How do you like your eggs?

Re: How do you like your eggs? Posted by Nickelplate on Mon Aug 15th 2005 at 2:37am

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Dark Tree said:
I'm surprised not one person has mentioned the page that satch posted about breast sizes etc....does no one think hairy breasts are nasty? there was one chick there that had more hair on her left nipple than probably half the members here at the pit!

Hirsutism is rare. Chances are you can see 1000 pairs of breasts and see maybe one hairy set. I've never actually seen a real set of hairy ones. And the only real reason that half of the members here have less chest hair is cause half of them are like 13 yrs old.

Here's a hypothetical question though. You meet a really hot girl and you really like here and then when you finally see her rack, you find out it's like that picture. What do you do?

I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
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Re: How do you like your eggs? Posted by Dark Tree on Mon Aug 15th 2005 at 2:46am

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Question: What do you do?

Answer: Give her a good f**king anyway....hairy tits shouldn't have to get in the way of good sex.

Re: How do you like your eggs? Posted by Nickelplate on Mon Aug 15th 2005 at 2:56am

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Ha Ha, that's good. So instead of putting a paper bag over her head, you put two smaller ones over her boobs? LOL

I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
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Re: How do you like your eggs? Posted by satchmo on Mon Aug 15th 2005 at 1:35pm

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The same treatment is called for if she has a hairy leg. Buy her a nice shaver.

Hair should never get in the way of true love.

And speaking of true love, what's going on with Madedog's escapade? How's that Estonian chick?

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." -- Toulouse-Lautre, Moulin Rouge

Re: How do you like your eggs? Posted by Nickelplate on Mon Aug 15th 2005 at 3:26pm

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<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting satchmo</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>The same treatment is called for if she has a hairy leg. Buy her a nice shaver.

Hair should never get in the way of true love.

And speaking of true love, what's going on with Madedog's escapade? How's that Estonian chick?
</DIV></DIV>

First of all, women take ANY gift as a personal insult
Shaver= "Oh, so NOW I'm too hairy for you?!?!"
Scale= "Oh, so NOW I'm too FAT for you?!?!?"
candy= "Now you're saying I'm homely and bony and need to fatten up?!"
Clothes= "Oh, so now I'm too ugly for you to see naked?!?!"

Women's insecurity gets in the way of true love. See "the estonian scenario" I made for Madedog.
Estoniana turned out to have nipple hair. Estonians often do. JK

I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
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