I wish I spoke German

I wish I spoke German

Re: I wish I spoke German Posted by Juim on Wed Feb 22nd 2006 at 12:51pm
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I think he's gonna need a new keyboard.
Re: I wish I spoke German Posted by fishy on Wed Feb 22nd 2006 at 2:04pm
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i only watched the first 30 seconds or so, but that kid is heading for a heart attack.
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Re: I wish I spoke German Posted by Stadric on Wed Feb 22nd 2006 at 2:39pm
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yeah, WoW and CS will do that to ya
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Re: I wish I spoke German Posted by Dr Brasso-Kona- on Wed Feb 22nd 2006 at 3:04pm
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das kind ist krank....whew....

that s**t would last about 5 seconds in my house.

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Re: I wish I spoke German Posted by Andrei on Wed Feb 22nd 2006 at 4:36pm
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krank... oder verruckt?

Actually, I kinda think he was acting. The keyboard was a pretty old
model while his monitor seemed to be an LCD. And why would he film
himself (or have himself filmed) like this and then put the file on the
www?
Re: I wish I spoke German Posted by ReNo on Wed Feb 22nd 2006 at 4:41pm
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I kinda agree with Andrei, mostly because he didn't really seem to be doing anything. He would get his fingers into some sort of gaming position, but then just throw another tantrum without pressing anything. All in all, what the hell was going on there?! Scary stuff anyway.

Ultra-cruel but similarly funny to watch video of a mad child;

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Re: I wish I spoke German Posted by Dr Brasso-Kona- on Wed Feb 22nd 2006 at 4:43pm
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ya, verruckt ist anwenbar, und besser... (my german is s**t these days....grr)

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Re: I wish I spoke German Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Wed Feb 22nd 2006 at 4:49pm
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Yeah seriously -- he was just using his mouse for most of it... and I
can't think of one single thing that you only use your mouse for that
would get you that frustrated.

ReNo: I couldn't get the video to stream off of videobomb so here's the
same one just off google video:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9131091436493626305&q=maze

And ReNo, my god that's a terrible thing to do to a child. I felt
genuinely bad for him afterwards.... but only after I was done
laughing. :smile:

Found another good one... a montage of the same prank played on college
students:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6226064101960775007&q=maze

Crikey ReNo... you just sent me on a google video prank spree:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3996825118198454344&q=prank
Re: I wish I spoke German Posted by Andrei on Wed Feb 22nd 2006 at 5:12pm
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9131091436493626305&q=maze
Being the sadist that I am I was chuckling just imagining what the
kid's reaction would be even before anything happened. Anyone got
a link to this scary maze thingie?
Re: I wish I spoke German Posted by Forceflow on Wed Feb 22nd 2006 at 5:18pm
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Re: I wish I spoke German Posted by Nickelplate on Wed Feb 22nd 2006 at 5:18pm
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Heilige Schei?! Das Kind ist UEBEL! Und er ist ein Dummkopf.

I don't see why someone would do that... Other than to get attention like this other guy i saw on the net a while back that did the same thing...
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Re: I wish I spoke German Posted by French Toast on Wed Feb 22nd 2006 at 9:03pm
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Best german vid out there; clicky
Re: I wish I spoke German Posted by KoRnFlakes on Wed Feb 22nd 2006 at 9:06pm
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Best german vid out there; clicky
ahahahaha
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Re: I wish I spoke German Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Wed Feb 22nd 2006 at 9:06pm
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Best german vid out there; clicky
Hahahaha fanf**kingtastic frenchy! Loved it. Gonna go share it with my friends now.
Re: I wish I spoke German Posted by Andrei on Wed Feb 22nd 2006 at 9:52pm
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ROFL, i'm saving that one :biggrin: .
Re: I wish I spoke German Posted by Dr Brasso-Kona- on Wed Feb 22nd 2006 at 10:17pm
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awesome frenchy....well done :clap:

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Re: I wish I spoke German Posted by Dark_Kilauea on Wed Feb 22nd 2006 at 10:51pm
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Translation from a friend of mine :smile:

"hurry the f**k up - I wanna play unreal tournment!!! - hurry up!!!!!! - START UP THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!! - (then the game is started) "Get out of my way!!" - "WHAT THE f**k IS HAPPENING???" "I WANNA PLAY UNREAL!!!!!!!" - (music starts) - "..now ill play, ill play..the game is starting.." - "WHATS HAPPENING!!! THE MAP IS LOADING - I WANNA PLAY - THINK POSITIVE! THINK POSITIVE - the game will start any moment - its game time! Ill f**k you up you bitch - ill f**k you up!!" - (breaks his keyboard) - the escape button - where is it? where is the escape button?? - I dont need help..no - i dont need help - ILL KILL YOU ALL! ILL KILL YOU ALL!!!! EAT THIS BITCH!!! ILL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!!"

lol, good vid.
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