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Mr maddox, and 'real men'

Mr maddox, and 'real men'

Re: Mr maddox, and 'real men' Posted by Bewbies on Tue Jan 6th 2004 at 10:00pm
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Posted 2004-01-06 10:00pm
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http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=real_men

^for those of you who dont know who he is, hes a very opinionated SOB that isnt afraid to say what he wants... that little page is my favorite of his works
Re: Mr maddox, and 'real men' Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Tue Jan 6th 2004 at 10:20pm
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1976 posts
Posted 2004-01-06 10:20pm
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One of my favouites too, I love it. Reminds me of Cass. Verbally bitchslaps anyone with the audacity to e-mail him their opinions. :smile:
Re: Mr maddox, and 'real men' Posted by Cassius on Tue Jan 6th 2004 at 10:36pm
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Posted 2004-01-06 10:36pm
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Cassius
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Oh please, A_S - I have much more style than Maddox, though he be a great man indeed.
Re: Mr maddox, and 'real men' Posted by scary_jeff on Tue Jan 6th 2004 at 10:48pm
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Posted 2004-01-06 10:48pm
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Just another wannabe Lowtax if you ask me (even if this guy was around first?).
Re: Mr maddox, and 'real men' Posted by Tracer Bullet on Tue Jan 6th 2004 at 10:58pm
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Posted 2004-01-06 10:58pm
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I particularly like this one http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=walmart
Re: Mr maddox, and 'real men' Posted by Myrk- on Tue Jan 6th 2004 at 11:04pm
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Posted 2004-01-06 11:04pm
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Not the same Maddox that made/making that DM mod thing then?
Re: Mr maddox, and 'real men' Posted by Vash on Tue Jan 6th 2004 at 11:11pm
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Posted 2004-01-06 11:11pm
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I love his hatemail.
Re: Mr maddox, and 'real men' Posted by R@lph VViggum on Tue Jan 6th 2004 at 11:47pm
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Posted 2004-01-06 11:47pm
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He kinda reminds me of George Carlin. Heh good reads.
Re: Mr maddox, and 'real men' Posted by Skeletor on Wed Jan 7th 2004 at 12:11am
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Posted 2004-01-07 12:11am
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312 posts 41 snarkmarks Registered: Dec 28th 2003 Occupation: Student Location: California
MY fav would have to e one that Cass showed me: How to become an obnoxious internet cam whore in 5 easy steps.

http://maddox.xmission.com/cam_whore.html
Re: Mr maddox, and 'real men' Posted by Yak_Fighter on Wed Jan 7th 2004 at 12:49am
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Posted 2004-01-07 12:49am
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scary_jeff said:
Just another wannabe Lowtax if you ask me (even if this guy was around first?).
Sorry, as funny as Lowtax is he was still associated with PlanetQuake, and PQ was never funny when he ran it. :biggrin:
Re: Mr maddox, and 'real men' Posted by Dr Brasso on Wed Jan 7th 2004 at 3:08am
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Posted 2004-01-07 3:08am
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he gets a little carried away at times, but for the sarcastic lot like me, hes funny as hell... :lol:

Doc Brass... :dodgy:
Re: Mr maddox, and 'real men' Posted by Forceflow on Wed Jan 7th 2004 at 1:09pm
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Posted 2004-01-07 1:09pm
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Forceflow
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Gotta love the sarcasm.
Re: Mr maddox, and 'real men' Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Wed Jan 7th 2004 at 6:30pm
7dk2h4md720ih
1976 posts
Posted 2004-01-07 6:30pm
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7dk2h4md720ih
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random simpsons quote

"Oh, a sarcasm detector, that's a real useful invention"

beep beep beep

BOOM

Gold :smile:
Re: Mr maddox, and 'real men' Posted by LAzerMANiac on Fri Jan 9th 2004 at 3:33pm
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Posted 2004-01-09 3:33pm
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maddox pwns j00r @$$!!!1111
Re: Mr maddox, and 'real men' Posted by Forceflow on Fri Jan 9th 2004 at 4:19pm
Forceflow
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Posted 2004-01-09 4:19pm
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Forceflow
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I like some of his articles, but sometimes he's pushing it a bit too far with the usage of words like "faggot", "pussy" and stuff ... I love his point of view and the sarcasm, but somehow that kind of language reminds me of people with an IQ lower than their body temperature.
Re: Mr maddox, and 'real men' Posted by Cassius on Fri Jan 9th 2004 at 5:00pm
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Posted 2004-01-09 5:00pm
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Cassius
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The words don't matter half as much as the ideas. Cam Whore has to be the funniest thing ever.
Re: Mr maddox, and 'real men' Posted by matt on Fri Jan 9th 2004 at 5:25pm
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Posted 2004-01-09 5:25pm
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The best one is his article about kids art,

You must read it!!!!

I was splitting my sides when I read it. And re-read it, and re-read it...
Re: Mr maddox, and 'real men' Posted by Forceflow on Fri Jan 9th 2004 at 6:06pm
Forceflow
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Posted 2004-01-09 6:06pm
Post #14420
Forceflow
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2420 posts 451 snarkmarks Registered: Nov 6th 2003 Occupation: Engineering Student (CS) Location: Belgium
This rocks too: http://maddox.xmission.com/tictacs.html
Re: Mr maddox, and 'real men' Posted by matt on Fri Jan 9th 2004 at 6:48pm
matt
1100 posts
Posted 2004-01-09 6:48pm
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matt
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1100 posts 246 snarkmarks Registered: Jun 26th 2002 Occupation: Student! Location: Edinburgh
Tick tacks for president!!!!!
Re: Mr maddox, and 'real men' Posted by Crono on Fri Jan 9th 2004 at 7:43pm
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Posted 2004-01-09 7:43pm
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Oh man, Maddox rules.

I love it when people email him with 'corrections' to his work and didn't realize what he typed is a word. Like homage, people thought it was suppose to be 'homepage'. There was another one: inane.

Here's three of my favorite articles at his site:

Wireless internet may very well destroy our chances of contacting intelligent life.

Why change your car's oil when your girlfriend can do it?

Love your kids? Prove it by beating them.

There are many other great atricles there as well, but those make me laugh over and over.