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Comedy story of the week

Re: Comedy story of the week Posted by Leperous on Wed Feb 23rd 2005 at 9:14am
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I'm sorry to be so cruel and heartless, but:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4289777.stm

"An elderly Thai monk who mistook a tube of superglue for eye drops can see again after doctors unglued one eye."

and

"Another monk suggested he use thinners to get rid of the glue. But that only caused a searing pain, he said.<!-- E BO --> "
Re: Comedy story of the week Posted by Andrei on Wed Feb 23rd 2005 at 9:23am
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Our race is doomed.
Re: Comedy story of the week Posted by Orpheus on Wed Feb 23rd 2005 at 11:04am
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I read an article once about a young couple who were into bondage sex. after a particularly strenuous session they fell asleep. sometime in the middle of the night the young man fell out of bed but apparently before he fell asleep he forgot to remove the small chain attached from his scrotum to the bed post. he was singing high tenor all the way to the hospital. :eek:
Re: Comedy story of the week Posted by $loth on Wed Feb 23rd 2005 at 11:10am
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LOL at teh monks!

Ouch Orph!!!

Anyone ever heard of getting "dog stuck" when all you muscles cramp up of something when your having sex lol.
Re: Comedy story of the week Posted by Hugh on Wed Feb 23rd 2005 at 12:55pm
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Jesus f**king Christ almighty Orph, I'm going to have nightmares now. :sad:

But speaking of good happy things, Blink 182's on "indefinite hiatus"!!! Hurray! Hopefully this will slow the decline of adolescent children everywhere. :smile:
Re: Comedy story of the week Posted by LilTortillaBoy on Wed Feb 23rd 2005 at 1:12pm
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and there was much rejoicing, yay!
Re: Comedy story of the week Posted by Gwil on Wed Feb 23rd 2005 at 1:16pm
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My eye was stuck shut for 4 days, but it wasn't superglue it was gunk and blood :razz: Not nice!

The question is why does he keep his superglue (monks have lots of use for this, of course!) near his eye drops? :razz: Bound to cause trouble sooner or later!
But that only caused a searing pain, he said.
:lol:
Re: Comedy story of the week Posted by Agent Smith on Wed Feb 23rd 2005 at 1:23pm
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Haha, it's funny cause I don't know him.
Re: Comedy story of the week Posted by DrGlass on Wed Feb 23rd 2005 at 2:37pm
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Haha, it's funny cause I don't know him.
Thats the spirit!!
Re: Comedy story of the week Posted by Nickelplate on Wed Feb 23rd 2005 at 6:15pm
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We know we are truly doomed when our "Enlightened Ones" squeeze superglue into thier eyes after "checking to make sure it was clear."

Orph... Ouch.

I've heard of "dog stuck" but IDK what causes it, i figured it was an urban legend thing.