This just happened in the #kornflakes channel. Ive got to encourage you people to visit IRC more often so that we actually have something to talk about... Btw, sensitive minds are to be warned. Also if youre older then 5 chances are you wont find this funny, read at your own risk...
19:24:04 <Monqui-away> crow
19:24:11 <KoRnFlakes^> pig
19:24:15 * Monqui-away is now known as Monqui
19:25:03 <azelito> crab
19:25:06 <KoRnFlakes^> lol
19:26:34 <Monqui> I jumped over teh metaal thinggy last nighth?~!!
19:26:42 <Monqui> :smile: :smile: :smile:
19:26:42 <azelito> teh metla??!
19:26:45 <KoRnFlakes^> :?
19:27:23 <Monqui> went skating
19:27:29 <Monqui> got some "air," as it were
19:27:36 <Monqui> almost "died"
19:27:40 <Monqui> had "fun"
19:27:57 <Wokki> divx?!1?!1
19:28:18 <azelito> lulz
19:28:29 <azelito> SO let me get this straight
19:28:39 <azelito> You were ice-skating
19:28:41 <azelito> And you farted
19:28:54 <azelito> And the stench nearly killed you
19:29:00 <azelito> And that was fun?
19:29:05 <Wokki> :9
19:29:11 <Monqui> I hoppped ovar teh metalsls!!?
19:29:15 <Monqui> on teh wheeles
19:29:19 <azelito> ?
19:29:46 <azelito> I have no idea what youre talking about
19:31:09 <Monqui> I went roller blading last night, and managed to jump over about 4 feet of rampness, from one ramp, onto another ramp- without dying
19:31:47 <azelito> Oh f**k
19:32:01 <azelito> Am I supposed to be happy?
19:32:24 <Monqui> hell yeaj
19:32:27 <Monqui> h
19:32:28 <Monqui> no j
19:32:31 <Monqui> I meant h
19:32:36 <azelito> No?
19:32:38 <azelito> Im not?
19:32:40 <Monqui> oh.
19:32:43 <Monqui> ok then
19:32:48 <Wokki> i can be haepay
19:32:49 <Monqui> douche
19:33:01 <azelito> 19:32:28 <Monqui> no j <-- no, joke ?
19:33:07 <Wokki> jackal
19:33:12 <azelito> Oh
19:33:14 <azelito> Jackal
19:33:18 <Wokki> yeah
19:33:18 <azelito> It all makes sense now
19:33:23 <Wokki> yes
19:33:54 <Monqui> obivously
19:33:54 <Monqui> thats a kind of bird
19:33:57 <Monqui> ... DIE
19:34:05 * Monqui goes to hide in the bathroom
19:34:11 * Wokki follows
19:34:33 * azelito also follows
19:34:34 <Monqui> I plan on pooing too..
19:34:40 <Monqui> follow at your own risk
19:34:41 * Wokki gets excited
19:34:45 * azelito stares at Monqui when hes crying in the bathtub
19:34:51 * azelito turns on the cold-water
19:34:55 <Wokki> tubboy \o/
19:35:12 <azelito> TUBGOIL
19:35:29 <Wokki> JAG TYCKER OM TUBGURL!
19:36:06 <azelito> HAHAHAA
19:36:11 <azelito> JAG GILLAR MAJS
19:36:12 <azelito> D:
19:36:15 <Wokki> D:
19:36:35 <Wokki> i have swedish exams on thursday :<
19:36:54 <azelito> Good luck
19:36:55 * azelito runs
19:37:15 <Wokki> i really need good luck
19:37:29 <Wokki> i dont have enough skillz
19:39:08 <azelito> U GOT TO READ A BOOK!
19:39:12 <azelito> IN SWEDISH
19:39:13 <azelito> LOL
19:39:15 <Monqui> ....
19:39:17 <azelito> OF COURSE
19:39:23 <azelito> HAVE YOU POOED NOW?
19:39:29 <Monqui> if you could call it that
19:39:36 <Monqui> I call it strategic leaking
19:40:18 <azelito> I call it extra-hard farting
19:41:28 * L has joined #kornflakes
19:41:28 * wineasy2.se.quakenet.org sets mode: +o L
19:41:40 <Wokki> ewww
19:41:47 * azelito sets mode: +b L
19:41:47 <Wokki> i call it uncontrolled oops D:
19:42:20 <Wokki> im going to tell your mother about that
19:42:23 <Monqui> there was liquid involved
19:42:28 <Monqui> pooooo\
19:43:02 <Monqui> it was fairly controlled
19:43:03 <Wokki> i ran out of paper today when i was pooing
19:43:21 <Wokki> i called my mom to bring more paper
19:44:04 <azelito> Was it liquid poo?
19:44:09 <azelito> That sounds like fun
19:44:10 <Wokki> no, not really
19:44:15 <azelito> I wish I could see that
19:44:15 <Monqui> y4 u bna teh l
19:44:20 <Wokki> good poo it was
19:44:25 <Wokki> like just perfect
19:44:32 <Wokki> not too liguidish nor hardish
19:44:57 <Wokki> but had to swipe pretty much tho :/
19:45:03 <Monqui> ...
19:45:08 <Monqui> wtf
19:45:18 <Monqui> why are we talking about this
19:45:28 <azelito> Because it turns me on
19:45:29 <Wokki> you started this!
19:45:55 <azelito> <RRA-[Grey_Fox]heartDeepa> i know we are all friends here but i dont think we need to be talking about putting our gfs boobs in our mouths
19:45:57 <azelito> HAHAHAHAHA
19:45:58 <Wokki> and i turn on when azelito turns on
19:46:12 <Wokki> wtf :s
19:46:21 <azelito> The irc = lolz
19:46:48 <Monqui> hmm.. I did start it, didn't I?
19:46:49 <Monqui> damn
19:47:13 <Monqui> I NEED FOR to GO to TEH w0rk in 3 munites
19:47:13 <azelito> rofl
19:47:22 <azelito> Now I will post this at the SnarkPit
19:47:27 <Monqui> damnit
19:47:31 <Monqui> damnit damnit damnit
19:47:41 <Wokki> WELL i got excited because i know poo things turns aze on :s
19:47:56 <azelito> Of course
19:48:00 <azelito> What else?
19:48:07 <Wokki> mustard
19:48:15 * azelito steps away from Wokki
19:48:18 <Monqui> SHEEP LOLS
19:48:25 <azelito> SHeep`?
19:48:36 <Monqui> teh baybee lambes
19:48:45 <azelito> Yus!!?
19:49:13 * Monqui is now known as Monqui-Working
19:49:16 <Monqui-Working> taha
19:49:20 <Monqui-Working> hataaahta
19:49:23 <Wokki> hahaha worker!111
19:49:51 <Monqui-Working> work = me sitting in a closet getting payed to wait for something to do
19:49:57 <azelito> Cool
19:50:08 <Monqui-Working> then occasionally wander out and hit a few keys on a board of keys
19:50:09 <azelito> I get a hourly pay of ?99
19:50:12 <azelito> And Im rich
19:50:16 <Monqui-Working> :sad:
19:50:20 <azelito> I work as a oil shake
19:50:24 <azelito> (sp)
19:50:25 <Monqui-Working> gotta run though...
19:50:26 <azelito>

19:50:31 <Monqui-Working> oil shake?
19:50:34 <azelito> Sheik
19:50:37 <Wokki> *snake
19:50:38 <Monqui-Working> nm
19:50:39 <Wokki> huihhuhu
19:50:40 <Monqui-Working> oh
19:50:42 <Monqui-Working> BYE
19:50:43 <Monqui-Working> EE
19:50:46 <azelito> BYE LOL
19:50:47 <Wokki> BAI WOERKE
19:51:14 <Wokki> now we can take over the world aze..
19:51:19 <azelito> YES
19:51:22 <azelito> Finally