Hows that again?

because you havent figured out how to "chop it down" yet ya goofball...

Doc B... :dodgy:

Addicted to Morphine said:
Why do we always wake up with morning wood?

Where you do ever hardly, I hardly ever do.

But what the heck is up with "Classroom Wood?" It's always the SAME class, the SAME time, and ONLY (miraculously) right before the teacher asks you to stand up and do a math problem on the board for the class.

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Yeah... I seemed to always get a NARB (non-aroused random boner) in my
9:30 am spanish class for absolutely no reason... like clockwork too.

Also, if I'm sitting in a car for a long time I always seem to get a
NARB right before I have to get out of the car, and it won't go away.

This reminds me of a really embarrassing hospital story....

I should start an embarrassing story thread so I can share it.

YEAH! make a bonerthread YAY!

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i dunno about you guys but i really wanna hear about everyone's boners

So the sarcasm color means you... DO wanna hear about everyone's boners?

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I'm going to register at
deffstrings.com just so I can post that boner story of mine. I'm
sure fatstrings will appreciate it.

noooooo, now he'll have more users than me!!!!

Question: Where did Satchmo go?

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Nickelplate said:
Question: Where did Satchmo go?

He's lurking, not posting. According to his profile he logged in today.

He's probably busy with work and CS tutorials :smile:

Nickelplate said:
noooooo, now he'll have more users than me!!!!

Question: Where did Satchmo go?

actually i already do
and actually since it's sarcastic it means that i dont want to hear about them because i sarcastically said that i did

I h8 u. ur fired.

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Nickel, we already had this discussion

besides i recruited 3 of your members and one is a test user

What is Leperous' real first name?
where did Edge Damodred go off to?
Why do so many ppl lurk and not post?

Fagstrings: why do you keep trying to tell everyone how much better your forum is? They're both PHPbb and I don't use mine. lol

Do I like, owe you money because you recruited some members to my forum that nobody posts on? :biggrin:

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And your websites both don't load! You two ahve so much in common.

I recently found that Nickelplate has Adolf Hitler as his avatar... wtf nickel?

Is there something ufnny about it I'm not seeing?

Hitler's always there for when you need a good laugh... what? Wrong Hitler?

Aaaaaanyway, what's with all the pretty ladies and ignoring me? I stick two ciggies up my nose and become the Marlboro walrus and suddenly I'm unattractive? What's going on?

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Maps! - Audio blog!

AtM: one of the students in the class I teach saw me on snarkpit and wanted to get on and start posting, and I've tried really hard to keep him off, because he is a complete f-tard. So in case he gets on here, I didn't want him to see my last avatar as a pic of me. now he doesn't know who I am. the hitler stamp was the only pic available on my computer at work so I chose it.

I thought it was sorta funny that the hitler stamp has 6 6 on it. almost the devil's number. Also, hitler IS funny in THIS PICTURE.



Our sites don't work because we both use the same host and they sux0r today.

Hugh: The ladies ignore men when they are TOO manly-sexy. You need to not be so gosh darn gorgeous and muscly. and the ciggies hanging out yo nose aint helpin either.

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Nickel, but wont he see that post?

Nickelplate said:
What is Leperous' real first name?

/me knows.

I even mentioned it once, in my story.

sadly, Lep is fairly private about his name or I'd say more. He always says, google search it fool, its not a secret.
So, google search it Nickelbag.

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Addicted to Morphine said:
Nickel, but wont he see that post?

GOSH DANG IT!!!

actually, he thought Snarkpit was a dot com. Hopefully his stupidity holds out and he doesnt think of .net and .org and all that.

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If you bring another one of your students nickel; one that sounds worse than fatstrings, I swear to god your gonna get it.

I've lost count. How many Missourians are here now?

and, should I plan on passing through there this year?

From Van Buren, its out of the way, but I can make arrangements.

If you look at this map I actually live near "Dripping Springs"

Just north of Van Buren.

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i resent that Rs6

but whatever, i haven't really been here long enough to be truly accepted by everyone

actually i can't even upload pictures to my website right now

because whatever is goin on with the server

notice teh " " fatstrings?

That means im joking.

rs6 said:
notice teh " " fatstrings?

That means im joking.

/methinks that poor fats needs a bit of "learnin" in the humor dept.

He thought my picture of the cat was funny, "Back then"

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rs6 said:
If you bring another one of your students nickel; one that sounds worse than fatstrings, I swear to god your gonna get it.

Fatstrings is okay, you know. THIS student I'm talking about is a complete retard. I'm not even sure he should be on the internet, he might break the whole thing...

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I have a fairly important question: what is the name of the text file
that contains information on partitions and operating systems (the file
you normally open by looking under system properties->advanced->start-up and
recovery)? I'm currenlty stuck on a computer running only
w2k and there are several ghost partitions that I want to get rid of
but can't because there is no "edit" button under Osystems.

It's called "boot.ini" and I forget where it is in W2k. But you can do a search for it.

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run msconfig using start->run. boot.ini is in there and It has some editing capabilities.

rs6 said:
run msconfig using start->run. boot.ini is in there and It has some editing capabilities.

Ah but, you see... Win2000 doesn't have "MSCONFIG" :eek:

Glorious isn't it?

You will need to acquire it from another version of windows and personally place it in the windows folder.

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It's in the root of the drive the operating system is on. "C:\boot.ini" for example, it's a system file, so, you have to be able to view those.

(I checked a 2000 computer quickly before posting this, and it's the same)

As for editing the file ... I think the only issue is it'll be set to read-only or something, nothing too major. That's all I remember anyway.

Orph, you could easily put the program anywhere, as long as you mount the directory it's in in the "PATH" variable.

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Blame it on Microsoft, God does.

Yeah well, I got used to msconfig with Win98 and Winme both but when I got Win2000pro, I noticed... IT WAS MISSING!

I really liked 2000, its very stable compared to 98 and ME.

Anyway, I have since moved on to XP corp and wouldn't change it for anything earlier.

Funny, I never figured out why it was missing. shrugs

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Your reply had nothing to do with what I said.

But, yes, it is "missing" ... just for the hell of it, here's a page with a XP and 98 version (used for 2000 and 95 respectively).

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Crono said:
Your reply had nothing to do with what I said.

Why is it that sometimes I get the feeling that you haven't figured that out yet?

/giggles

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I get it. It's just annoying. I'd actually prefer, sometimes, if you didn't reply at all if what you plan on saying is not even a reply but a re-hash of what you just said.

I'm getting really tired of people giving me "blank looks" when I talk to them. Like me talking to them is an exam or something. Anyway, whatever.

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looks at floor

Crono, I never realized that having fun was a test for you. Testing your patience I mean.

Perhaps, you should look around and see exactly how many people want to.

You make liking you, very difficult.

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Like me talking to them is an exam or something. Anyway, whatever.

Facial expressions and reactions portrayed over the internet shocker!

Don't flatter yourself!

Dane Cook said:
They get into what I call "nothing fights". Fights about
absolutely nothing. Right? You see them waiting in
line at the movie theater. They hold hands but its not loving at
all. It's like rigormortis, rheumatoid arthritis, red-rover grip
that they've got going on. And everythings an argument:

"I should probably bring my jacket, I might get cold."<br style="color: rgb(175, 56, 254);">
"You bring your f**king jacket."<br style="color: rgb(175, 56, 254);">
"You think?"

"Do you think?
YES. What if they're pumping AC in there and then you're cold I
gotta go out and I miss the previews cuz I gotta get your f**king
jacket. Bring your jacket."

I love nothing fights.

Gwil, you should know that if Orph says something that has nothing to do with what you said and it's meant to be a reply, there was a blank look involved. (It was also in quotes)

That was a more general comment anyway.

Orph, Taking things a little personally? :razz:

Morphine, THANK YOU!! :smile:

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You have a good point.

shrugs I'm just here to stir it up!

Oh wait.. I see.. i'm not?

Crono said:
Orph, Taking things a little personally? :razz:

Moi?

Nah, as far as I know, nothing you have ever said has made such an impact upon me as to be thought of as "personally"

I will admit that when I do take things personally, no one seems to understand because the thing is of no importance to them what-so-ever. Case in point, Morph inadvertently told me to shut up. He doesn't see it as such, and I assume, no one else did either but the fact remained I did.

Weird ain't it...

Crono said:
Gwil, you should know that if Orph says something that has nothing to do with what you said and it's meant to be a reply, there was a blank look involved. (It was also in quotes)

I just love it when you have a discussion as if, I weren't here to see it.

That, is a "personally" thing BTW bud. It is considered rude in most social events. :heee:

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Uh huh.

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I love dane cook.

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if you say sour apple i will stab you iN The jaw.

woah... my keyboard is Messed up...

Q: why does Naruto have whiskers?

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To remind of the demon-fox?

I imagine that to be the truth. I like them personally - its a neat addition to the character design :smile:

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Why the f**k do people point to their nose sometimes. Like, when someone asks a question, they'll tap their nose. Does it mean "No"?

It generally means 'wouldn't you like to know' or 'I know but won't tell you'.

sour apple...

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Andrei said:
To remind of the demon-fox?

Hmmm, I just saw one half of a show, I don't know the demon fox (thank goodness!) What's the story with that?

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