Michael Jackson- Still the entertainer.

If you live in the US and happen to catch the "Johnboy and Billy" show today, you may have heard these already, if not get ready to giggle till you bleed.

Now I still feel that Jackson is innocent, but also feel that he is stupid enough to make fun of. liberally and frequently if necessary.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like Twentyeight year olds?
A: Because there are 20 of them.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson go to K-Mart?
A: Because he heard that boys pants were half off.

Q: How do you know its bed time at Micheal Jackson's house?
A: When the big hand is on the little hand.

if you hear of any good Jackson jokes, please post them here.

Q: What does Michael Jackson have in common with a shopping bag?
A: They're both made of white plastic and best kept away from children.

Don't forget the obligatory "fumbling around inside" reference there, Hugh :biggrin:

Ah yes, the black man who would be white.

Why is Michael Jackson such a massive bellend?

Because he wears British Army regiment badges as if they were toys to a trial about paedophilia.

Kill him, kill the media circus and kill the lying family for trying to defame a freak for money.

WTF is a bellend?

why do i get the sneaky suspicion, i really don't want an answer. :/

Slang for the tip of the penis :smile: And he is just that.

I don't know why (well, I can guess) he is like he is, but wearing
those badges struck a chord of "wow, what a stupid tosser" with me -
coupled with him wearing those silly armbands on the same arm, and
height as the Nazi party loyalists would have worn 192odd - 1945, as
some kind of symbolism.

Guilty or not, he earns no respect off me for buying up military badges
cheap and wearing them as public show pieces as part of his sordid
theatre performance for his dog like fans.

A truly disgusting man.

edit: Having a few drinks really does bring out my scathing attacks
against a society based on money, fame and watered down culture. Oh
well, it's the truth when you're drunk, so they say.

Now all i'm waiting is for the men in black coats to come and ship me off.

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I don't have any ill will toward people like him, but i also wouldn't notice if people like him came up suddenly missing either.

i am not, nor have i ever been one of those people who thinks "it takes all kinds to make the world go round"

some kinds, need to not be..

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<DIV class=quotetext>I don't have any ill will toward people like him, but i also wouldn't notice if people like him came up suddenly missing either.

i am not, nor have i ever been one of those people who thinks "it takes all kinds to make the world go round"

some kinds, need to not be..

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What's your excuse then?

Sorry I just had to :smile:

in the good old days, he would have been burned as a witch, most likely.

so much for progress :sad:

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What's your excuse then?

Sorry I just had to :smile:

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for my "kind"

i dunno, sometimes i ask that same question. people like me tend to live a miserable life in some respects. we are control freaks, yet control seems a futile way to exist.
anyways, you come up with an explanation, and we'll patent it. :smile:

Q: What's white, and used to be black, and comes in little cans?
A: Michael Jackson!

found some good'uns

http://williambader.com/mj.html

http://www.laughnet.net/archive/jokes/jackson.htm

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=michael+jackson+jokes

Michael Jackson is the only person I know that was born a black man and will die a white woman.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?

A: Acne doesn't come on your face until you're a teenager.

Q: Whats the difference between Michael jackson and greyhounds?
A: Greyhounds wait for the hare.

The FBI raded Michael Jacksons home and found Class A drugs in the living room,
class B drugs in the bathroom and class 5C in his bedroom.

The FBI raded Michael Jacksons home and found Class A drugs in the living room,
class B drugs in the bathroom and class 5C in his bedroom.

lol.

^_^

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<DIV class=quotetext>in the good old days, he would have been burned as a witch, most likely.

so much for progress :sad:

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These days we know it's not safe to put plastic on a fire. That's progress.

Grabs bucket of HCL .