Caught the little byatch!!!!

This moron weighrd in at 325 lbs. Another sad pathetic loser-poser  sitting behind his keyboard (probably one handed typing!):

Minn. Teen Faces Internet Attack Charges

By TED BRIDIS, AP Technology Writer

WASHINGTON - U.S. cyber investigators arrested a Minnesota teenager Friday who the FBI (news - web sites) said has admitted unleashing one version of a damaging virus-like infection weeks ago on the Internet.

A court official identified the teenager as Jeffrey Lee Parson, 18, of Hopkins, Minn., known online as "teekid." A U.S. official in Washington also confirmed an arrest was made early Friday.

Court papers said FBI and Secret Service agents searched Parson's home on Aug. 19 and seized seven computers, which are still being analyzed. In an interview with FBI Special Agent Eric Smithmier, Parson admitted modifying the original "Blaster" infection and creating a version known by a variety of different names, including "Blaster.B.," court papers said.

FBI Director Robert Mueller hinted earlier this week that an arrest was imminent, when he cited the damage from the recent Blaster and "SoBig" infections.

"We employ the latest technology and code analysis to direct us to potential sources, and I am confident that we will find the culprits," Mueller said Tuesday.

Parson ? a physically imposing presence at 6-foot-4 and 320 pounds ? told the FBI he built into his version a method for reconnecting to victim computers later, according to court papers. Infected computers automatically registered themselves with Parson's Web site so he could keep track of them.

Parson operated the t33kid.com Web site, according to Internet registration records.

The Web site, which was operated from computers physically in San Diego, appeared Friday not to have any content on it but previously contained software code for at least one virus and a listing of the most-damaging viruses circulating on the Internet.

The FBI said in court documents that at least 7,000 computers were infected by Parson's software.

Further details were expected to be disclosed Friday by the FBI and U.S. attorney's office in Seattle, which has been leading the investigation. The case was being handled from Seattle because the infection affected software sold by Microsoft Corp., based in nearby Redmond.

Prosecutors said Microsoft suffered financial losses that "significantly" exceeded $5,000, the statutory threshold in most hacker cases.

Collectively, different versions of the virus-like worm, alternately called "LovSan" or "Blaster," snarled corporate networks worldwide, forcing Maryland's motor vehicle agency to close for one day. The infection inundated networks and frustrated home users.

Symantec Corp., a leading antivirus vendor, said the worm and its variants infected more than 500,000 computers worldwide. Experts consider it one of the worst outbreaks this year.

The "Blaster.B" version of the infection, which began spreading Aug. 13, was remarkably similar to the original Blaster worm that first struck two days earlier; experts said the author made few changes, renaming the infecting file from "msblast" to an anatomical reference.

All the Blaster virus variants took advantage of a flaw in Microsoft Corp.'s flagship Windows software. Government and industry experts had anticipated such an outbreak since July 16, when Microsoft acknowledged the software problem, which affects Windows technology used to share data files across computer networks.

The infection was quickly dubbed "LovSan" because of a love note left behind on vulnerable computers: "I just want to say LOVE YOU SAN!" Researchers also discovered another message hidden inside the infection that appeared to taunt Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates (news - web sites): "billy gates why do you make this possible? Stop making money and fix your software!"
Infected computers were programmed to automatically launch an attack on a Web site operated by Microsoft, which the software maker easily blunted. The site, windowsupdate.com, is used to deliver repairing software patches to Microsoft customers to prevent these types of infections.

is notoriety such a powerful enticement?

why is it, kids with this much brain smarts always seem to use it for destructive means, is doing a good thing not advertised enuff for them?

i mean really guys, most of us stupid people have very few defenses against someone really motivated enuff to harm our PC's, but where is the real power in that? why harm small when big would do a finer job at notoriety..

i condone no destructive measures, but it seems cowardice to do it this way every time..

i can't help thinking, where would we be, in software terms, if all these kids put their talents to good use

That's clever, make the virus connect to your own personal website. They'll never find you that way!

You're not famous until you're caught.

Maybe he wanted to get caught, like Cash Car Star explains. He was a giant overweight mammoth, quite possibly going nowhere in life. Although suicide would probably have been a better option for him... :razz:

lolage

I hope they stick his fatass away :razz:

Campaignjunkie said:
Although suicide would probably have been a better option for him... :razz:

I was under the impression that was nothing to joke about.

Cassius said:

Campaignjunkie said:
Although suicide would probably have been a better option for him... :razz:

I was under the impression that was nothing to joke about.

i for one look at the source, the "nameless one" used that sentiment as a tool for cruelty.. personally i concur with Campaignjunkie ..

i firmly believe in natural selection.. if he is that hell bent on self destruction, let'im die..

Cassius said:

Campaignjunkie said:
Although suicide would probably have been a better option for him... :razz:

I was under the impression that was nothing to joke about.

I'm sure the context is humorous enough (sort of) for people not to take offense at it. And besides, I really don't like all these e-mails flooding my inbox.

Campaignjunkie said:

Cassius said:

Campaignjunkie said:
Although suicide would probably have been a better option for him... :razz:

I was under the impression that was nothing to joke about.

I'm sure the context is humorous enough (sort of) for people not to take offense at it. And besides, I really don't like all these e-mails flooding my inbox.

Dont f**k with Campaign lol...One day he might f00k you up.

Orpheus said:
i firmly believe in natural selection.. if he is that hell bent on self destruction, let'im die..

You obviously haven't had one of your family members attempt suicide, now have you? You have no idea.

I'm not touching this thread again.

Cassius said:

Orpheus said:
i firmly believe in natural selection.. if he is that hell bent on self destruction, let'im die..

You obviously haven't had one of your family members attempt suicide, now have you? You have no idea.

I'm not touching this thread again.

see, why they are taboo?

you really don't wanna know how course i can be, now do you cass..

i am an atypical adult, we can narrow our minds to a point so fine, it would make a kid throwing a tantrum in a candy store look like a chump rookie..

you would be shocked at how many people i feel deserve to die.. so don't pre-judge me to far, cause it wouldn't be anyplace near far enuff..

i'm outta here as well.. not cause i fear this topic, but because i like cass way to much to continue..

Mooooving on...

Cassius said:

Orpheus said:
i firmly believe in natural selection.. if he is that hell bent on self destruction, let'im die..

You obviously haven't had one of your family members attempt suicide, now have you? You have no idea.

I'm not touching this thread again.

I didn't know you were so sensitive about it.

I've had my own experiences with suicide as well; several of my friends have attempted it. And yet I still joke about it... :razz:

Anyway, mooooving on...

Quite funny that nobody has realised why you keep coming back to this lame site :rolleyes: .

The virus lep coded brings you back here to the site, nobody will ever know he coded it all...

Myrk- said:
Quite funny that nobody has realised why you keep coming back to this lame site :rolleyes: .

That's funny, coming from someone who still uses FrontPage. :P

Myrk uses FrontPage?! Disgusting! I think he should lose 50 SnarkMarks for that. :razz:

Leperous said:

Myrk- said:
Quite funny that nobody has realised why you keep coming back to this lame site :rolleyes: .

That's funny, coming from someone who still uses FrontPage. :P

That's funny, coming from someone who still uses MS Paint for website graphics, AND USES FRONTPAGE TO HELP MAKE SNARKPIT! :P

Plus anyone can type in some random "PHP code" (Jibberish), waste time, then later remove it to find out its useless.

Lep uses FrontPage?! omai...

Myrk- said:

Leperous said:

Myrk- said:
Quite funny that nobody has realised why you keep coming back to this lame site :rolleyes: .

That's funny, coming from someone who still uses FrontPage. :razz:

That's funny, coming from someone who still uses MS Paint for website graphics, AND USES FRONTPAGE TO HELP MAKE SNARKPIT! :razz:

im yet to see anyone diss Snarkpit because of its setup/looks..so is frontpage REALLY that bad?

My avatar is in paint mainly because its the only prog like it i know how to use and i cant be bothered with Coreldraw10...