Orph ... bring it on ... lol

The man walks one way the birds walk the other.

OR

One woman was facing left and one was facing right. When the one facing right turned left and the one facing left turned right they were walking in the same direction.

Am I answering this right or is it one of those mini word ones?

Orpheus wins lol, Just let him answer :biggrin: .

Incorrect isn't a hyphenated word. That's like the nuts that say to-day and to-morrow.

Basically it goes like this: You do not post in this thread unless your answering a riddle. If you answer one right, you get to make one. So the basic setup is this:

Oh no mommy, I posted wrong in someone's thread.

i like solving riddles as much as solving trivia.. but really don't like asking them, my hopes in the trivia thread were to get others to post so i could participate..

allow crono my point, as he said he answered correctly first.

i would rather play. :smile:

Since Orph didn't give one, I'll give the next.

" A man is condemned to death. He is given to say a last statement; if it is true he is hanged to death and if it is false he is poisoned. He uttered his last sentence from which he escaped. What is the last statement"

Should be pretty familiar to most people.

"look over there" ? lol

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Well aware it's incorrect :smile:
hmm.
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"look over there" ? lol

In-corr-ect bud-dy!

(sorry Vash) :biggrin:

the answer has to do with time.. like post pone it till next year or some such.

No, he got off completly free... so the legend goes. :smile:

Alien_Sniper said:
No, he got off completely free... so the legend goes. :smile:

hmm, i dunno then, but i do have a riddle, its longish so i will type it up an a few and post..

this could get confusing guys, i suggest you quote the question you want to answer, as no one will EVER follow vash's rules :biggrin:

/cries in corner :biggrin:

A man is condemned to death. He is given to say a last statement; if it is true he is hanged to death and if it is false he is poisoned. He uttered his last sentence from which he escaped. What is the last statement

Nothing? As in he didn't say anything. Other then that, "He did it", or "don't kill me". I can't think of anything lol.

two brothers both born twins and princes of their kingdom, the time draws near for one of them to be crowned the next king, the king decides both are equally qualified to rule, and cannot pick between them, so he sets them a task, a horse race.
the rules are simple, the loser of the race, inherits the crown and the kingdom.

the boys realize that this task could run into years, so the seek out the advice of the kingdoms wisest scholar, upon reflecting on the issue for a while the wise man solves the problem, he tells the twins only two words, what are they???

sex change

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A man is condemned to death. He is given to say a last statement; if it is true he is hanged to death and if it is false he is poisoned. He uttered his last sentence from which he escaped. What is the last statement

Nothing? As in he didn't say anything. Other then that, "He did it", or "don't kill me". I can't think of anything lol.
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Incorrect

Vash, what are the rules regarding giving out answers, don't want to make it too easy. :smile:

Alien_Sniper said:
sex change

if thats in answer to my riddle Dave, you're one sick puppy, and its in-corr-ect

Well. If about 10-15 ask, and noi one gets it right, or no one gets it right in one day, go ahead and post the answer, then ask another riddle :smile: .

LOL by the time I had written my answer there had been 3 other posts heheh

Orph, is that a trick riddle? They may be cojoined twins, so neither could win a horse race...

Is the prisoner one that he said "I will be poisoned" - it's a statement (not a question or plea), and it's not false or true.

Alien_Sniper said:
Orph, is that a trick riddle? They may be cojoined twins, so neither could win a horse race...

i don't post trick questions or trivia dave :sad:

its solvable, and you will smack yourself when you see those 2 words.

I'm thinking the answer is 'get married'. That way they can both be king :smile:

Orpheus said:
two brothers both born twins and princes of their kingdom, the time draws near for one of them to be crowned the next king, the king decides both are equally qualified to rule, and cannot pick between them, so he sets them a task, a horse race.
the rules are simple, the loser of the race, inherits the crown and the kingdom.

the boys realize that this task could run into years, so the seek out the advice of the kingdoms wisest scholar, upon reflecting on the issue for a while the wise man solves the problem, he tells the twins only two words, what are they???

"In Correct"?

Couldn't resist

hits razzzz buzzer

wrong on both counts jeff and cass :biggrin:

Is the prisoner one that he said "I will be poisoned" - it's a statement (not a question or plea), and it's not false or true.

Correct. Proceed to mega super bonus round!

Orpheus said:
two brothers both born twins and princes of their kingdom, the time draws near for one of them to be crowned the next king, the king decides both are equally qualified to rule, and cannot pick between them, so he sets them a task, a horse race.
the rules are simple, the loser of the race, inherits the crown and the kingdom.

the boys realize that this task could run into years, so the seek out the advice of the kingdoms wisest scholar, upon reflecting on the issue for a while the wise man solves the problem, he tells the twins only two words, what are they???

"Race me"?

Orpheus said:
two brothers both born twins and princes of their kingdom, the time draws near for one of them to be crowned the next king, the king decides both are equally qualified to rule, and cannot pick between them, so he sets them a task, a horse race.
the rules are simple, the rider of the losing horse, inherits the crown and the kingdom.

the boys realize that this task could run into years, so the seek out the advice of the kingdoms wisest scholar, upon reflecting on the issue for a while the wise man solves the problem, he tells the twins only two words, what are they???

[edit] i edited the riddle to make it more accurate, i typed it incorrectly the first time..

thanx dave for pointing this out :smile:

"Swap horses". That way, the owner of the losing horse just has to make sure that his opponent's horse wins - by winning, riding the opponent's horse.

DesPlesda said:
"Swap horses". That way, the owner of the losing horse just has to make sure that his opponent's horse wins - by winning, riding the opponent's horse.

correct

i knew when it took so long i must have typed it wrong.. sorry guys

So, is it Des's and Jeff's turn here? or is it free for all time?

Crono said:
So, is it Des's and Jeff's turn here? or is it free for all time?

i vote free, as long as the answers are clear to which question..

Mark and Lawrence live in Queens, NY, and meet at a bus stop at 10 am every day.

On a monday Mark has $2 and Lawrence has $5 when they meet. How much money does Mark and Lawrence have at 10:30 am? (combined total).

$7 seems a little simple so I'll assume they get mugged or something.

Crono said:
Mark and Lawrence live in Queens, NY, and meet at a bus stop at 10 am every day.

On a monday Mark has $2 and Lawrence has $5 when they meet. How much money does Mark and Lawrence have at 10:30 am? (combined total).

7 bucks, the bus had yet to arrive :biggrin:

A_S ... that's not an answer, I asked for a value.

And Orph INCORRECT Presses the catipult button

If they got mugged, they'd have 0 :razz: .

Just to clear up, was it all on the same monday?

Correct, I would have also accepted "Zero, because Pablo beats the s**t out of them at 10:15" or "Zero, because the bus driver beats the s**t out of them at 10:15" lol.