The Perils of Internet Dating

A friend gave this to me tonight, and I wanted to share it with you.

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20051209/113414040002.html

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

Daniel admits he and his
mother could do little but stammer
and stutter around each other
for days after their cyberspace
exploits came to light. And his
father Paul -- Nicole's husband
of 27 years -- wasn't too happy
when the story hit the news and
his beer-drinking buddies made
him the butt of their jokes.

That's one of the worst bits right there. I feel pretty bad for the dad.

Oedipus anyone?

Also -- as if to further illustrate Nickel's point: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4845715794200371561

Don't watch all of it, just skip to the end. The punchline if you will.

The Image is too blurry can't read the text on that Google video. Transcript please. I'm dying to know what they were saying.

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Quote from Nietzsche....God is dead
Quote from God....Nietzsche is dead

""Mom called herself Sweet
Juliette and I called myself The
Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately,"

Lol, I remember that great game: The Prince of Persia (The old one, not the crappy new one)

Now thats pretty damn funny. The Video that is, the story is just sad.

I can't read the chatting on the video, but the look on the kids face at the end is priceless.

I'm sure its just silly cybersex anyway.

Lol!

I think they're chatting in some scandanavian language or something I couldn't make it out...

"Prince of Pleasure" HAHAHAHAHA

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

The worst part about the article is that it insinuates that he's had cybersex with his mom.

yeah, that's really gross.

But while we're on the subject, can someone tell me what exactly goes on during "cybersex?" Is it like Jackin' it and typing at the same time?

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

Guess so.

I figure it's something along the lines of:

Bang..... Bang..... Bang....

:biggrin:

ouch

Oh man.. if there is a god, this is proof that he has a sense of humor.

Nickelplate said:
I think they're chatting in some scandanavian language or something I couldn't make it out...

a bit more southern... dutch. the "girl" is constantly asking him to show himself, and asking "are you feeling hot?" The guy is like yeah. and he's asking to see her face etc.

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I thought i saw somw Danish characters. Oh well. I can't read Dutch, only Deutsch.

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

I didn't see any Danish characters... There's ?, ? and ? :razz: (? ?

HazardGameR^ said:
I didn't see any Danish characters... There's ?, ? and ? :razz: (? ? ?)

You didn't see them because you're a very bad person. Only good boys and girls can see them.

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

Gah, I hate those bloody Dutch guys that disgrace my beautifull country :sad: It is Dutch ...
Good thing the guy get's owned in that movie :biggrin:

And THAT is why I'm glad most of my family are completely computer
illiterate. Although it kind of reminds me of the even worse story,
where a guy killed himself because his girlfriend fell in love with
another man online....who was actually him all along.

<DIV class=quote>
<DIV class=quotetitle>? quoting Mephs</DIV>
<DIV class=quotetext>a guy killed himself because his girlfriend fell in love with another man online....who was actually him all along.
</DIV></DIV>

ouch thats an interesting yet cruel experiment he did. like trying to seduce her to see if she would cheat on him. cruel on himself and cruel on her. really makes you think.

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Mephs said:
a guy killed himself because his girlfriend fell in love with another man online....who was actually him all along.

ouch thats an interesting yet cruel experiment he did. like trying
to seduce her to see if she would cheat on him. cruel on himself and
cruel on her. really makes you think.

Meh, nothing to kill yourself over, it was his own fault.

And after seeing that movie clip and reading the story I'm tempted to
pretend being someone else and try to seduce some horny 50 y/o.

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What the Snarkpitters listen to!

lmao

That just seems sketchy OtZman :smile: Like you're asking for a trouble. Who knows, you might end up with a stalker.

I can just see it now:

"Snarkpit regular decides to have fun by pretending to be someone else and trying to seduce horny 50 year, only to discover that the person they were dating online was also a Snarkpitter."

Orpheus!

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"If you talk at all during this lesson, you have detention. Do you understand?"

• My yr11 Economics teacher

Do we even have a 50 year old member?

Sadly, I have seen some 50 year olds who don't look nearly as old as they once did. Either I am getting to like older or, the bile taste in my mouth. :cool:

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There is no history until something happens, then there is.

That just seems sketchy OtZman :smile: Like you're asking for a trouble. Who knows, you might end up with a stalker.

Don't think they would stalk me no more after finding out my true identity. :wink:

It would be fun to pretend to be a 14 y/o girl on one of those online
teenage communities, see if I could cheat one of those desperate
middle-aged men lurching around there.

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What the Snarkpitters listen to!

You know, they have government agents here in the US who do that for a
living, but mostly to track down child pornographers and
molesters. Maybe you should move over here and get paid to do it!

OtZman said:
It would be fun to pretend to be a 14 y/o girl

As long as you do not do it here. One Lil was enough to last a lifetime.

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There is no history until something happens, then there is.

a bigger problem is 14 y/o's that pretend to be like 19 and then after they seduce some guy, they scream "RAPE!"

stupid hoes...

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

I'm going to pretend to be a hot chick, and try to seduce myself.......

wow, that was quick. I'm easy.

Speaking of the Dutch. I must say, you're country is beautiful. I lived in Terneuzen for 3 years as a teenager, and loved every second of that place. I still buy Double Zout licorice sometimes. I love taking it to work and watching my coworkers faces melt when they get a mouthful of that salty Dutch treat.

Mmmm... to be 15 again, living in Holland. The beer dispensing machines at our apartment. The topless beaches. The beautiful women hopping into the sauna, in their birthday suit. The wind, the rain, the bikes.... I could go on forever.

Nickelplate said:
a bigger problem is 14 y/o's that pretend to be like
19 and then after they seduce some guy, they scream "RAPE!"
stupid hoes...

ouch, sounds like experience talking :razz:

Finger said:
Mmmm... to be 15 again, living in Holland. The beer dispensing machines
at our apartment. The topless beaches. The beautiful women hopping into
the sauna, in their birthday suit. The wind, the rain, the bikes.... I
could go on forever

i would add: their djs and big festivals
(DanceValley,Mysteryland,Sensation,and lots of other smaller ones). The
Dutch have an extreme dresscode too at these festivals. I know a few
crazy dutch girls, hella fun :smile: But dont give them too much credit,
e.g. our beer and fries are way better

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BlisTer said:
ouch, sounds like experience talking :razz:

Not my experience, but a guy I graduated highschool with, yeah. she told him she was 19. He should have been tipped off by the lack of breasts and pubic hair. Oh well, he was stupid..

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I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
http://www.dimebowl.com

...living in Holland. The beer dispensing machines at our apartment. The topless beaches. The beautiful women hopping into the sauna, in their birthday suit. The wind, the rain, the bikes....

Sounds like some kind of Nirvana...