Counterstrike: The Movie

I stumbled upon this thing when I surfed the net:

http://www.bbspot.com/News/2005/01/counterstrike_movie.html

Casting has not started for the project yet, but Ben Affleck and Colin
Farrell, both avid fans of the game, have expressed interest in the
project.

DOUBLE DRAGON F**KING SUCKED ASS! Almost as bad as Street Fighter. shutters

I love the first Mortal Kombat movie though, mmm Paul Anderson garbage.

We have many "Counter-Strike" movies: Die Hard, Heat, True Lies, etc. I don't think we need one that's based on a game that possesses no story.

Could be interesting. Unless its a story about 2 CS players duking it out on dust for a "world championchip"

[edit] After reading the preview, "The movie will focus on an international SWAT team assembled to stop a group of terrorists." Makes me think of Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six. Go read that book :razz:

"The loudmouth beginner struggling for acceptance, the Team Killer who must face the consequences of a fatal accident, and the insecure wonder-kid accused of being gay."

So we have the noob who'll be speaking l337 during the whole movie, the TKer who's gonna be taking pot shots at his team, and the other noob who'll be sticking with his teammates for fears of dying.

""The terrorism issue is still rather sensitive in America," said one studio executive who wished to remain anonymous. "Killing an animatronic goat is much more palatable to the American public. And it should also keep it PG-13, maybe lower.""

Oh shut up. Terrorism is a sensitive issue because of 911 and then because Bush was stupid enough to go to Iraq, get his soldiers killed, and still blame it on terrorism. Release the movie with humans. Else you'll get them animal activists on your asses for animal cruelty. And who cares about a PG-13 rating anyways. 12 year olds play CS, so why shouldnt they be allowed to see the movie. I know why, because in the movie, it isnt "Animated blood" But the violence and language factors are still there.

I'd love to see some of the maps recreated in real life.

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there, that's what i think about it

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sorry for stretching the pag eout of bounds guys. :sad: realy

umm...

Copyright 1999-2004 by BBspot LLC
BBspot is a satirical news and comedy source and meant to be funny. If you are easily offended, gullible or don't have a sense of humor we suggest you go elsewhere.

umm...

Copyright 1999-2004 by BBspot LLC
BBspot is a satirical news and comedy source and meant to be funny. If you are easily offended, gullible or don't have a sense of humor we suggest you go elsewhere.

Yes... something isn't quite right about this site.

Nice idea lol...

that's about as real as this

lmao...

That incident was blown way out of porportion, just look at the
comercials on during the superbowl, there is more sex on those 1 min
comercials than there was of that 10 second incident.

I don't think the "amount of sex" was really the issue. The big deal mostly came from the FCC anyway for "conduct".

I really like this one:

http://www.bbspot.com/News/2003/12/valve_unified_theory.html

Guess you haven't heard of BBSpot. :razz:

There was a "Counter-Strike" movie that was made somewhat recently though. I think it was filmed in France or something.

Ben Affleck is actually quite the gamer you know. He did an interview on Xplay and he seemed to know a bit about gaming.

horrible!!

The movie will prolly be like "S.W.A.T" Lame and Lamer IMO.

Ok, people- BBSpot does SATIRICAL ARTICLES. It's not real.

Ben Affleck is actually quite the gamer you know. He did an interview on Xplay and he seemed to know a bit about gaming.

He was also a huge fan of Daredevil comic when he was a kid and almost any other actor would have fit that film more.

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Please, anybody but Ben Aflick Please.

Robin Williams is a DoD player. :razz:

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<DIV class=quotetext>I really like this one:

http://www.bbspot.com/News/2003/12/valve_unified_theory.html </DIV></DIV>

this is really hilarious . How they can come up with something like this :biggrin:

Game Engine Software Engineer at Valve, Jose Garcia discovered the theory.

"The game engine ran too slowly. I was assigned the job of speeding it up,

" he said. "I started out by combining some of the gravity equations with

some of the other force equations and found it all started to fit together.

After a day, I had fine-tuned the entire physics-animation functions down

to four lines of code, which ran a bit faster," he added.

Game Engine Development Manager at Valve, David Price released a press

briefing later in the day accusing Dr. McLeod of "theft of intellectual property"
Dr. McLeod, argued the equation cannot be intellectual property because it

"describes physics itself, which has existed for 14 billion years from the time

of The Big Bang to the present

That site is a retarded, half-assed attempt at ripping off the Onion.

I thought it was funny, but didn't look credible. I've been tricked/tricked people with the onion.

Not the first though :

http://imdb.com/find?q=counter%20strike;tt=on;nm=on;mx=20

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sorry for stretching the pag eout of bounds guys. :sad: realy

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If you were sorry, you'd fix it. Especially since the whole page is a joke.

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<DIV class=quotetext>I'd love to see some of the maps recreated in real life.
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Paintballing company in UK has already made a full sized De_dust recreation to play in :razz:

TwoKnives said:
I'd love to see some of the maps recreated in real life.

Paintballing company in UK has already made a full sized De_dust recreation to play in :razz:

I hate that place... no I hate the UK, I hate the entire region.... That part of the world is dead to me now, thanks.

De_dust is overplayed.

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Paintballing company in UK has already made a full sized De_dust recreation to play in :razz:

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Certainly there's some pictures of this place somewhere. Anyone got them?

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Certainly there's some pictures of this place somewhere. Anyone got them?

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Yea, it was http://www.playdust.co.uk/ but atm it's down :sad: