Bin Laden Dead

"Osama bin Laden is dead, according to Saudi intelligence sources, cited
by a French newspaper, which claims to have obtained a document leaked
to them by French intelligence."

Appearantly he died LAST August of Typhoid Fever in a hideout in Pakistan.

This might explain the Pakistani Presidents appearant ballsy exposure of Americas threats against his country.

Will the west accept this as truth or fallacy? Whos next to threaten
World Peace and Freedom?? Cyborg-Hitler or Mothra, perhaps? Discuss.

"The world's most wanted terrorist, according to the French newspaper, is believed to have died last August as a result of typhoid fever while in Pakistan."

Typhoid fever? I'm glad to hear a leading figure of a decentralized, ideological terror group, hunted by the worlds biggest intelligence networks for over a decade, has died a natural death. Although perhaps he's still alive, so we don't know.

Wow, that's bitter for the War on Terror enthusiasts...

Like the article said, it can't be confirmed until we see a body.
I doubt al-queda will show it.

Vote Mothra

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Also change the texture of the dock. Docks are rarely tile. -Facepunch
As I Lay Dying

I vote the Martians!

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''Everyone wades in s**t until they're competent enough to walk on it. Jesus style.''
Dystopia - Empires

Haha, he got bested by Oregon Trail.

Okay, but seriously, it's obvious that the Americans wanted to keep him alive, if they can find you to pay taxes they can find a guy who can address millions. This is such a joke.

Brief excitement over exaggerated reports of death; relapse into apathy at reiteration of his already well-known sickly condition.

Pvt.Scythe said:
I vote the Martians!

I vote the Irkens.

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Yes I spell bad, but remimber Mighty are the stupid.

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I vote for myself.

And his death means next to nothing especially since it was because of an illness we knew he had since 2001.

Brief excitement over exaggerated reports of death; relapse into
apathy at reiteration of his already well-known sickly
condition.

That was my first thought to begin with. However, considering that it
was supposedly Saudi intelligence and didn't simply pop up in one of
the tabloids, I'm pretty convinced its true. As I said earlier though,
it would seem to explain the Pakistan presidents strange behaviour as
well.

PWND

If he's dead, at least he went peacefully. Maybe at the end, he saw the final point that was to be made. As he died, maybe he thought of all the people whose deaths he had caused. I hope if he is dead that he repented before he wented.

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I hope if he is dead that he repented before he wented.

Either that or he died with the impression that he is a hero whose followers will worship him forever.

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I hope if he is dead that he repented before he wented.

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Then comes the rude awakening?

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There are many people worse than Osama that I wouldn't mind seeing dead.

And Nickel, just 'cause you don't like him doesn't mean there aren't people who did. And just because your invisible man in the sky that governs you wouldn't like him, his invisible man in the sky may support his actions.

It's hard to be rudely awakened if you're dead.

French Toast said:
And Nickel, just 'cause you don't like him doesn't mean there aren't people who did. And just because your invisible man in the sky that governs you wouldn't like him, his invisible man in the sky may support his actions.

That's possible. It's also possible there is no invisible man in the sky. In fact, it's also possible God is really just a big chicken...

And you know what that means?

looks at chicken dinner

ETERNAL CONSEQUENCES!

But ... why would he make his own kind so delicious and fry-able?

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Blame it on Microsoft, God does.

To tempt us...

Chicken is the new edenic apple!

So what? The Vegan's are right? F*ck that!

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Blame it on Microsoft, God does.

I'm a firm believer in the idea that; stranded on a desert island,
vegans would eat everyone else first. Either that or wade through the
shallow waters sifting plankton through their smug grins....and then
apologising to the plankton.

"Invisible man in the sky?"

You people are stupid.

Mephs, How do vegans justify killing wheatgrass for thier smoothies?

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

Think of all those bunnies that get into combine harvesters...
Vegetarians are cruel! :biggrin: Okay, it said in some book that god made man
his own image... but there are a lot of other weird stuff in that book
though and no one should go about saying that it's the ultimate truth.

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''Everyone wades in s**t until they're competent enough to walk on it. Jesus style.''
Dystopia - Empires

y not?

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

It's arguable whether God is a man in the sky, or man is a god on earth.

But can we please please please not have yet another religious thread?

And by the way, Al Quaeda stated that Binladen is, in fact, still
alive. IMO maybe he still is, but it could just as well be a bluff.

Disgustipated said:
And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my
place of slumber.

And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the
spaces betwixt the air itself.

And he brought me into a vast farmland of our own midwest.

And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil.

One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear.

And terror possesed me then.

And I begged,

"Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"

And the angel said unto me,

"These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!

You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them
it is the holocaust."

And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of
one million terrified brothers and roared,

"Hear me now, I have seen the light!

They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul!

Damn you!

Let the rabbits wear glasses!

Save our brothers!"

Can I get an amen?

Can I get a hallelujah?

Thank you Jesus.

This is necessary.
This is necessary.
Life feeds on life, feeds on life, feeds on life.

/me declares mission accomplished. I am not a crook.

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Irony train pulling in right now:

But can we please please please not have yet another religious thread?

Amen to that :biggrin:

That's completely fine by me. :smile: I'm still saying that we should mount
an expedition just to see if there are any martians in mars. It is a
matter of national security!

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''Everyone wades in s**t until they're competent enough to walk on it. Jesus style.''
Dystopia - Empires

IIRC they found some bacteria on Mars.

Martian poop?