Story Thread 2005

Lower lip. There was only one thing the loyal members of the
forum could do. They organized a biological weapon of their own...

made completely from the gum under the tables at every high school in America.

While the forums members were compiling their weapon, South Korea did
something unimaginably evil. They played Christina Aguilera in
their factories, and said they wouldn't stop until their workers
created an entire droid army. Needless to say, productivity
improved...

because of newly perchased sailor suits and the adition of their
brakes consisting entirely of starcraft. Then horror starcraft 2,
is anounced and korea goes down as 5 gigbillion users logg on to dl the
update the snarkpit site strains to keep up and rides the wave of
downloading asians which formed.....

...as the last 5-MB Jpegs finally fell into the void of Leperous' female clone's immense...

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The Plane, my ongoing HL2 comic.

vagina...

...l crevasse...

which was actually a time portal which lead back to when nikkita
kruschchev (USSR leader) was in power and the world reverted back to
communism beacuse of a lack in American defence spending. This
enevitably led to....

...poo...

...H and Eeyore's overtake of the rest of the free non-communist countries...

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The Plane, my ongoing HL2 comic.

resulted in an open and full scale conflict between the East and the West over a half-decomposed...

You guys are completely uselss at this! I wrote something and the next guy completely ignores it! This is officially the worst story evah plz, its not even funny :razz:

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-[Better to be Honest than Kind]-

Yeah, the story kinda deviated from the
original theme, didn't it? It started-out with snarks and antlions and
it now speaks of communist countries and bioweapons.

PFL's story is much funnier. :smile:

Squirell that had the key to the magic school bus, the snarkpit crew...

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Squirell that had the key to the magic school bus, the snarkpit crew...

spanked the squirrel and asked for the key back, to which he replied....

Mr Speaker, Mr President Pro Tempore, members of Congress, and
fellow Americans:

My dark minions have taken the holy key to hell with them. There is no way you can get it back unless...

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The Plane, my ongoing HL2 comic.

...you win the amazing race, only then can you obtain the power of the GODS!

And so it was written, and so it was done. The great potato bag filled
with syrup dipped in honey and sewn to your ankles was about to
commence over.....

Meanwhile, the antlion and snark compared genitalia.. They noticed that the antlion, being male, had an organ that looked exactly like a 12 inch spatula when fully erect. This caused the snark to..

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The best things in life, aren't things.

...violently explode and splatter his...

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The Plane, my ongoing HL2 comic.

Retina all over the monitor of the user. Naturally this
obstructed said users vision, so off he went for some Windex.
Unbeknownst to the user, an evil and abstract plot had been set in
motion. Just as he placed his fingers around the Windex...

..bottle, it auto scanned his DNA. There was apparently some market for this DNA and extreme measures are being taken to acquire the samples.

Afterward...

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A bunch of poorly done clones with australian accents were
created. Together, they attempted to destroy the droids with '60s
style monotone speach...

Specifically, "Me aaam, croickey, ee beet auff me aam"

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The best things in life, aren't things.

failed, so they decided to go and work at walmart. Where they stocked shelves, rang tills and....

Sloth, are you in your own little realm? what has your post got to do with the last? its been 45 minutes, you can't use simultaneous posting as an excuse.

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The best things in life, aren't things.

Specifically, "Me aaam, croickey, ee beet auff me aam"

And as the clones slumpered around like zombies, bumping into eachother
and banging themselves against telephone poles, a misterious golden
snark came out of nowhere and

touched all the poorly done clones and 60s droids. They turned to
gold. Then the snark touched it's baby snark, which also turned
to gold. The Midas-Snark broke down and cried. As he cried
an apparition appeared infront of Midas-Snark.

And said grumpily "What?? Whats with all these clones? Of all the things to do with DNA you pick to clone a Snark with a 12 inch spatula shaped..."

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The best things in life, aren't things.

eyeball, in which he spanked the poorly done clone and 60's droids into the magic vortex that lead to....

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the G-man's bathroom

And in this bathroom there just happen to be 3 toilets.. Why there were, no one seems to know, but about this time Lep popped out of the center one and said..

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"Lamarr?"

"Lamarr?"

Lamarr is that you? You must pick one of these toilets, like mario must pick a vortex.

"But what about Luigi?" wondered Lamarr aloud.

"But what about Luigi?" wondered Lamarr aloud.

"Ahhh that bastard, he took off with Princess Toadstool and Yoshi,
albeit if they show up their faces, I will not be there, but I will.....

hide behind my little finger, rendering me invisiable. as i slowley follow then i notice a strange.......

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pie lying on the...

cieling, strange as it may seem. as i jumped and tryed to grab the pie
out of starvasion the floor started to rumble. i wasnt sure wether to
keep jumping and grab the pie or stop, in the end i.......

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Tried both at the same time and remained suspended in mid jump as the
floor caved in below me. A huge crevace opened up and I saw a
cafe... In the middle of the Earth!...

It would seem that I have finally found the mytical hideaway of the HL3 snarks, complete with a bar and a billiard. They were playing some old-fashioned TFC o a lan when I came crashing down through the roof

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The Plane, my ongoing HL2 comic.

To say the roof was a shoddy piece of work was an understatement.
Politely, I asked for the use of the snarks phone (they were quite nice
about it) I rang the local minister for roofs, roofing and general
roofage, bringing the existance of such a shoddy roof to his attention.
He was quite friendly, and, much to my amusement his name was Rufus...

, the same guy from Bill and Ted, with the cool telephone time travelling device!

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-[Better to be Honest than Kind]-

BTW guys, plz touch up on your grammar! No u's or r's, and use fullstops and commas. Also keep it a bit shorter per post. No more than 1 sentence unless you just ended one.

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-[Better to be Honest than Kind]-

And don't double post, even if its non-story
related. There's an edit button. I think my one was a bit long, though.
If it upsets anyone, just squint untill the whole post looks like one
big word, you'll be fine...

Rufus, who refuses to join Snarkpit till a time of his chosing, decided it was time to..

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Eat the amazing floating pie that wasnt floating because it was lying
on the cieling, anyway he starts to eat the pie and notices a strange
worm, he hit the worm making the pie go SPLAT!!. As a consequence of
this...

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an army of worm comes marching in demanding to see their leader, upon asking you where he is you respond...

"I squashed him like the little P.O.S. he was..."

promptly following that comment, he leaped into the telephone booth and transported to the year...