Lame jokes

This site is getting quit serious, I need some fun. I'm a big fan of very VERY lame jokes so post them all. Here's a start:

Why does a gargantua lay eggs? 'Cause else the gargantua will die of an egg overdose in his body. That's why the eggs have to get out.

Why do barnacles hang on the ceiling? 'Cause if the lay on the ground people will step on them.

this thread could very well get scary.

You can overdose on eggs?

I'm sorry but these jokes are too lame, it must stop D:~~

My little 8 year old sister could think of better jokes....

Computers are like air conditioners; open windows, and they stop working. points to sig thats my favorite joke.

So this guy walks into a bar and says "Ow"

funny? funny is, this topic was locked this morning, and now its not... that to me is hilarious

/me thinks about telling the "cherries and doughnuts" joke.

thinks better of it

/runs

Bleh, don't delete the topic. Just have the thread take a turn for the better. How bout we all share geeky humor and such. I did my part on it up there a few posts
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commandline-conquest said:
Bleh, don't delete the topic. Just have the thread take a turn for the better. How bout we all share geeky humor and such. I did my part on it up there a few posts
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every time i post a joke, lep deletes it :biggrin: .. some things don't translate to english very well

Cash Car Star said:
So this guy walks into a bar and says "Ow"

Two guys walked into a bar; you'd think one of 'em woulda ducked. badum chish

Two elephants fall off a cliff. bumm bumm

My bum is on the Swedish, the Swedish.

Gorbachev said:

Cash Car Star said:
So this guy walks into a bar and says "Ow"

Two guys walked into a bar; you'd think one of 'em woulda ducked. badum chish

Took a second to get (was visualising a "drinking" bar)but thats actually pretty funny

Why do violists spend so much time on their doorsteps?

Because they can't find the key and don't know when to come in.

why did the robot crosst he road..it was super gluded to to the chicken



you asked for lame jokes......

Heres one for you Lep :smile:

 

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.

Did you hear about the leprous male prostitute?
Business dropped off after a while.

2 blonds walking down a road, one says, "look at the dead bird!", the other looks up and says "where?"

What's the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears trousers, while a dog just pants.

GROAN

Ok, these jokes are really lame. :sad:

azelito said:
Ok, these jokes are really lame. :sad:

its says mounds when a topic like this see's this much action..

i have always heard, really smart people are eccentric by nature.. could explain why such stupidity seems to appeal so much to the masses around here..

you all might check your own stupid meter's and see where you fall into the group.. :/

I don't know any more jokes so that's me done :smile:

A man walks into the GPs office and says "I keep hurting my arm in a particular place." So the doctor says "Don't go there any more then."

Paddy and Murphy are throwing stones at the ground. Paddy misses.

Paddy and Murphy are sitting on the ground. Murphy falls off.

Paddy and Murphy in a closet,

Paddy "Dark in here innit?"

Murphy "Dunno, can't see"

Paddy and murphy walking down a street, paddy falls down a man hole, murphy shouts "PADDY?! Are you okay?"

Paddy shouts back, "No, quick call me an Ambulance!"

Murphy replies "Paddy's an ambulance! Paddys an Ambulance!"

you all hear that? its the needle on the stupid meter falling to the floor ....

A man walks into a bar with some asphalt rolled up underneath his arm, strolls up to the bar -

"One for me and another for the road!"

Nice one Blu_chze.

Well you guys remember Lil lol, thats ONE of the reasons i think lep deletes joke topics

What ever happened to her anyway? I was not usually involved in topics with her much, but I do remember her.

Dunno how many people will get this, but I came up with it during my Genetic Engineering class (although I'm sure someone came up with it before)

Did you hear about the girl who had her ugly gene removed?

She was a knockout.

I get it on the surface, but that seems like a really sad joke, if I'm reading it right. But I'm probably not since you made it up, and you don't exactly have one of the simpler minds here...

Care explaining?

edit

Just remembered this thread was for lame jokes, ignore me :razz:

When you genetically engineer an organism (most commonly mice), there are two types of things you can do. You can add genes from elsewhere, which is called Transgenesis, or you can remove genes from the genome, which is called a Knockout. So it's one of those retarded, field-specific puns.

Heh- clever enough, though.

I always like this field specific-ish joke-

There are 10 types of people in the world, those who can read binary and those who can't.

What do you call a leper in a jacoozi?

...Poridge...

if you like lame jokes, you cant beat christmas crackers or the back of penguin bars!

Theres a difference between lame and corpsify... :eek: