You know the world is doomed when you see....

Ok, one of my friends at school told me about this but I couldent believe it until I looked for myself and surly enough it exists. Furniture porn, thats right you heard me, furniture porn! What is the world coming to?

www.furnitureporn.com

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It's just a joke parodizing those below-mediocre porn sites that are flooding the net with old and ugly babes.

The fake metatext on the front page is funny:

hot chippendale furniture chair on chair action footstool fetish chairs in bondage chairs getting it on with chairs going at it furniture fetish hot all shelf action file cabinets getting their freak on freaky filing cabinets get into our drawers sex furniture love putting the love in love seat erotic carpentry erotic joinery erotic furniture erotica furniture sex furniture porn hot ottomans Louis LXIX loveseat hotseat furniture engaged in intercourse furniture having intercourse unnatural acts of carpentry faked nudes of Gillian Anderson hot carl furniture f**king chair f**k chair suck chairs f**king chairs sexy davenport davenporn sofabed f**k murphy bed bitch sexy sideboard hot amateur tables recliner stool hot to chop butcher block snuff furniture porn barely legal bean bag chair erotic shelves "easy" chairs end table coffee table table leaf wicker hot rockers overstuffed chair sluts nightstand triple x bed cupboard china hutch xxx credenza action bookcase sucky sucky suck suck naked furniture nude furniture unpainted furniture unfinished funiture hot underage furniture all teen furniture nothing says loving like a face full of stuffing chairs f**king thier brians out!!!

Those chairs... hot.

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• My yr11 Economics teacher

LOL, never come across this one before

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Enjoyed the Lego porn more: http://drew.corrupt.net/lp/index.html

Found it in the link section. :biggrin:

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What the Snarkpitters listen to!

Hah, I remember this site from last year. I heard about it on the radio, it's hilarious.

The worlds not coming to an end when a couple guys decide to make a
funny site about furniture porn. It happens when bootylicious
gets into the Oxford dictionary.

the guys that made this must be the people behind the van gogh goghs (also on that top banner) when you click exit on the "before you enter..." site, you also get redirected to their site. they have a few vids here.

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Haha -- that's great.

I am trying, but I cannot. How does one find the time AND inclination to locate sites of this magnitude?

and you guys picked on my poop fixation. :rolleyes:

I admit, the bondage shot had me giggling.

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The best things in life, aren't things.

There was an ad for it on the Radio a year or two ago, that's where I heard it.