Funny Movie Quotes

"A female general, what sort of pathetic man takes orders from a woman?" - "Around the world in 80 days" (spoken by a brit, standing next to a pic of his queen)

"Your fired!" - True Lies.

I don't think anyone will ever forget that one liner by Arnie as he launches a sidewinder missle with terrorist attached from a stolen Harrier jet into the terrorist helicopter. Pure stupid action movie magic, beautiful! :ar15firing:

looking at portrait..

woman painter: "You feel something, you dream of flying, or naked men?"
Phileas Fogg: "Sometimes,(long hesitation) flying" -around the world in 80 days.

Even though not all of them are movie quotes. :rolleyes:

I can't come to think about any special movie quote atm...

i knew i saw one of these once already.. still i was laughing so hard at 80 days, i didn't wanna search.

"Bring us ... a shrubbery !"

The Quest For The Holy Grail.

i know this isn't a quote, but i just noticed that this movie used fingers map "broken palace" as a base for some of their shots.. its so amazing seeing his map with jackie chan running around in it :eek:

So, is Around the world in 80 days a Jackie Chan movie? A new one? Never heard of it...

OtZman said:
So, is Around the world in 80 days a Jackie Chan movie? A new one? Never heard of it...

:eek: :eek: :eek:

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"- You've already got 4,400 rounds of machine-gun ammo. Now you want 25mm shells?! - The general wants his ammo. - He can't have his ammo. Not unless he runs alongside this thing carrying it." -

-> The Pentagon wars (talking about the Bradley - the APC that couldn't carry troops, the recon vehicle to conspicuous to do recon and the quasi-tank with less armor than a snowblower).

arms for an ex-lepper?

The life of Brian

"I wore, womens clothes" -80 days..

"If you cross me the wrong way rookie: I'll rip off your balls and shove them up your ass, so the next time you take a s**t you'll be s**tting on your balls."

"Gary, I'm not going to f**k your face."

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It's from a band's album, calm down.

lowers shotgun Ohhh.

Crono said:
It's from a band's album, calm down.

besides, i didn't know there was Christian symbolism where you live Andrei?

It's from a band's album, calm down.

band full stop!

it's a punk outfit called bad religion :smile:

Yeah, I was trying to remember their name.

Did Eddie honestly think I was going to give him 3 Million for those pills? Like F*CK would I - Layer Cake

Aim for the head, there's nothing to it - Resident Evil : Apocalypse

Last one not quite funny, but sounds cool when said by Jill V.

Orpheus said:

Crono said:
It's from a band's album, calm down.

besides, i didn't know there was Christian symbolism where you live Andrei?

Gee, i couldn't imagine what a crossed-out holy symbol could possibly mean . Meh, us orthodox are slightly fanatic anyway (latin AND orthodox...weird people, huh?) :smile: .

Orpheus said:

Crono said:
It's from a band's album, calm down.

besides, i didn't know there was Christian symbolism where you live Andrei?

Gee, i couldn't imagine what a crossed-out holy symbol could possibly mean . Meh, us orthodox are slightly fanatic anyway (latin AND orthodox...weird people, huh?) :smile: .

The circle and red bar symbolise a protective shield for christianity.

Alien_Sniper said:
The circle and red bar symbolise a protective shield for christianity.

really? so on ghost busters, they were protecting the ghosts?

i always thought it meant "Warning, do not do this" as in the warning on a bottle of poison..

Alien_Sniper said:
The circle and red bar symbolise a protective shield for christianity.

On your planet, maybe. Down here it means "no Christians".

Usually religious discussions don't go very well on forums so lets switch the subject to cheese.

Ah yes mild cheddar. The cheese of kings.

Spartan 34 said:
Ah yes mild cheddar.

stands up and yells

"SHARP CHEDDAR, ASSWIPE!"

sits back down and mutters

maybe religion would be better afterall.

pushes Orpheus out of way Camambert!

Potter: That reminds me, whats the difference between a stalagmite, and a stalactite?

Hagrid: ones got an "M" in it, now leave me be..

not exactly a movie quote, but it shoulda been.. :biggrin: