ATTENTION ALL COLLEGE GUYS!!!!!!

As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 p.m.Eastern time all North American women are asked to walk out of their dorm completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your dorm for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their dorm to prove they think it's okay to see other women nude...


And to show support for their fellow sisters. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentimen. IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON

Credit for this piece of art goes to David Allen

But what if they're ugly?

Well, I guess the beer will take care of that.

Beer is really too weak for some women though. Then what are we going to do? The terrorists will have won.

The beer was just a sugestion, you could bring something stronger if you like, its our duty to our country!

Shouldn't this be like, ATTENTION ALL COLLEGE GIRLS? I mean, it's the females that the word really needs to get out to.

Good point Cash, can i edit that?

But then again, how many college girls are on SP. Besides that, its really the guys duty to show that its ok to look at nude women. Comon, were talking dudy to our country here

IM Doing My Part!

My Wife is an Exotic Dancer.. And I stare at her all the time!

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As am I MoneyShot, as am I....

The girls around my dorm are quite fantasitic... ahem...

That's why you come to Canada...where the real beer is.

Ronin said:
As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife.

so do most of the right-wing conservative assholes like Bush in the US. I doubt that's all they have in common

You call that Piss in a bottle Beer.. LOL.. I laugh in your general direction... HA HA HA

:rolleyes: - The just kidding so as to not affend anyone statement goes here.. :biggrin:

Well Then what do I know.. I dont drink..

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P.S. the Girls there are fantastic , because you have real beer?? Im confused Gorby..

The beer has a larger alcoholic content (but no more than England, Holland, France and probably the rest of europe but I haven't been to any pubs outside those 3 country's) so it takes less before all the lass' become good looking.

Beer is nasty

gimpinthesink said:
The beer has a larger alcoholic content (but no more than England, Holland, France and probably the rest of europe but I haven't been to any pubs outside those 3 country's) so it takes less before all the lass' become good looking.

Or maybe the reason these countries have higher alcohol content in their beer is because their women are ugly? :razz:

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Jinx said:

Ronin said:
As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife.

so do most of the right-wing conservative assholes like Bush in the US. I doubt that's all they have in common

Prove it to me.

can i get an exact time and date of when this is taking place...i dont want to miss it :biggrin:

This Saturday at 2:00 p.m.Eastern time. There you go Sinner! Take one for the team. :biggrin:

No, we do have beautiful ladies. I'd find it a little tough to find a good lady in America due to the majority of your population being obese. That's not so attractive. But yes, Canadian beer, like most European ones are stronger with a higher alcohol content. I'm a year from legal drinking and I'm a responsible person so I don't truly know from experience, but I've heard it time and time again, and it's a somewhat general knowledge. (Plus looking at cans once in a while helps too).