More IRC fun

More IRC fun

Re: More IRC fun Posted by azelito on Tue Mar 30th 2004 at 6:02pm
azelito
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Posted 2004-03-30 6:02pm
azelito
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This just happened in the #kornflakes channel. Ive got to encourage you people to visit IRC more often so that we actually have something to talk about... Btw, sensitive minds are to be warned. Also if youre older then 5 chances are you wont find this funny, read at your own risk...

19:24:04 <Monqui-away> crow
19:24:11 <KoRnFlakes^> pig
19:24:15 * Monqui-away is now known as Monqui
19:25:03 <azelito> crab
19:25:06 <KoRnFlakes^> lol
19:26:34 <Monqui> I jumped over teh metaal thinggy last nighth?~!!
19:26:42 <Monqui> :smile: :smile: :smile:
19:26:42 <azelito> teh metla??!
19:26:45 <KoRnFlakes^> :?
19:27:23 <Monqui> went skating
19:27:29 <Monqui> got some "air," as it were
19:27:36 <Monqui> almost "died"
19:27:40 <Monqui> had "fun"
19:27:57 <Wokki> divx?!1?!1
19:28:18 <azelito> lulz
19:28:29 <azelito> SO let me get this straight
19:28:39 <azelito> You were ice-skating
19:28:41 <azelito> And you farted
19:28:54 <azelito> And the stench nearly killed you
19:29:00 <azelito> And that was fun?
19:29:05 <Wokki> :9
19:29:11 <Monqui> I hoppped ovar teh metalsls!!?
19:29:15 <Monqui> on teh wheeles
19:29:19 <azelito> ?
19:29:46 <azelito> I have no idea what youre talking about
19:31:09 <Monqui> I went roller blading last night, and managed to jump over about 4 feet of rampness, from one ramp, onto another ramp- without dying
19:31:47 <azelito> Oh f**k
19:32:01 <azelito> Am I supposed to be happy?
19:32:24 <Monqui> hell yeaj
19:32:27 <Monqui> h
19:32:28 <Monqui> no j
19:32:31 <Monqui> I meant h
19:32:36 <azelito> No?
19:32:38 <azelito> Im not?
19:32:40 <Monqui> oh.
19:32:43 <Monqui> ok then
19:32:48 <Wokki> i can be haepay
19:32:49 <Monqui> douche
19:33:01 <azelito> 19:32:28 <Monqui> no j <-- no, joke ?
19:33:07 <Wokki> jackal
19:33:12 <azelito> Oh
19:33:14 <azelito> Jackal
19:33:18 <Wokki> yeah
19:33:18 <azelito> It all makes sense now
19:33:23 <Wokki> yes
19:33:54 <Monqui> obivously
19:33:54 <Monqui> thats a kind of bird
19:33:57 <Monqui> ... DIE
19:34:05 * Monqui goes to hide in the bathroom
19:34:11 * Wokki follows
19:34:33 * azelito also follows
19:34:34 <Monqui> I plan on pooing too..
19:34:40 <Monqui> follow at your own risk
19:34:41 * Wokki gets excited
19:34:45 * azelito stares at Monqui when hes crying in the bathtub
19:34:51 * azelito turns on the cold-water
19:34:55 <Wokki> tubboy \o/
19:35:12 <azelito> TUBGOIL
19:35:29 <Wokki> JAG TYCKER OM TUBGURL!
19:36:06 <azelito> HAHAHAA
19:36:11 <azelito> JAG GILLAR MAJS
19:36:12 <azelito> D:
19:36:15 <Wokki> D:
19:36:35 <Wokki> i have swedish exams on thursday :<
19:36:54 <azelito> Good luck
19:36:55 * azelito runs
19:37:15 <Wokki> i really need good luck
19:37:29 <Wokki> i dont have enough skillz
19:39:08 <azelito> U GOT TO READ A BOOK!
19:39:12 <azelito> IN SWEDISH
19:39:13 <azelito> LOL
19:39:15 <Monqui> ....
19:39:17 <azelito> OF COURSE
19:39:23 <azelito> HAVE YOU POOED NOW?
19:39:29 <Monqui> if you could call it that
19:39:36 <Monqui> I call it strategic leaking
19:40:18 <azelito> I call it extra-hard farting
19:41:28 * L has joined #kornflakes
19:41:28 * wineasy2.se.quakenet.org sets mode: +o L
19:41:40 <Wokki> ewww
19:41:47 * azelito sets mode: +b L
19:41:47 <Wokki> i call it uncontrolled oops D:
19:42:20 <Wokki> im going to tell your mother about that
19:42:23 <Monqui> there was liquid involved
19:42:28 <Monqui> pooooo\
19:43:02 <Monqui> it was fairly controlled
19:43:03 <Wokki> i ran out of paper today when i was pooing
19:43:21 <Wokki> i called my mom to bring more paper
19:44:04 <azelito> Was it liquid poo?
19:44:09 <azelito> That sounds like fun
19:44:10 <Wokki> no, not really
19:44:15 <azelito> I wish I could see that
19:44:15 <Monqui> y4 u bna teh l
19:44:20 <Wokki> good poo it was
19:44:25 <Wokki> like just perfect
19:44:32 <Wokki> not too liguidish nor hardish
19:44:57 <Wokki> but had to swipe pretty much tho :/
19:45:03 <Monqui> ...
19:45:08 <Monqui> wtf
19:45:18 <Monqui> why are we talking about this
19:45:28 <azelito> Because it turns me on
19:45:29 <Wokki> you started this!
19:45:55 <azelito> <RRA-[Grey_Fox]heartDeepa> i know we are all friends here but i dont think we need to be talking about putting our gfs boobs in our mouths
19:45:57 <azelito> HAHAHAHAHA
19:45:58 <Wokki> and i turn on when azelito turns on
19:46:12 <Wokki> wtf :s
19:46:21 <azelito> The irc = lolz
19:46:48 <Monqui> hmm.. I did start it, didn't I?
19:46:49 <Monqui> damn
19:47:13 <Monqui> I NEED FOR to GO to TEH w0rk in 3 munites
19:47:13 <azelito> rofl
19:47:22 <azelito> Now I will post this at the SnarkPit
19:47:27 <Monqui> damnit
19:47:31 <Monqui> damnit damnit damnit
19:47:41 <Wokki> WELL i got excited because i know poo things turns aze on :s
19:47:56 <azelito> Of course
19:48:00 <azelito> What else?
19:48:07 <Wokki> mustard
19:48:15 * azelito steps away from Wokki
19:48:18 <Monqui> SHEEP LOLS
19:48:25 <azelito> SHeep`?
19:48:36 <Monqui> teh baybee lambes
19:48:45 <azelito> Yus!!?
19:49:13 * Monqui is now known as Monqui-Working
19:49:16 <Monqui-Working> taha
19:49:20 <Monqui-Working> hataaahta
19:49:23 <Wokki> hahaha worker!111
19:49:51 <Monqui-Working> work = me sitting in a closet getting payed to wait for something to do
19:49:57 <azelito> Cool
19:50:08 <Monqui-Working> then occasionally wander out and hit a few keys on a board of keys
19:50:09 <azelito> I get a hourly pay of ?99
19:50:12 <azelito> And Im rich
19:50:16 <Monqui-Working> :sad:
19:50:20 <azelito> I work as a oil shake
19:50:24 <azelito> (sp)
19:50:25 <Monqui-Working> gotta run though...
19:50:26 <azelito> :E
19:50:31 <Monqui-Working> oil shake?
19:50:34 <azelito> Sheik
19:50:37 <Wokki> *snake
19:50:38 <Monqui-Working> nm
19:50:39 <Wokki> huihhuhu
19:50:40 <Monqui-Working> oh
19:50:42 <Monqui-Working> BYE
19:50:43 <Monqui-Working> EE
19:50:46 <azelito> BYE LOL
19:50:47 <Wokki> BAI WOERKE
19:51:14 <Wokki> now we can take over the world aze..
19:51:19 <azelito> YES
19:51:22 <azelito> Finally
Re: More IRC fun Posted by scary_jeff on Tue Mar 30th 2004 at 6:06pm
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Posted 2004-03-30 6:06pm
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Well, I'm really sad I missed this 'amazing' conversation :/
Re: More IRC fun Posted by fishy on Tue Mar 30th 2004 at 6:36pm
fishy
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Posted 2004-03-30 6:36pm
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wow, me too.

maybe, if i really wanted too see more of all teh funny irc stuf, i could join an irc channel, and not a mapping forum.
Re: More IRC fun Posted by Orpheus on Tue Mar 30th 2004 at 6:41pm
Orpheus
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Posted 2004-03-30 6:41pm
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the scary thing is, "douche" is NOT an every day word people use, but i was just thinking the word not 20 minutes ago.

and as i scanned through this post, i noticed the word buried in amongst all the rest.

cue twilight zone music

reminds me, while i read books i often have the radio on in the room.. have any of you been reading, and the precise moment you reach a word, someone on the radio uses it?

i wonder just how frequent these random occurrence happen :confused:
Re: More IRC fun Posted by Monqui on Tue Mar 30th 2004 at 9:05pm
Monqui
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Posted 2004-03-30 9:05pm
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I bought a friend a douche for his birthday a few months ago. That was fun. I also made a "cake." It was a loaf of rye bread covered in whipped cream. Looked like a real chocolate cake, and the scary thing is, it didn't taste too bad.

And why did you post that, aze? I hate you. Die.
Re: More IRC fun Posted by Orpheus on Tue Mar 30th 2004 at 10:18pm
Orpheus
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Posted 2004-03-30 10:18pm
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i wish i could bake.. i can cook circles around anyone, and everyone i know, but baking escapes me..

/me might have to read all that junk, if it bothers monkee so :lol:
Re: More IRC fun Posted by DesPlesda on Tue Mar 30th 2004 at 11:34pm
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Posted 2004-03-30 11:34pm
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The only thing I can cook is my patented sandwich.
Re: More IRC fun Posted by Orpheus on Tue Mar 30th 2004 at 11:34pm
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Posted 2004-03-30 11:34pm
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DesPlesda said:
The only thing I can cook is my patented sandwich.
grilled cheeze?

few others are cooked :lol:
Re: More IRC fun Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Tue Mar 30th 2004 at 11:35pm
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Posted 2004-03-30 11:35pm
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How does one go about patenting a sandwich?