3 word story

Basicly. Someone says 3 words, then another person, until it develops
into a story. Please let a few people post before you post again to
make it fair for everyone. Oh, and the story can be about completely
random stuff, as long as it is in complete sentences and makes sense. I
will start:

Once there was...

...a great old elk...

which kicked OtZman in the head for being slow, and for exceeding the 3 word limit... :sad:

who groaned at the prospect of another "story", and moreso at the fact
the 3 word limit had already been exceeded only 2 posts in...

:rolleyes:

, and a drunken... (LOL well spotted Gwil, I hadn't noticed that :biggrin: )

...elf with a beard... (articles don't count as words... well atleast in our english essays they didn't... )

t'was a vague attempt to kill the
thread :razz: we've had this before, and with the 3 word limit, it'll just
descend into boring spam...

holding an axe...

I can see it coming :razz:

rusty with blood (descend into boring spam, Gwilliam? Aren't we already there? :razz: )

, blood from a...

(I do hate myself for spaming like this)

hole in OtZman's (me too... I feel naughty :sad: )

huge gigantic fat

omg, can't wait to see what it is ^_^

mammoth gargantuan ass

(edit: take your turn otzy :razz: )

plz, god, don't let it be locked before I know, plz

Whatever. The end.