The ladder theory

The ladder theory

Re: The ladder theory Posted by azelito on Sat May 21st 2005 at 3:08pm
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It is old, Im sure some of you have seen it before but for those who havent, its worth a good read-through.

http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html

Comment and discuss.
"Azelito, stop being a f**king bitch. All I see you do is complain and insult people in your recent posts. We don't care, go find a razor you emo pansy..." -Windows98
Re: The ladder theory Posted by DrGlass on Sat May 21st 2005 at 3:49pm
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found that site quite some time ago, and let me tell you. It
holds true, but isn't right. This guy was dumbed or something and
made him bitter and and ass who thinks that sex is the highest form of
a relationship.
Re: The ladder theory Posted by Cassius on Sat May 21st 2005 at 4:14pm
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It has an unfortunate bit of truth to it, but like Glass says, it was ultimately made out of bitterness.
Re: The ladder theory Posted by Dark Tree on Sat May 21st 2005 at 4:25pm
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<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quote:</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>Sally: So you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.
Harry: No, you pretty much want to nail them, too.
</DIV></DIV>
Lol. Pretty funny stuff. In the critisism section he answers a few users' questions:



<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quote:</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>Criticism:
I have lots of male friends who would never think of me that way blah blah blah.
Answer:Your friend doesn't find you attractive, or he's currently doing better, or he's gay or you're wrong.</DIV></DIV>
Re: The ladder theory Posted by G4MER on Sat May 21st 2005 at 5:11pm
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One: This guy is not getting laid for his entire life time. If he has already he will never again.

Two: And he is not bitter.. not at all.

Three: There is truth to it.. but any good theory has some truth to it.

I dont know, I have treated many waitress like crap, and gotten laid that night or at least a phone number. I have slept with many women, and I dont think I am all that attractive, rich or a gutter troll biker, drug dealer etc.. kinda guy.

But then I have also never had a female friend.. we always tend to sleep with one another.. even a few wives, and mothers. I know im a dog. A DOG I TELL YOU! Why Oh Dear lord WHY! =)

Went to my wifes work the other night.. was hanging out waiting for her to get off, when this other waitress there, started flirting with me, and even told my wife she thought I was cute, and if she would mind if she slept with me.. No joke a true story.. so we had a threesome.. WOW.. its good to be me. lol
Re: The ladder theory Posted by Dark Tree on Sat May 21st 2005 at 5:41pm
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You have got to be s**tting me.
Re: The ladder theory Posted by Cassius on Sat May 21st 2005 at 5:42pm
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I think Money's gone over the deep end.
Re: The ladder theory Posted by G4MER on Sat May 21st 2005 at 6:03pm
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Cassius said:
I think Money's gone over the deep end.
More like into the deepend.. LOL HAHAHAHA Oh hey I have theme music now.. all cool cats have theme music. Check link below.
Re: The ladder theory Posted by DrGlass on Sat May 21st 2005 at 11:43pm
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What some lack in mapping experiance they make up in hot three way sex.
Re: The ladder theory Posted by Dark Tree on Sat May 21st 2005 at 11:48pm
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...seriously...you gotta be s**ttin me. :eek:

Pure Pwnage of the menage-a-trois.

I had no idea what I was in for when I started reading that post......"The guys never getting laid.....he is bitter....I had three way sex with my wife and a waitress...."

Nice, nice, f**king nice.
Re: The ladder theory Posted by G4MER on Sun May 22nd 2005 at 2:01am
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Now dark tree Read it agian but this time play my theme music.. Its a whole new experiance. lol
Re: The ladder theory Posted by Kain on Sun May 22nd 2005 at 8:12am
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MoneyShot said:
Went to my wifes work the other night.. was hanging out waiting for her to get off, when this other waitress there, started flirting with me, and even told my wife she thought I was cute, and if she would mind if she slept with me.. No joke a true story.. so we had a threesome.. WOW.. its good to be me. lol
! It is good to be you...
Re: The ladder theory Posted by Orpheus on Sun May 22nd 2005 at 10:38am
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MoneyShot said:
Went to my wifes work the other night.. was hanging out waiting for her to get off, when this other waitress there, started flirting with me, and even told my wife she thought I was cute, and if she would mind if she slept with me.. No joke a true story.. so we had a threesome.. WOW.. its good to be me. lol
My wife has been told on several occasions by multiple women that if they could tape my mouth shut, they would give it a whirl.. My wife just laughs.
So, I believe you MS. :smile:

The best things in life, aren't things.