How do you like your eggs?

Teen age relation ships area based more on lust than anything
else. They all say they want a kind, funny guy... but the first
thing they ask each other is "is he hot?"

if that were true I'd have gotten more woman in high school :wink:

i cant say cuz my wife is always looking over my shoulder at what im
saying...i dont need a mag or a site y i ask do u think i married her
:razz: as for the fettish...a girl with a great pair cant go
unchecked.. :razz: yet another reason i married her...

looks like im sleeping on the chair tonight cuz of this post..

also i dunno if ppl heard but the RIR has been down scaled cuz of this
IRA statement im one of the lucky few which aernt made redundant ive still got a job thank god..

How many of you guys are interested in learning Estonian? I mean.. it
IS number 1 language in its beauty... sharing it with Italian. The
beauty of language.. if you really get it, it's real beautiful
language. I'll try to find a song from my MP3 collection which has an
estonian singing...

Hmm... it promises to be harder than I though... I have mostly only rap
which are NOT very beautiful. I'm stlil trying to find a woman singing..

Well, I have found couple though. These are the best I could find from
MY collection. There are, ofcourse, lot better ones. I'm gonna post the
links soon, but before I do that... I'd like to give you few hints
about estonians most beautiful and best singers. Female ones, that is.
(ofcourse, getting back to Eileen, she's a proud owner of a beautiful
voice).

http://www.postimees.ee/230305/gfx/12080423aaad7b9422.jpg - this is Eda Ines Etti. Perhaps you've heard of her?

http://www.sloleht.ee/fotod/2005%5C02%5C18/l-ines.jpg - that's her too.

http://www.postimees.ee/170205/gfx/10914420cfc83be61d.jpg - this is
Hanna-Liina V?sa, one of the most popular ones, who has a GREAT future
in world. She sang with Dave Benton, perhaps you've heard of him, also?
Was one of the winners of Eurovision Song Contest 2000, together with
Tanel Padar... with the song "Everybody".

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How many of you guys are interested in learning Estonian? I mean.. it
IS number 1 language in its beauty... sharing it with Italian. The
beauty of language.. if you really get it, it's real beautiful
language. I'll try to find a song from my MP3 collection which has an
estonian singing...

Hmm... it promises to be harder than I though... I have mostly only rap
which are NOT very beautiful. I'm stlil trying to find a woman singing..

Or even better, record yourself speaking and upload it somewhere for our enjoyment !

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What the Snarkpitters listen to!

Lol, no, my voice sucks :razz: But I'll see :razz:

Well, I did it :smile: Check it out on http://madedog.pri.ee/files/mp3/iluskeel.mp3

The text I said on it was..

"Ookei, ?hm, see on siis eesti keel ja noh... ega vist v?ga palju
rohkem polegi ?elda selle kohta et, et ta on lihtsalt selline nagu ta
on.. ta on ilus keel"

Which, in translation would be

"Ookay, umm, this is Estonian and well.. nothing much to say about it
that, that it just is as it is... it is nice language". Roughly
translated..

Anyway, in exchange of MY voice, three MP3-s I could scrape out:

http://www.madedog.pri.ee/files/mp3/Droopy%20vs.%20DJ%20Critikal%20feat.%20Genka%20-%20Tallinn.mp2

http://www.madedog.pri.ee/files/mp3/paavo_ja_liis_-_baar.mp3

http://www.madedog.pri.ee/files/mp3/track15.mp3

first is kinda rap, but it is still cool :smile: The second is a song and third is just a canon by a male choir.

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satchmo said:
I am only 165 cm (5' 5"). Remember, I am Asian, and my mom is only 127 cm.[quote]

hell im the same height as satchmo. :biggrin:

yeah madedog upload your voice i want to hear estonian!

[/quote]

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Bullet Control: $5000 for a bullet.
"I would blow your f**king head off! ...if I could afford it. I'm gonna get another job, start saving some money... then you a dead man!"

It's an excerpt from a textbook on sexual education from the 1960's in Great Britain.

i never knew this kind of etiquette was even formally written down. The
"small moan", bah. i'm glad i didnt grow up in that time.

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These words are my diaries screaming out loud

If you dumbasses would have read my previous posts, you would have
noticed that i already HAVE uploaded me voice :smile: As well as together
with several songs :smile:

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Madedog said:
If you dumbasses would have read my previous posts, you would have noticed that i already HAVE uploaded me voice :smile: As well as together with several songs :smile:

whoops sorry! nice language but, no offense, you got a voice like something you would hear in a movie.

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"I would blow your f**king head off! ...if I could afford it. I'm gonna get another job, start saving some money... then you a dead man!"

In a movie? Should I take that as a compliment or something? Or an
offence?? What you mean by "voice like something you would hear in a
movie"??? :S I don't get it

WHOA! I think i found a song Ines is singing! :biggrin: It's real good one :smile:

There you go:

http://www.madedog.pri.ee/files/mp3/Coka-reklaam.wma

I will type the lyrics now..

V?ikesele, suurtele ja peredele uutele

Endale, su s?brale ja armunuil, kel k?ik on ees

Naistele ja meestele, eestlastele, teistele,

Muusikuil, mehaanikuile, m??jatele, kodutule

Tugevale rahvale ja v?hemuse vahvale,

Kurbadele kujudele, r??msatele tujudele

Unustajail lootjaile, v?idu kojutoojaile

Sinule ja minule, k?igile.

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Madedog said:
In a movie? Should I take that as a compliment or something? Or an offence?? What you mean by "voice like something you would hear in a movie"??? :S I don't get it

no like those cheesy action movies where they have the actors put on a deep russian (or in this case Estonian) accent

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"I would blow your f**king head off! ...if I could afford it. I'm gonna get another job, start saving some money... then you a dead man!"

I'll show ya russian accent! An average estonian speaks whatever
language without ANY accent. Estonian language IS such.. you speak our
R from your throat, not from your nose... as English..

http://madedog.pri.ee/files/mp3/accent.mp3

Btw... those lyrics translated would be...

For small and big and families new

For you, for friend and loved who all is ahead

For women, men and estonians and else

For musics, mechanics, sellers and homeless

For nations strong and proud of minorities

For sad figures and happy moods

Forgiveness of hoping ones and winners bringing it home

For you for me, for everyone

That was a Coke commercial song.

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i speak my Rs from my throat.

if i understand you correctly

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"I would blow your f**king head off! ...if I could afford it. I'm gonna get another job, start saving some money... then you a dead man!"

It's definitely not Russian, but I wouldn't compare that to Italian. It sounds so different from Italian or Spanish.

I might upload something in Mandarin Chinese later...

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"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." -- Toulouse-Lautre, Moulin Rouge

God damn it! I never said it was Italian or Spanish LOOK-A-LIKE, I
rather said that, in beauty side, it is (facts) sharing first place
with Italian.

Anyway, if you want to COMPARE a language to Estonian, you'd rather take Latin.

Oh, an... how did you like those songs?

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<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Madedog</DIV>
<div class="quotetext">http://madedog.pri.ee/files/mp3/accent.mp3 [/quote]</DIV></DIV>

you swap between a quite british sounding dialect to a slightly american one.

</div>

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"I would blow your f**king head off! ...if I could afford it. I'm gonna get another job, start saving some money... then you a dead man!"

Well... I was more like talking about Estonian or Russian accent. By
any means - YES, What I learned was British English, so dooh, it was my
original dialect. But american one has just slipped in from time to
time :razz:

I'm giving you "accent experts" some homework.

http://www.madedog.pri.ee/files/mp3/noizmakaz%20-%20persona%20non%20grata.mp3

This song contains BOTH Estonian and Russian. Can you make the difference?

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so madedog any updates on your real life love story :smile:

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"I would blow your f**king head off! ...if I could afford it. I'm gonna get another job, start saving some money... then you a dead man!"

I'll keep you posted, as I promised.

But for now, don't fall of the topic we just had. Do your homework

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In the first mp3 where you speak Estonian, the thing you say at approx 00:08, after
"Ookei, ?hm, see on siis eesti keel ja noh... ega vist" sounds kinda funny. Couldn't keep up with the text after that.

And I'd say you speak english with a slight accent, but meh, it sounds
good, so what. Actually, I think it "sounds nicer" when people speak
with an accent.

Now the next step would be you singing something in Estonian. :wink:

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<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Madedog</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>Well... I was more like talking about Estonian or Russian accent. By any means - YES, What I learned was British English, so dooh, it was my original dialect. But american one has just slipped in from time to time :razz:

I'm giving you "accent experts" some homework.
http://www.madedog.pri.ee/files/mp3/noizmakaz%20-%20persona%20non%20grata.mp3
This song contains BOTH Estonian and Russian. Can you make the difference?
</DIV></DIV>

i think i can tell when its russian and when its estonian. is the russian when they seem to talk more in the throat (well like when you got snot in the back of your throat and you blow in your troat to get it to your mouth to spit it out thats the sound im talking about. what the hell is that called?)

edit: i think i got that wrong. but im still sure i can tell between russian and estonia. i cant really describe it but is the second speech made in the song russian?

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"I would blow your f**king head off! ...if I could afford it. I'm gonna get another job, start saving some money... then you a dead man!"

This thread is Incredible

Its gone from. Sexual fetishes to modern geography, to Madedog babbling on about his language.

WarloK said:
This thread is Incredible

Its gone from. Sexual fetishes to modern geography, to Madedog babbling on about his silly language.

that is possibly offensive

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Madedog said:
God damn it! I never said it was Italian or Spanish LOOK-A-LIKE, I rather said that, in beauty side, it is (facts) sharing first place with Italian.

Anyway, if you want to COMPARE a language to Estonian, you'd rather take Latin.

Oh, an... how did you like those songs?

What ya gettin so mad about? s**t, son, calm down.

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Here are some sample pronunciations of Mandarin Chinese characters.

Each word has only one syllable, so it's unlike almost any other
language in the world. But when native Chinese speakers converse
fast, the string of characters tend to blend together.

And here is some sample Chinese characters below:



It says "Why do you want to learn Chinese?"

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"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." -- Toulouse-Lautre, Moulin Rouge

I go to an Australian university, so I cant go a full day without hearing someone speaking Chinese. It sounds cool.

Not as cool as Estonian however :biggrin:

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• My yr11 Economics teacher

Nickel, I wasn't mad, I just got frustrated that someone didn't pay attention to what I said before.

Anyway, indeed - the Russian one was the one after estonian one. They were coming one by one.

And when you stopped understanding my speech... I am actually speaking
faster than an average Estonian. Actually I might think about speaking
as fast as I can and recording it...

Now, I'm not gonna SING. I can't sing so well, and even more behind a microphone that sucks. :razz:

Oh, and here is another example of the distinguishable difference between Russian and Estonian.

http://www.madedog.pri.ee/files/mp3/accent2.mp3

Ah, and here is another excercise for you. Can you define the place
when Russian comes in? If you can, you have successfully passed :wink:

http://www.madedog.pri.ee/files/mp3/noizmakaz%20-%20suitsetaja.mp3

Now, finally something for your pleasure :smile: Ultimate speed of speech. I
bet nobody understands the Estonian part at least, although what I said
was..

"Ja kui te enam mu k?nest aru ei saanud... ma tegelikult r??gin
kiiremini kui keskmine eestlane. Tegelikult v?iks isegi m?elda sellest,
et r??kida nii kiirelt kui ma saan ja siis lindistada see."

And then i spoke the same in english :smile:

"And when you stopped understanding my speech... I am actually speaking
faster than an average Estonian. Actually I might think about speaking
as fast as I can and recording it..."

http://www.madedog.pri.ee/files/mp3/asfastasican.mp3

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Wow, explosive, long, general thread...

Total posts: 276

Pages: 10

Topics: 5?

Until Later...

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Yeah I like russian boobs too runs away FAST :heee:

My goodness;

That Estonian is quite nice, I admit.

I was thinking 'bout uploading some German/Bavarian music. That's quite nice also.

But Madedog; actually you could try and sing a little. Maybe some "Amazing grace" or whatever would be fitting to your voice pitch.

In someway Estonian reminds me of Danish.... Although I can't really tell why.

Somehow I can't tell anything; as far as I can tell..... :rolleyes:

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If I remember well, this thread wasn't about estonian nor danish.

Since we're making language samples, tho, think I'll record myself saying the line above and post it here later.

Oh jeah right. I totally forgott.

Well. I did my part for the eggs... I'll keep quiet now.

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No, I believe satchmo is fine with it :biggrin:

As I said... I will NOT sing :smile: My voice is terrible for singing in
microphone. I can, however, sing with some people. We sang an excerpt
from Grease with Eileen. :smile: She sings very nice. ANd she didn't say a
bad thing 'bout my voice neither.

But yes, I'd rather not sing :smile:

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Let me try to bring the topic back to the original subject matter...

So, I've noticed that Asian breasts seem to be in high-demand, and puffy nipples are not very covetted. I wonder why that is.

I was talking to my wife last night about this thread, and she's quite baffled about the puffy nipples. She claimed that she's never seen a puffy nipple, but then again she hasn't seen too many nipples in her life other than her own.

I have seen and touched hundreds of nipples, mainly due to my occupation. So I can attest that puffy nipples definitely exist. They are more real than the Loch Ness monster.

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Here it is; rape your ears with my slightly modified voice saying "If i
remember well, this thread wasn't about estonian nor danish".

http://www.freewebs.com/acrisan/REC02.wav

Strangely, the fraze is very similar to a dialect spoken near Napoli.
The fraze "Frate-miu e casatorit cu sora ta" (My brother is married to
your sister) are identical both in romanian AND in the Napoli dialect.

[edit]

Oh sorry, you must have posted while I was still wrighting. :smile:

Large areola?

Too large is a turn off.

I would say round boobs, but not too big, a B/C cup max, gotta have a
nice ass but not flat and not fat and a nice smile. Luckily my
girlfriend fit's all of this :biggrin:

[edit] got taught sex ed in year 5 (so 10/11). We watched a vid with a
naked woman, man, girl and boy on a beach playing with a frisby or a
volleyball. Also in year 11, lol out sex ed teacher was funny as hell
talking about when he went to get his nut's checked at the hospital but
I won't go any further.

and the courts said that a little conversation about (stuff that
I won't even quote because the original poster sounds like a
peodophile) wasn't paedophilia, so how can you?

This is not the courts, we have our own rules and admins, so stop whining little bitch.

Why dont we just put an 18+ thing on general banter? It wont
stop any of our younger members from looking at what we say.

16, 16. Over here you can (legally) have sex at 16.

Well... it's VERY common that an average 14 y/o (in estonia) has
already lost his/her virginity :biggrin: The truth is, what turns me on, is a
virgin :smile: I respect women who have been able to stand up to all those
wanting to steal her virginity.

Anyway, as for boobs... I say anything bigger than C-cup is DISGUSTING.
I can't understand how they can LIVE with such tits... :S I mean.. it's
impossible. And besides that, too big boobs are ugly... So, yeah, as we
speak about Eileen again, she has the kind of tits I like :smile:

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It's unfortunate that all these women who spend thousands of dollars on breast augmentation to please men, but most of us don't even like large breasts.

Pity!

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10 pages, 10 pages with more than 50% about a little girl of 13. Simply amazing.

BTW, in Missouri you can still Wed a girl of 12 with parental consent. Go figure. :eek:

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satchmo, word! Breast implantants are the worst thing I could imagine.
I kinda like the whole-natural thing... nature knows what's best for
you so don't try to change it :smile: (well... shaving, ofcourse, is a MUST
:biggrin: )

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It's unfortunate that all these women who spend thousands of
dollars on breast augmentation to please men, but most of us don't even
like large breasts.
Pity!

I pity the lack of communication between those women and the men they are trying to please.

Well... lots of men actually DO like gigantic breasts. If I daresay,
the only thing increased boobs fit in, is prostitution and pornography
industries. Other than that... not in my life.

Unnatural boobs are just not for me or, as I can see, many of the people here.

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Most women I know, do not get breast implants to appease/entice some male. Women have breast envy. Women get implants because of, other women.

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There is no history until something happens, then there is.

Nickel, I wasn't mad, I just got frustrated that someone didn't pay attention to what I said before.

Anyway, indeed - the Russian one was the one after estonian one. They were coming one by one.

And when you stopped understanding my speech... I am actually speaking
faster than an average Estonian. Actually I might think about speaking
as fast as I can and recording it...

Now, I'm not gonna SING. I can't sing so well, and even more behind a microphone that sucks. :razz:

Oh, and here is another example of the distinguishable difference between Russian and Estonian.

http://www.madedog.pri.ee/files/mp3/accent2.mp3

Ah, and here is another excercise for you. Can you define the place
when Russian comes in? If you can, you have successfully passed :wink:

http://www.madedog.pri.ee/files/mp3/noizmakaz%20-%20suitsetaja.mp3

Now, finally something for your pleasure :smile: Ultimate speed of speech. I
bet nobody understands the Estonian part at least, although what I said
was..

"Ja kui te enam mu k?nest aru ei saanud... ma tegelikult r??gin
kiiremini kui keskmine eestlane. Tegelikult v?iks isegi m?elda sellest,
et r??kida nii kiirelt kui ma saan ja siis lindistada see."

And then i spoke the same in english :smile:

"And when you stopped understanding my speech... I am actually speaking
faster than an average Estonian. Actually I might think about speaking
as fast as I can and recording it..."

http://www.madedog.pri.ee/files/mp3/asfastasican.mp3

Would that happen to be you talking? If so you have a very nice microphone.

P.S.

I love that song you posted, it sweet. I have it on my MP3 player now.

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Nickelplate is my dad

Quit deviating the thread for heaven's sake. :razz:

As for breast envy...I would have never looked at it from this angle if
you hadn't mentioned it. I always thought implants were made to attract
"trophy" males.

Anyway, is it just me, or are most women who get implants...pretty
stupid? Most of the ones I know who got silicon in their boobies are as
dumb as rocks. I have the feeling that their IQ are invert-proportional
to the size of their implants. :evilgrin:

I don't "know" anybody with breast implants, but then I guess I haven't
exactly gone around asking any female aquintances either :biggrin: I guess
other than my parent's friends and relatives, I don't know too many
people who fit in the (I assume) target demographic for breast
enlargement.

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Windows98, yes, it is my voice. The microphone belongs to the headset :razz:

And, Great. I love this song, too :smile: Wished you understood it, though :biggrin: It's funny as hell :biggrin:

You listened to the previous MP3-s I posted? :smile:

BTW... does anyone mind trying to pronounce out the sound in that rap
song? :biggrin: that noizmakaz - suitsetaja.mp3, and try to record their try?
I'd really like to hear an englishman trying to speak estonian, even
which they don't understand... check out how good they pronounce..

Andrei, I don't feel like staying on topic for all the time :biggrin:

But, yes, some women really envy others. I even happen to know 2... I
understand, however, women who's boobs are just... flat! Like they
didn't have those.. like men :razz:

But yes, I have the same feeling.. IQ is invert-propotional to implant
size. If we comeback to Eileen, she has what... a B-cup? And her
intelligence level seems to be beyond any 18 yo.

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My mom has breast implants...

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Windows 98 said:
My mom has breast implants...

TMI. :rolleyes:

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What's a TMI?

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